{"id":15,"date":"2012-02-01T03:13:30","date_gmt":"2012-01-31T21:13:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=15"},"modified":"2012-02-01T10:14:03","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T04:14:03","slug":"the-death-of-a-big-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"THE DEATH OF A BIG ONE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>  <o:OfficeDocumentSettings>   <o:AllowPNG\/>  <\/o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <\/xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>  <w:WordDocument>   <w:View>Normal<\/w:View>   <w:Zoom>0<\/w:Zoom>   <w:TrackMoves\/>   <w:TrackFormatting\/>   <w:PunctuationKerning\/>   <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas\/>   <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false<\/w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>   <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false<\/w:IgnoreMixedContent>   <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false<\/w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>   <w:DoNotPromoteQF\/>   <w:LidThemeOther>EN-US<\/w:LidThemeOther>   <w:LidThemeAsian>X-NONE<\/w:LidThemeAsian>   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<\/span>I\u2019m not against this and the pirating of movies and music is a big time thing.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Personally, I go to the movies a lot (and always seem to have someone texting on their cell phone in front of me) so I see first run movies as they should be seen.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I also own hundreds of DVDs of movies and TV shows.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>But I\u2019m not going to preach.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\"><span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Recently, The Big One, Megaupload, was taken down by the FBI.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>If you\u2019re not familiar with Megaupload then let me simplify it by saying that millions of people upload files to this site and then send or post links to other people so they can download these files.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Yes, some of the files are illegal copies of films or television shows and of course music.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Megaupload was also paying people for files that were downloaded multiple times.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>This was probably their undoing because popular copyrighted material was probably being posted and subsequently downloaded.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>If you look at the long list of charges levied against Megaupload they include money laundering and racketeering.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>More was going on there than meets the eye.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\"><span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>I personally have used Megaupload when file sharing with other Sinatra fans.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I never posted legally licensed or professionally published material.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019ve been collecting Sinatra concerts and recordings for years and there are hundreds of unreleased concerts or audience tapes in my collection.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Many have been traded with other collectors and links posted to and downloaded from Megaupload.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I will not apologize for this.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Every time a new Sinatra CD or DVD is released, I buy it if it contains previously unavailable material.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Bootleg concerts, to me, are whole different kettles of fish.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It gives me the opportunity to hear something I\u2019ve never heard before and to share that experience with other Sinatra fans.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I couldn\u2019t go to the 700 + concerts in my collection but someone went and is sharing their experience with me.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>If a particular concert gets officially released then I\u2019ll buy it.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Until then, I\u2019m not changing my opinion.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\"><span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>I have on occasion downloaded a CD from an artist when I wanted to hear it before purchasing it.<span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/sihfront.jpg\" title=\"Songs I Heard Front Cover\" target=\"_blank\" name=\"Songs I Heard Front Cover\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/sihfront.jpg\" alt=\"Songs I Heart Front Cover\" vspace=\"5\" width=\"190\" align=\"left\" height=\"190\" hspace=\"5\" \/><\/a><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\">Case in point:<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Songs I Heard by Harry Connick Jr.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Someone posted a link to it and I gave it a listen and enjoyed it so much that I ordered an official copy.<span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/sihback.jpg\" title=\"Songs I Heard Back Cover\" target=\"_blank\" name=\"Songs I Heard Back Cover\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/sihback.jpg\" alt=\"Songs I Heart Back Cover\" vspace=\"5\" width=\"296\" align=\"right\" height=\"234\" hspace=\"5\" \/><\/a><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\">It\u2019s a great album full of songs from our youth.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019ve also listened to some CDs from a download that I didn\u2019t care for and was glad I didn\u2019t rush out to buy it.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s like hearing a song on the radio.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>If you don\u2019t like it, don\u2019t buy it.<span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\"><span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sometimes you find out that the CD is not well mastered and you don\u2019t want to waste time and money there either.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Blossom Dearie <\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\">initially released an LP (yes I said an LP) in 1963 for a Hires Root Beer campaign singing the &#8220;Most Rootin&#8217; Tootin&#8217; Songs of 1963.&#8221;<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019m a big Blossom Dearie fan and when I read about this LP, I tried to track it down but couldn\u2019t.<span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/bdrootin.jpg\" title=\"Blossom Dearies Sings Rootin' Tootin' Songs\" target=\"_blank\" name=\"Blossom Dearies Sings Rootin' Tootin' Songs\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/bdrootin.jpg\" alt=\"Blossom Dearies Sings Rootin' Tootin' Songs\" vspace=\"5\" width=\"200\" align=\"right\" height=\"200\" hspace=\"5\" \/><\/a><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\">Then I found out there was a download of the LP available.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I downloaded it and enjoyed it immensely.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>When it was finally released as an import CD, I listened to sample tracks through Amazon and found that the sound quality of the CD was flat and not as good as the LP version I had downloaded.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>That saved me money and aggravation.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>If you look at that CD now, it\u2019s more than $100 and the original LP is fetching more than $200.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Crazy!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\"><span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Let\u2019s talk TV.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I have had to download current TV shows because I live in the country and get 4 channels.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Not all current shows air on any of those channels.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>When \u201cMonk\u201d was airing, I had to download every episode because I couldn\u2019t stream it for free in Canada.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I didn\u2019t want to wait a year until the episodes were officially released.<span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/strong><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/psych.jpg\" alt=\"Psych TV Show\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"582.4\" height=\"274.4\" hspace=\"10\" \/><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\">The same goes for the current show, \u201cPsych\u201d.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>You can stream episodes online for free but not in Canada.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019ve been a fan of the show since it started but I don\u2019t want to wait forever to see new episodes when the season gets an official DVD release.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I might eventually buy the DVD sets but I reserve the privilege to download these episodes and watch them at my convenience.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\"><span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>So where am I going with this?<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Since Megaupload went down, it\u2019s been very hard to download anything.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Other sites like Filesonic and Fileserve are running scared.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>They have disabled file sharing and download links are disappearing.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>One of my favorite sites, Reelboys.org, went dark last week.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It was a great website to download family oriented movies about children.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It was a great place to find many classic films that have not been released on DVD.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I don\u2019t get Turner Classic Movies channel so this was a great source for me.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>After Megaupload was shut down Reelboys announced they would shut down because they were afraid of being targeted.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>If you go to their website now it says:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 24pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Reel Boys\u2122 is Gone&#8230;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\"><span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>I like movies, music, and television but I\u2019m not your average consumer. I do a lot of try before you buy and the Internet is a great resource.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I think it should be like that.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Yes, there are those who will abuse it and will break copyright infringement rules but that happens when someone rents a DVD and copies it or sneaks a recording device into a movie theater or concert.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>No legislation is going to prevent all that.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s people like me that suffer.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I want my downloads.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I want to view or listen before committing.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s like watching movie trailers, if you don\u2019t like what you\u2019re seeing, don\u2019t pay for the price of admission.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019ll continue to post tracks here but it will usually be from things that are on LP or unofficially available.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Call me an educator.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Or don\u2019t call me.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019m not posting anything I don\u2019t already own.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>If you listen to it, then you decide if you\u2019re breaking any laws.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Don\u2019t\u2019 shoot the messenger.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif'\"><span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>\u2026I really like the title The Death of a Big One.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I have to admit it\u2019s not the first time I\u2019ve used that title.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019ll close with the true meaning of that title.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s a poem I wrote in the late 1980s.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Later, I expanded this poem into a short story.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It should really be a movie\u2026maybe somebody will download it.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 12pt 0in 3pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal\" align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">the death of a BIG one<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">he\u2019ll always be<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">a legend to me<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">that fat little cherub<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">slimmer these days<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">fer bein\u2019 the soul<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">whose own life<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">mattered little<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">when tacklin\u2019 things<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">larger than himself<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and I think<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">ya\u2019d have to be insane<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">not to like<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">that kind of guy<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and be glad<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">ya was born<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">to his generation<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">or at least proud<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">ya knew him when<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">THE GAR<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u2018cause he was the only one<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">not the only Garvin<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">but the only one who mattered<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and that was him then<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">BIGGER than life<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">or ready to claim his right<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">to be so<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">BIGGER THAN LIFE, maybe<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">but how can ya determine<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">relative size<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">when the BIGGER is inanimate<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">like a snowman?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and that was it:<span>\u00a0 <\/span>a snowman<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">no, A BIG SNOWMAN<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">maybe 10 feet by 12 feet<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">but still LARGER<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">than a GAR,<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">sorry THE GAR<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and it was BIG<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">maybe BIGGER than I recall<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">but HUGE<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">like some convention or reunion<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">of snowflakes<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">from grandma to distant cousins<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">but BIG<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">little?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">now no one dwarfs<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">THE GAR<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">less\u2019n yer King Kong<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and still that hairy ape\u2019d<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">get on his belly<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">just so he could look up to<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">THE GAR<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">but this snowman<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">some college boys built<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">was BIG<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">too BIG to live<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and that\u2019s what GAR\u2019d say<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u2018til we eventually agreed with him<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and he decided to stop talkin\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and start doin\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">somethin\u2019 \u2018bout it<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">but we thought it was more<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">BIG talk<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u2018cause GAR and the snow GIANT<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">kept their distance still<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u2018cept fer occasionally tossed threats<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">from safe distances<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and this went on<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">fer whole hours<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and into the night<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">till we lost interest<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and track of<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">THE GAR<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">but he turned up<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">eventually<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">at two in the mornin\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">more than inebriated<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and more than ready<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">fer battle<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and he got me up<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">outa bed<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">to witness<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">the culmination<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">of his threats<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">now BIG!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">both of \u2018em were<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and I laughed<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">hard<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and that was it!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">no laughin\u2019 matter<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">was this fight <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">to THE GAR<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">so I shut up<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and watched him<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">gatherin\u2019 speed<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">from a block\u2019s distance<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and then soarin\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">head on<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">to land<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">end up<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">after bouncin\u2019 off<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">that unscathed frozen snowman<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and I laughed<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">hard<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">again<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">but there was<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">death in the air<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and it was over<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">in minutes<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">BROKEN<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">in little pieces<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and dead<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">(as if that snowman<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">was ever alive)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and THE GAR<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">just grinnin\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">triumphantly<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; 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line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">and laughed some more<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">hard<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">again<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">but it occurs to me<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'\">standin\u2019 there<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; 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