{"id":5132,"date":"2021-09-14T21:07:23","date_gmt":"2021-09-14T15:07:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=5132"},"modified":"2024-06-25T01:50:16","modified_gmt":"2024-06-24T19:50:16","slug":"this-is-100-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=5132","title":{"rendered":"THIS IS 100, PART TWO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"line-height: 150%;\">\u00a0<strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">If you&#8217;re following this blahg, you&#8217;re probably wondering what happened to THIS IS 100, PART TWO.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-4430 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/WIN_20210518_14_06_46_Pro-1.jpg\" alt=\"Scott - May 18, 2021\" width=\"257\" height=\"184\" srcset=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/WIN_20210518_14_06_46_Pro-1.jpg 599w, http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/WIN_20210518_14_06_46_Pro-1-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 257px) 100vw, 257px\" \/><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">Look up.\u00a0 That&#8217;s the title of this blahg.\u00a0 When I reached 100 blahgs, I created <a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=5048\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">THIS IS 100, PART ONE<\/a> but then took a break.\u00a0 I needed it.\u00a0 I had doubled down on creating two blahgs a month and when I reached the magic 100, I needed a break.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been secretly working on a project that will get revealed somewhere in this blahg.\u00a0 Have I said the word &#8220;blahg&#8221; enough times?\u00a0 Here&#8217;s another.\u00a0 This blahg will be a recap of blahgs 76-99 because I don&#8217;t need to recap 100.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll also have to take some artistic license to add topics where duplication exists.\u00a0 Fancy words I know, so let&#8217;s move on.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">76. <em>MEATS AND CHEESES AND BABY JESUS. <\/em>That blahg was dedicated to a new Christmas Entertainment I had written with the title &#8220;Meats And Cheeses And Baby Jesus.&#8221;\u00a0 I won&#8217;t post it here again but here&#8217;s a link to the original blahg where it appears:\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=1559\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">MEATS AND CHEESES AND BABY JESUS<\/a>.\u00a0 It was all about a staff Christmas party that I had to attend.\u00a0 This year I have a new job and I&#8217;m a staff team of one.\u00a0 I think the Secret Santa gift exchange will suck.\u00a0 I probably won&#8217;t get myself anything nice.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">77. <em>IT WILL BE OKAY.\u00a0 <\/em>I was coming off 2019 which had presented many challenges.\u00a0 My Dad died in 2019 and I was diagnosed with Polymyalgia Rheumatica.\u00a0 I was still on prednisone at the end of 2019 and I was practicing my mantra that in 2020 &#8220;It Will Be Okay.&#8221;\u00a0 It wasn&#8217;t.\u00a0 I lost my job and some colleagues that I trusted turned against me.\u00a0 I&#8217;m under a gag order not to talk about the settlement that I was awarded.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll just say, &#8220;I WON!&#8221;\u00a0 And now I have a new job where I&#8217;m trusted and with a staff team I trust.\u00a0 Okay, I&#8217;m the only one in the staff team but I trust myself&#8230;mostly.\u00a0 I guess it was okay after all.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">78. <em>HOW I MET MY WIFE&#8230;OR BEST LEAP DAY EVER!\u00a0 <\/em>I told the story of how I met my wife and how the stars had to align to make that happen.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/jhendersonfacebook.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright wp-image-5189 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/jhendersonfacebook-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Jeanette's profile pic\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/jhendersonfacebook-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/jhendersonfacebook-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/jhendersonfacebook-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/jhendersonfacebook-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/jhendersonfacebook.jpg 1452w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>That&#8217;s my wife&#8217;s Facebook profile picture to the right.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure which one is supposed to be me.\u00a0 This photo below is one of my favorite pictures of us back in 1986:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/sj0.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/sj0.jpg\" alt=\"Jeanette and Scott\" width=\"411\" height=\"297\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">That&#8217;s me on the right.\u00a0 In later pictures I&#8217;m on the left.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a wonder how the love of a good woman can make you change.\u00a0 Hey, I wonder whatever happened to that watch?<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">79. <em>THE FALSE DUCKS VIDEO BLAHG #3: HOW I&#8217;M SURVIVING MY ISOLATION<\/em>.\u00a0 Part of the blahg was talking about being in quarantine during the pandemic and what I was watching and what I was listening to in my isolation.\u00a0 Luckily, I didn&#8217;t get Covid 19.\u00a0 Sadly, one of the artists I mentioned in the blahg was Trini Lopez and he passed away in 2020 due to complications from Covid19.\u00a0 He was 83.\u00a0 I have a 45rpm picture sleeve record of Trini Lopez that was a giveaway with Fresca in 1967.\u00a0 Here is Trini Lopez singing the promo song &#8220;The Blizzard Song&#8221;:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/trtqy4G1THw\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">80. <em>DOWN A RABBIT HOLE WITH LINDA KEENE<\/em>.\u00a0 Where do I even begin to start with this one?\u00a0 Down a rabbit hole is right.\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/sim_down-beat_1949-08-26_16_16.jpg\" alt=\"Linda Keene photo\" width=\"211\" height=\"424\" \/>I wrote three other Linda Keene blahgs after this one and I&#8217;ve continued to edit them with new material.\u00a0 The big reveal on the secret project is that I&#8217;m in negotiations with a company that may be releasing a 2 CD set of Linda Keene material with liner notes by me.\u00a0 At the beginning of 2020 I hadn&#8217;t even heard of Linda Keene and now I&#8217;m being consulted and asked to write liner notes!\u00a0 I&#8217;ll keep everyone posted on the release.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">81, 82, &amp; 83. <em>TRACING LINDA KEENE<\/em>.\u00a0 A three part series where I traced musical star Linda Keene through the media notices, reviews, and advertisements.\u00a0 I traced her from her start as Florence McCrory, having been born in Mississippi in 1911, through her married years as Florence Suttle, and her transition in 1937 to Linda Keene.\u00a0 All three blahgs are chock full of images and links to her recordings and three film Soundies she made.\u00a0 The last blahg ends with the reveal of two new songs discovered on a 78rpm demonstration record she recorded in the early 1950s.\u00a0 Mississippi born and Mississippi reflecting on one of the lost songs, &#8220;Muddy Water&#8221;:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-5132-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/Muddy%20Water.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/Muddy%20Water.mp3\">http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/Muddy%20Water.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">84. <em>CHRISTMAS IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT<\/em>.\u00a0 I was lamenting the fact that my daughter Emily and her husband Charlie couldn&#8217;t come home for Christmas last year due to Covid 19 precautions.\u00a0 We did a Face-time video meet up and opened our presents over that video chat.\u00a0 The theme of that blahg was trying to make a Christmas for ourselves despite all the issues raised by the pandemic.\u00a0 In fact, I went even further and with my friends Stephen Dafoe and Bryan Dawkins, we wrote and recorded a new Christmas special for the first time in 25 years with the elegant title of &#8220;The Dead From The Neck Up 25th Anniversary Covid 19 Quarantine Special.&#8221;\u00a0 Talk about a mouthful!\u00a0 I later remastered it and uploaded it to YouTube with some video of my Christmas light display:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sEHJ2l1jPiU\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">85.<em> THE FALSE DUCKS VIDEO BLAHG #4: OH, DIDN&#8217;T I RAMBLE<\/em>.\u00a0 And yet another video blahg where I ramble on about things I wanted to accomplish in 2021.\u00a0 Reaching 100 blahgs was big on that list.\u00a0 Chalk one up in the accomplished column.\u00a0 I posted a video of my daughter Abbie and I doing the polar dip at North Beach on January 1st of this year.\u00a0 It deserves a re-posting:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yG4qYcwLQqQ\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">86.<em> MY FATHER&#8217;S VOICE<\/em>.\u00a0 I had started to forget the sound of my Father&#8217;s voice now two years after his passing.\u00a0 I woke up suddenly one night hearing my Father call my name.\u00a0 I had to find examples of my Father&#8217;s voice so I could hear him again.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s the speech he gave at my wedding in 1987:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-5132-2\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/dad.mp3?_=2\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/dad.mp3\">http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/dad.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">My Father still speaks to me every day. It&#8217;s my own voice now but it&#8217;s his wisdom&#8230;or his nonsense&#8230;depending on who you ask.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">87.<em> A LATE CHRISTMAS STORY\u2026OR AN EARLY ONE<\/em>.\u00a0 This blahg debuted the Christmas story that I was trying to write for 2020 but didn&#8217;t finish until late January\/early February this year.\u00a0 Here it is again in September of 2021:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">The Stolen Christmas<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It was nearing the end of November before Brad realized it was almost Christmas again.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cDo you realize it\u2019s almost Christmas again?\u201d he hollered out to Carla.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla was in the bedroom that also doubled as her home office. Brad\u2019s home office was in the spare bedroom. He and Carla both were able to work from home during the pandemic. She was part of a team who developed online advertising and Brad did coding for video games. It sometimes made for tight quarters but if staying home and staying safe were necessary then they would make it work.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIt seems to steal up on us earlier every year,\u201d she shouted back.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cWhat\u2019s that?\u201d Brad inquired, leaning into their bedroom.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cYou asked me if I realized it\u2019s almost Christmas again and I replied it seems to steal up on us earlier every year.\u00a0 Say, aren\u2019t you supposed to be working.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019m on a break,\u201d he replied.\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s one of the perks of working from home.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI could use a break, too,\u201d she offered in return.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cCoffee run?\u201d Brad asked as he stretched in the doorway.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cHot Licks it is,\u201d she replied.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hot Licks, was the neighbourhood ice-cream and coffee shop.\u00a0 It was one of the few businesses offering curbside pickup.\u00a0 Brad and Carla could have just as easily made coffee at home but one of the perks of working from home certainly was not seeing the same walls day in and day out.\u00a0 Both made it a point to go out for a walk at least once a day to get exercise and a change of scenery.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It had been challenging this past year working from home.\u00a0 Oh, having home work stations was easily accomplished and their Internet was fast enough to handle their needs.\u00a0 \u00a0It was the social aspect that was the most difficult.\u00a0 In the past few weeks, it had just been the two of them and not getting on each other\u2019s nerves was a conscious effort for both of them.\u00a0 They took walks together, yes, but they also took walks alone or made excuses to run errands without the other.\u00a0 Carla enjoyed going to the grocery store alone and Brad had taken to early evening coffee runs on his own.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cWhat was that you said about stealing Christmas,\u201d he asked of Carla when they were down on the street.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI didn\u2019t say anything about stealing Christmas, silly.\u00a0 I said Christmas seems to steal up on us earlier every year.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cOh,\u201d Brad replied.\u00a0 \u201cStill\u2026\u201d, he said trailing off and looking at some of the houses on their way to Hot Licks.\u00a0 \u201cStill,\u201d he began again.\u00a0 \u201cI wonder if it could be done?\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIf what could be done?\u201d Carla inquired.\u00a0 He was making no sense.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Brad stopped and pointed to the porch of a bungalow.\u00a0 \u201cLook at that package sitting there.\u00a0 Obviously some courier left it when he realized no one was home.\u00a0 Anyone could just walk up and steal it.\u201d\u00a0 Brad seemed overly excited about the notion.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cWhat are you going on about? \u201c Carla asked.\u00a0 \u201cYou\u2019re not thinking about stealing that package?\u201d\u00a0 She tugged at his arm to try to remove him from the temptation.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cNo,\u201d Brad said, resisting her efforts to pull him along.\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019m thinking bigger.\u00a0 I was wondering if it were possible to steal Christmas.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla stared at him.\u00a0 What was he saying?<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cWhat are you saying?\u201d Carla asked, speaking her thoughts aloud.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cWell,\u201d Brad began.\u00a0 \u201cEvery year we have a pretty good Christmas and I have no complaints but there\u2019s no challenge in it.\u00a0 We spend what we spend and we get each other what we get each other.\u00a0 Maybe it\u2019s the whole pandemic but I want things to be different.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cThings are different.\u00a0 There\u2019s a pandemic and we\u2019re in a lockdown,\u201d Carla said, stating the obvious.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI know,\u201d Brad began again.\u00a0 \u201cBut what if we stole our Christmas?\u00a0 Nothing store bought or ordered.\u00a0 Everything has to be stolen.\u00a0 No ordering online either.\u00a0 It can be done.\u00a0 Just look at that package on that porch, for example.\u00a0 It would be so easy and every gift is a surprise box.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla couldn\u2019t believe what he was saying.\u00a0 Was he really serious about this?<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019m serious about this,\u201d Brad continued.\u00a0 \u201cLet\u2019s do it.\u00a0 I\u2019ll take care of the tree and decorations and you take care of the Christmas dinner menu.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cWe can\u2019t,\u201d Carla answered in reply.\u00a0 Still, she didn\u2019t have a rational reason why they couldn\u2019t.\u00a0 A moral reason yes but Brad seemed so intent on the idea.\u00a0 Could she really go along with this?\u00a0 The idea was insane but Brad was right, it was a challenge and they had so few of those other than those imposed by the pandemic and the lockdown.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cJust say you\u2019ll think about it,\u201d Brad implored.\u00a0 He was squeezing her hand now.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cYou won\u2019t get a PlayStation 5 for Christmas, then,\u201d was all she could think to say.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cNeither will you, unless one of the mystery porch presents contains one.\u00a0 I know you want a PS5 just as badly as I do.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cWhat about that coffee?\u201d she asked pulling at his arm again.\u00a0 \u201cI have work to do and so do you.\u201d\u00a0 She hoped that removing him from the sight of the porch parcel would eventually aid in him forgetting about his stealing Christmas idea.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 They eventually made it to Hot Licks and back home again.\u00a0 Nothing more was said that day about the crazy idea.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nothing more had been said about the Christmas stealing for almost a week until one evening Brad came in with a Christmas Tree.\u00a0 It had obviously been a struggle to get it in the elevator let alone the building.\u00a0 It was fully lighted and decorated with ornaments.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cHow do you like that!\u201d Brad declared.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla was taken aback.\u00a0 There was Brad standing there with a seven foot artificial Christmas Tree and a grin almost as big.\u00a0 It wasn\u2019t the fact that he was standing there with this tree but that she recognized it.\u00a0 The tree was the one outside of Hot Licks.\u00a0 It still had some of the coffee themed ornaments adorning its limbs.\u00a0 She recognized the star on top and even the red metal stand.\u00a0 Brad had thought of everything.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cDon\u2019t tell me you don\u2019t like it?\u201d Brad began.\u00a0 \u201cDo you know what it took to get it up here?\u00a0 The stares alone were enough to stop me in my tracks but I was committed.\u00a0 Someone once said \u2018don\u2019t steal anything small\u2019.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cOh yeah who was that?\u201d\u00a0 Carla decided it would be best to play along.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI don\u2019t know, but somebody did,\u201d Brad replied.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cHey Google,\u201d Carla shouted out to their Google Nest Hub.\u00a0 \u201cWho said, Never Steal Anything Small?\u201d\u00a0 It not only controlled lights and electrical devices in their home, but through its connection to the Internet, it was a wealth of information.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cJames Cagney,\u201d Google replied.\u00a0 \u201cNever steal anything small marked the last time James Cagney sang and danced on screen.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cThere you go,\u201d Brad remarked triumphantly.\u00a0 \u201cNever steal anything small.\u00a0 Do you want to me sing and dance?<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cNo thanks,\u201d Carla replied, \u201cI\u2019ve seen you sing and dance.\u00a0 I\u2019d rather watch the tree.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Brad took that as his cue.\u00a0 He went to the kitchen and rifled through a drawer and came up with an extension cord.\u00a0 He plugged it into a spare outlet and then connected the tree.\u00a0 Immediately the apartment was ablaze with the glow of the coloured lights.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cHey Google, turn off all of the apartment lights,\u201d Brad shouted.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The result was stunning.\u00a0 The glow from the tree was breathtaking.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cWill you look at that,\u201d Brad exclaimed.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla was.\u00a0 She was looking at the tree\u2026a tree that should have been outside Hot Licks.\u00a0 He was right, though, it was a sight to behold\u2026certainly better than watching Brad dance.\u00a0 Of course, Brad had set up the tree in the middle of their living area but she could adjust that later.\u00a0 Right now, she would let him have this moment.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 That night, Carla lay in bed thinking about the tree.\u00a0 This stealing business was now a thing and it was getting serious.\u00a0 The tree outside of Hot Licks was a source of pride in the neighbourhood.\u00a0 What would people say when they noticed it gone?\u00a0 Should Carla say something to Brad?\u00a0 How could she?\u00a0 Brad had been so proud of himself.\u00a0 Did this mean she was now committed to the stealing Christmas scheme?\u00a0 Could she really do it?\u00a0 Brad had made the first move.\u00a0 Now it was up to her.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The next day during her lunch break, Carla made an excuse about having to get some air.\u00a0 She made sure that on her walk, she passed by Hot Licks.\u00a0 She was right, the tree was gone.\u00a0 On the door there was a sign that read:\u00a0 \u2018Merry Christmas everyone, closed until further notice.\u2019<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla was taken aback.\u00a0 What did this mean?\u00a0 The store had been open yesterday.\u00a0 She had bought coffee there for her and Brad.\u00a0 Did this single act of theft bring about the closure of the store?\u00a0 Had the owners taken it that hard?\u00a0 Maybe it was a sense of betrayal to them.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla felt sick.\u00a0 She stepped into an alley and threw up.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 When she returned to the apartment she was very pale.\u00a0 Brad was still working.\u00a0 Carla went back to work.\u00a0 She was still feeling nauseous.\u00a0 Later, it passed.\u00a0 She said nothing to Brad.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The gifts began to appear beneath the tree.\u00a0 There were small things at first and then Brad had placed a larger gift under the tree.\u00a0 It was a square box shape and had some heft to it. \u00a0Carla couldn\u2019t help herself.\u00a0 She stopped short of shaking it or tearing off a small piece of the wrapping to get an idea of what might be inside.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Was this one of those porch parcels?\u00a0 She didn\u2019t know when Brad had acquired it.\u00a0 It just showed up beneath the tree one day.\u00a0 Did this make Brad a Porch Pirate?\u00a0 The phrase was all over the media.\u00a0 When she thought about it, she really didn\u2019t want to know.\u00a0 The uneasiness was back in her stomach again.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A few days later, there was a large Christmas gift for Brad underneath the tree.\u00a0 He too, had tested the weight of the present.\u00a0 It was heavy enough and it set his mind wondering what it was.\u00a0 He also wondered where Carla had picked it up.\u00a0 Had she picked it up\u2026off someone\u2019s porch maybe?\u00a0 Brad didn\u2019t want to think about it.\u00a0 Christmas was going to be very interesting this year.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Brad began to notice a change in Carla.\u00a0 It had started after he had brought home the Christmas Tree.\u00a0 It was subtle things.\u00a0 She was quieter.\u00a0 She didn\u2019t like to take as many walks as she once did.\u00a0 Maybe it was Christmas.\u00a0 Maybe it was the pandemic.\u00a0 Brad didn\u2019t push her on it.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If it was Christmas, Carla didn\u2019t say anything about it.\u00a0 The whole idea of stealing Christmas was an insane idea but Carla seemed to be taking it in stride.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It started with the canned goods.\u00a0 One day after one of her infrequent walks, the kitchen counter displayed cans of pumpkin, cranberry sauce, water chestnuts, and mushrooms.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI understand the cranberry sauce and the pumpkin but what\u2019s with the chestnuts and mushrooms?\u201d Brad asked.\u00a0 It was safer asking her these types of questions.\u00a0 It was clear she didn\u2019t want to talk about personal issues.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s a new stuffing recipe I want to try,\u201d was all that Carla would say.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cDon\u2019t you need a turkey for that?\u201d Brad asked.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cJust you wait,\u201d Carla answered.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Brad didn\u2019t have to wait long.\u00a0 A few days later, there was a frozen turkey in the refrigerator.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cHow\u2026\u201d Brad couldn\u2019t finish the question.\u00a0 He wasn\u2019t sure he wanted to know.\u00a0 But he did know.\u00a0 She had gone out in sweats and then there was the turkey.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cNo one questions a pregnant lady at the grocery store,\u201d Carla casually replied.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Brad conjured up the image.\u00a0 Shoplifting was becoming an art with her.\u00a0 Should he be concerned?\u00a0 He had started all of this.\u00a0 A stolen Christmas.\u00a0 Wasn\u2019t that his suggestion after all?<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Brad looked at her.\u00a0 He leaned in and gave her a kiss.\u00a0 He\u2019d have to let this thing play out.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Christmas day came with many revelations.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It started with the gifts.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cGo ahead, open it,\u201d Brad said after placing the large gift at Carla\u2019s feet.\u00a0 There was that big grin like the one he had sported after he had brought home the Christmas Tree.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI can\u2019t imagine what it is.\u00a0 I suppose it will be something totally useless,\u201d Carla began as she tore into the wrapping.\u00a0 \u201cPorch presents never are all that good.\u00a0 People always order the stupidest of things that they don\u2019t really\u2026\u201d\u00a0 Her voice trailed off.\u00a0 Her removal of the wrapping revealed a PlayStation 5.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u201cSurprised, hunh?\u201d Brad asked.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He wasn\u2019t wrong.\u00a0 She was surprised.\u00a0 She couldn\u2019t believe it.\u00a0 This was too much.\u00a0 The Christmas Tree was one thing but stealing a PlayStation 5 was too much.\u00a0 This was a Christmas present meant for someone else and not for her.\u00a0 There was no way this came from somebody\u2019s porch.\u00a0 There was no way that Brad could have known that someone had ordered a PS5.\u00a0 But where else could he have gotten it?<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla had so many questions but she felt if she asked them then it would ruin everything for Brad.\u00a0 Instead, she gently set aside the PS5 and quietly grabbed up the large bag and handed it to Brad.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cOh boy, I just love Christmas.\u00a0 I know I\u2019m just a big kid but\u2026\u201d\u00a0 Brad\u2019s voice had trailed off too after he had opened his gift.\u00a0 Inside was another PlayStation 5.\u00a0 The grin from Brad\u2019s face faded and was replaced by a look of confusion.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cMerry Christmas,\u201d Carla offered up in a quiet crackling voice.\u00a0 The time had come for the truth.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI don\u2019t understand,\u201d Brad began before being interrupted by Carla.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cOkay, okay.\u00a0 I bought it.\u201d\u00a0 Carla watched Brad\u2019s face.\u00a0 Was he unhappy with her for not stealing it?\u00a0 She couldn\u2019t tell.\u00a0 The look of confusion on his face grew more intent.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cThere\u2019s no way.\u00a0 It was sold out everywhere.\u201d\u00a0 If Brad was disappointed that it wasn\u2019t stolen, he didn\u2019t show it.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cRemember last month when I went to visit my sister?\u201d Carla asked?<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cYeah, you told me she was going through something and you went as moral support.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cThe truth is I was in line at Gamer Station.\u00a0 They\u2019re one of my clients.\u00a0 They tweeted out that they had received some stock.\u00a0 I was the second in line.\u00a0 I had to wait all night.\u201c\u00a0 Carla was still expecting that look of disappointment from Brad.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019m sorry I just couldn\u2019t do it.\u00a0 I just couldn\u2019t steal Christmas.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Brad\u2019s face brightened and the grin returned.\u00a0 \u201cNeither could I.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI don\u2019t understand.\u201d\u00a0 The look of confusion was now on Carla\u2019s face.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cCompare\u00a0 your PS5 to the one you gave me,\u201d Brad replied.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla set both gifts side by side and then she saw it.\u00a0 Brad\u2019s gift to her was a PS5 bundled with \u201cGrim Reaper Redux.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s your game!\u00a0 I mean it\u2019s that game you used to play.\u00a0 But that game was more than ten years ago.\u201d\u00a0 Carla was even more confused.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cThat\u2019s what I was working on earlier this year,\u201c Brad offered.\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s the old game remastered with better graphics and more levels.\u00a0 Sony decided to do a special bundle of the game with the release of the PS5.\u00a0 I received a free console for my work.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cSo you didn\u2019t steal yours either then?\u201d Carla pointed out.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cLike you, I couldn\u2019t steal Christmas either.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cBut what about the tree?\u201d Carla queried.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cOh, Nico gave me that.\u201d\u00a0 Nico was the owner of Hot Licks.\u00a0 \u201cOr rather he sold it to me for a dollar.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla was relieved.\u00a0 But why did Hot Licks close?\u00a0 \u201cBut why did Hot Licks close?\u201d she shot back.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cNico thought it was safer to close over the holidays.\u00a0 He didn\u2019t want to put any of his staff or customers at risk.\u00a0 I saw him putting up the notice one evening and we got to chatting.\u00a0 I asked him what he was going to do with the tree.\u00a0 He told me to take it and hoped it would make my Christmas brighter.\u00a0 I told him I couldn\u2019t just take the tree for nothing so I offered him a dollar.\u00a0 That way I could claim it was a real steal.\u201d\u00a0 Brad seemed very pleased with himself.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cAnd the other gifts under the tree?\u201d Carla inquired.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cOrdered online.\u00a0 It turns out I\u2019m no thief.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cSame here,\u201d Carla responded.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The rest of the presents weren\u2019t as extravagant as the PlayStations.\u00a0 There were clothes and the requisite socks and underwear, as well as books and DVDs and other items ordered online and not stolen.\u00a0 Carla laughed to herself thinking about someone possibly stealing someone else\u2019s underwear.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The day was perfect.\u00a0 They had found out what type of people they really were and amazed themselves at the same quality in their partner.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cNo one questions a pregnant lady at the grocery store,\u201d Brad said with a laugh later that day over Christmas dinner.\u00a0 \u201cHere I was imagining you with a turkey stuffed in your clothing.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cOh, that part\u2019s true,\u201d Carla casually replied.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cWhat!?\u201d Brad exclaimed.\u00a0 \u201cI thought you said you didn\u2019t steal anything?\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI didn\u2019t.\u00a0 I said the part about no one questioning a pregnant lady at the grocery store was true.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cI don\u2019t get it,\u201d Brad replied.\u00a0 It took him a few seconds but Carla\u2019s smile explained everything.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cYou mean..?\u201d Brad uttered awkwardly.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cMerry Christmas Daddy,\u201d Carla said through her huge smile.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Carla had known for a few weeks but she waited until Christmas to give Brad the news.\u00a0 She had suspected the pregnancy after that day she had vomited in the alley near Hot Licks.\u00a0 The morning sickness had continued after that and a home pregnancy kit had confirmed it.\u00a0 Blood work requested by her Doctor revealed the same.\u00a0 The most difficult thing had not been the morning sickness but keeping the secret from Brad.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Brad was quiet for a moment with the thought of it all.\u00a0 It was a perfect Christmas and nothing had been stolen.\u00a0 Brad decided that the appropriate reply to Carla\u2019s revelation was to reach over to her and steal a kiss.\u00a0 He didn\u2019t think she would mind that he\u2019d stolen something after all.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 And she didn\u2019t.<\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">88.<em> THE RAMBLE UNPACKED<\/em>. This blahg was an unpacking or explanation of everything (and more) from <a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=4029\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">THE FALSE DUCKS VIDEO BLAHG #4: OH, DIDN\u2019T I RAMBLE<\/a>.\u00a0 In that blahg, I rambled about a number of things that I wanted to talk about this year and unpacking the ramble gave me the chance to explain my progress.\u00a0 Fix the cuckoo clock?\u00a0 Check!\u00a0 Read Geoffrey Willans&#8217; &#8220;How to be Topp?&#8221;\u00a0 Check!\u00a0 Read &#8220;Roses Are Difficult Here&#8221; by W.O. Mitchell?\u00a0 I hadn&#8217;t when I had written that blahg but I have since, so Check!\u00a0 Another part of the blahg was dedicated to my new found fascination of the trumpet player Billy Butterfield.\u00a0 I started buying up CDs and records by this talented artist.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s a great live video of Billy Butterfield performing &#8220;Ain&#8217;t Misbehavin&#8217; &#8221; on a Peter Appleyard show in 1978:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vsDKxLlTsXA\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">89.<em> THE BEST OF EVERYTHING<\/em>. A pregnant colleague inspired this blahg.\u00a0 I&#8217;m currently filling in while she is on maternity leave until July of next year.\u00a0 Earlier this year, before she had her baby, I asked her if she had any weird cravings.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s what I wrote in that blahg:\u00a0 &#8220;She said she hadn&#8217;t had any cravings but everything she ate recently seemed to her to be the best of that particular things she had ever had.\u00a0 I commented that wouldn&#8217;t it be great if you could keep that feeling all the time and that no matter what you were eating or viewing or hearing or experiencing at any given moment was the best.\u00a0 It would be the ultimate &#8216;living in the moment&#8217; experience you could ever have.&#8221;\u00a0 The blahg was filled with musical references and audio and video clips related to songs about having the best of everything or just enjoying what you have.\u00a0 Me, I enjoy Mel Torm\u00e9.\u00a0 That may not be the best for everyone but I think this video of him singing &#8220;We&#8217;ve Got A World That Swings&#8221; pushes my point.\u00a0 Forget that bad stuff and enjoy the good stuff right now.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cqpIpHVkiIg\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">90.<em> 12 MONTHS \u2013 12 RECORDS \u2013 12 SONGS<\/em>. The first of two blahgs featuring tracks from 12 albums I had purchased over the past year.\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/img.discogs.com\/wLqCmkeshCyMZIUQAePAcdorNRk=\/fit-in\/300x300\/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)\/discogs-images\/R-1620106-1311543592.jpeg.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/img.discogs.com\/wLqCmkeshCyMZIUQAePAcdorNRk=\/fit-in\/300x300\/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)\/discogs-images\/R-1620106-1311543592.jpeg.jpg\" alt=\"Jumpin' With Jonah LP\" width=\"210\" height=\"210\" \/><\/a>One of these albums was &#8220;Jumpin&#8217; With Jonah&#8221; featuring the Jonah Jones Quartet.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s another track from that album, &#8220;It&#8217;s A Good Day.&#8221;\u00a0 I think that would have tied in well with &#8220;The Best of Everything&#8221; blahg as well.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-5132-3\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/JonahJonesItsAGoodDay.mp3?_=3\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/JonahJonesItsAGoodDay.mp3\">http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/JonahJonesItsAGoodDay.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">91.<em> 12 MONTHS &#8211; 12 MORE RECORDS &#8211; 12 MORE SONGS.<\/em>\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/img.discogs.com\/L8H2YgYLX060uwR9UltsJRx-0KM=\/fit-in\/600x593\/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)\/discogs-images\/R-4749058-1608828967-4787.png.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/img.discogs.com\/L8H2YgYLX060uwR9UltsJRx-0KM=\/fit-in\/600x593\/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)\/discogs-images\/R-4749058-1608828967-4787.png.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"201\" height=\"199\" \/><\/a>Another batch of 12 albums that I purchased over the previous year.\u00a0 One of the albums was &#8220;Bernadine&#8221; by Bernadine Read.\u00a0 I had found this record <a href=\"https:\/\/img.discogs.com\/BCtJ8wq5cRpT-UAI1BKJiWoh8AE=\/fit-in\/600x597\/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)\/discogs-images\/R-7978757-1610470750-3034.png.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/img.discogs.com\/BCtJ8wq5cRpT-UAI1BKJiWoh8AE=\/fit-in\/600x597\/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)\/discogs-images\/R-7978757-1610470750-3034.png.jpg\" alt=\"Cha-Cha, Merengue, Bolero and Mambo\" width=\"193\" height=\"192\" \/><\/a>at a thrift shop only shortly before I wrote this <em>12 More Records<\/em> blahg.\u00a0 I really liked the album but I&#8217;m going to offer up a bonus by Bernadine Read.\u00a0 Her version of &#8220;Learnin&#8217; The Blues&#8221; (which was a hit for Frank Sinatra) appeared on an obscure record &#8220;<em>Cha-Cha, Merengue, Bolero And Mambo<\/em>&#8221; by Belmonte and His Orchestra.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t own the album and I&#8217;m not sure how she ended up on this album.\u00a0 On &#8220;learning&#8217; The Blues&#8221; she sounds a bit like Marilyn Monroe.\u00a0 Not sure if it&#8217;s Cha-Cha, Merengue, Bolero or Mambo.\u00a0 Still, it&#8217;s a nice effort.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-5132-4\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/LearninTheBluesBernadineRead.mp3?_=4\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/LearninTheBluesBernadineRead.mp3\">http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/LearninTheBluesBernadineRead.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">92.<em> SOME FORGOTTEN BANDS&#8230;WITH A NOD TO LINDA KEENE.<\/em>\u00a0 Quoting from that blahg:\u00a0 <em>&#8220;I spent a great deal of time researching Linda Keene and perusing through old newspaper articles to assemble a narrative of Linda Keene&#8217;s career.\u00a0 One thing I learned, outside of all of the things I learned about Linda Keene, was that there were many big bands and orchestras in the mid and late 1930s and through the 1940s that we no longer remember.\u00a0 So, I thought I would look at some of those forgotten bands that specifically were associated in some way with Linda Keene.&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em>I&#8217;m going to mention one more band with an association to Linda Keene.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0 I noted earlier in this blahg that I&#8217;m working on the liner notes to an upcoming Linda Keene CD project.\u00a0 I had been contacted by James Harrod, a jazz researcher and he brought me into the fold to work on this project.\u00a0 James had worked on a previous CD set of &#8220;The Unknown Arv Garrison, Wizard of The Six String.&#8221;\u00a0 Arv Garrison was once married to Vivien Garry and they performed together in the Vivien Garry Trio.\u00a0 The connection to Linda Keene is that James wrote an article earlier this year about &#8220;Vivien Garry On Record.&#8221;\u00a0 You can check it out here: <a href=\"https:\/\/jazzresearch.com\/vivien-garry-on-record\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/jazzresearch.com\/vivien-garry-on-record\/<\/a>.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s an excerpt from James&#8217; research:\u00a0 &#8220;<em>Dave Ehrhard, a record collector and one of Vivien\u2019s greatest fans, compiled a discography that she included in her autobiography, The Blues in \u201cB\u201d Flat. The entry on the last page of Ehrhard\u2019s discography notes unissued demo recordings with Moe Diffenbach accompanying Garry on piano.<\/em>&#8221;\u00a0 One of the unissued demo recordings was <em>\u201cI Don\u2019t Care What You Used To Be\u201d (with Linda Keene).\u00a0 <\/em>Unfortunately the demo recordings were either donated somewhere or are lost to us now.\u00a0 Instead, I&#8217;ll offer up Vivien Garry and Her All-Girl Band with\u00a0 &#8220;A Woman&#8217;s Place Is In the Groove.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HCkWdmJMbBE\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">And to think, if it wasn&#8217;t for Linda Keene, I wouldn&#8217;t know who Vivien Garry is&#8230;was&#8230;you know what I mean.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">93.<em> ASTRAZENECA VACCINE &#8212; MY CAUTIONARY TALE.\u00a0 <\/em>I received Astrazeneca as my first Covid 19 vaccine and was sick for two weeks.\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright \" src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcgyIRG8RCLyPlR7ayGpTLUpVzgBBq_Z2QRA&amp;usqp=CAU\" alt=\"Crying Baby\" width=\"177\" height=\"219\" \/>I received Moderna for my second and it caused a flare up of my Polymyalgia Rhematica.\u00a0 Am I complaining?\u00a0 Well, not now I&#8217;m not.\u00a0 I did this not just for me but everyone else who might be infected if I didn&#8217;t get a vaccine.\u00a0 To all of those anti-vaxxers\u00a0 out there, get over yourself you big crying babies.\u00a0 What&#8217;s a little shot compared to potential death?\u00a0 I forgot, big babies can&#8217;t make complex comparisons.\u00a0 DO THE RIGHT THING!\u00a0 GET A VACCINE!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">94.<em> SINATRA\u2013CNE\u20131984\u2013SEPTEMBER IN THE RAIN.\u00a0 <\/em>On September 2nd of this year, it was the 37th anniversary of my seeing Sinatra for the first time.\u00a0 It was at the Canadian National Exhibition in Toronto in 1984 and it poured rain.\u00a0 This blahg gave some back story to the love\/hate relationship Toronto had with Sinatra around that time.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s one of the rain songs Sinatra sang that night, &#8220;Come Rain Or Come Shine.&#8221;\u00a0 Sinatra rain or shine.\u00a0 Make it mine.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-5132-5\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/FrankSinatraCNE1984ComeRainOrComeShine.mp3?_=5\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/FrankSinatraCNE1984ComeRainOrComeShine.mp3\">http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/FrankSinatraCNE1984ComeRainOrComeShine.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">95.<em> WHAT ON EARTH IS SCOBEYFAN?\u00a0 <\/em>I hope I answered this one.\u00a0 And I hope I did it justice.\u00a0 The answer is I am scobeyfan&#8230;being a fan of Bob Scobey.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a username I utilize on the Internet.\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/img.discogs.com\/y06KYF3jLbFIkqmQGFZ44ZAIw2o=\/fit-in\/600x591\/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)\/discogs-images\/R-3604047-1337028600-6823.jpeg.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/img.discogs.com\/y06KYF3jLbFIkqmQGFZ44ZAIw2o=\/fit-in\/600x591\/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)\/discogs-images\/R-3604047-1337028600-6823.jpeg.jpg\" alt=\"Beauty And The Beat\" width=\"176\" height=\"173\" \/><\/a>The blahg was dedicated to the music of Bob Scobey.\u00a0 The blahg had so many audio files and a few videos that I&#8217;m hard pressed to find anything else left to say.\u00a0 So I&#8217;ll say it with the music.\u00a0 This is another favorite of mine from the &#8220;Beauty And The Beat&#8221; LP.\u00a0 I like to sing along to this one.\u00a0 It&#8217;s &#8220;Alice Blue Gown&#8221;:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-5132-6\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/Scobey-AliceBlueGown.mp3?_=6\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/Scobey-AliceBlueGown.mp3\">http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/12Months12Songs-1\/Scobey-AliceBlueGown.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">96.<em> WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD? \u2013 PART 2.\u00a0 <\/em>I decided to revisit a topic I had first explored in December of 2012.\u00a0 Almost nine years on and I was wondering if anything had changed.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know.\u00a0 The point is to take care of ourselves and maybe it will affect the world around us.\u00a0 Doris Day did a great album with Andr\u00e9 Previn called &#8220;Duet&#8221; and there&#8217;s an inspiring song about controlling yourself so you gain tranquility.\u00a0 It&#8217;s very infectious.\u00a0 The song is appropriately called &#8220;Control Yourself&#8221;:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CxehGt2rQJc\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">97.<em> SOME FORGOTTEN SONGBIRDS. <\/em>Truth be told, I was pulling the names of these forgotten songbirds from old newspaper articles and a PDF I downloaded somewhere that had photos of many of the male and female singers with big bands.\u00a0 One I didn&#8217;t comment on was Lucy Ann Polk.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s her photo from the PDF:\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/lucyannpolk.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5153\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/lucyannpolk.jpg\" alt=\"Lucy Ann Polk\" width=\"491\" height=\"611\" srcset=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/lucyannpolk.jpg 553w, http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/lucyannpolk-241x300.jpg 241w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">This is from her Wikipedia page entry:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lucy Ann Polk (May 16, 1927 \u2013 October 10, 2011) was an American jazz singer who performed with Les Brown&#8217;s orchestra in the 1950s.\u00a0 She also sang and recorded with Bob Crosby, Kay Kyser, Tommy Dorsey, and Dave Pell.<br \/>\nContents<\/p>\n<p>Polk began her music career with her sister and brothers in a quartet named the Four Polks, which was eventually changed to the Town Criers. They performed with big bands led by Les Brown, Lionel Hampton, and Kay Kyser until they disbanded in 1948. Polk became the lead vocalist with the Les Brown Orchestra. From 1952\u20131954, she was named Best Girl Singer with Band by Down Beat magazine.<\/p>\n<p>She began her solo career with the album Lucy Ann Polk with the Dave Pell Octet (Trend, 1954), followed by Lucky Lucy Ann (Mode, 1957; reissued by Interlude under the name Easy Livin in 1959). The latter album featured arrangements by Marty Paich. On both albums, she sang jazz and traditional pop songs by Duke Ellington, Billy Strayhorn, Hoagy Carmichael, Cole Porter, Sammy Cahn, Jule Styne, and Jimmy Van Heusen. She released no more albums and ended her career in 1960.<\/p>\n<p>In 1946, Polk married Dick Noel, who played trombone with Les Brown&#8217;s orchestra.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">We are lucky that the Four Polks filmed a Soundie of a song &#8220;Miss You&#8221; and you can catch that on YouTube:\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/S-KsW7JsdYc\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">When Lucy and her siblings rebranded as the Town Criers they also made an appearance in the 1945 movie &#8220;Radio Stars On Parade&#8221; singing &#8220;My Grandfather&#8217;s Clock.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rj6O4XBsxMM\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">Here&#8217;s a 1951 entry of her singing with Les Brown and His Orchestra on &#8220;I&#8217;ve Got The World On A String&#8221;:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UvmlH8TWRpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">With Bob Crosby&#8217;s band here&#8217;s Lucy Ann singing &#8220;Just When We&#8217;re Falling In Love&#8221;:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1LpeGXrdcjs\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">Here&#8217;s one of her solo entries with the Dave Pell Octet: <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dhwKbFOzNfw\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">And finally with the Marty Paich Sextet on &#8220;Don&#8217;cha Go Away Mad&#8221;:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_bY4g3DD8Oo\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">I could have probably done a separate blahg on her alone.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\"><br \/>\n98.<em> WHAT\u2019S SO FUNNY?\u00a0<\/em> I find many things funny but recently my friend Bryan and I were talking about film comedian Roscoe &#8220;Fatty&#8221; Arbuckle.\u00a0 On September 5, 2021 (this year) it marked the 100th year anniversary of the Roscoe Arbuckle scandal.\u00a0 Look it up.\u00a0 It was a travesty and he was rightly acquitted.\u00a0 Unfortunately there was a ban on Arbuckle after that and he couldn&#8217;t work openly in Hollywood.\u00a0 He tried to make a comeback in 1932 and released 6 shorts with Warner Brothers through Vitaphone.\u00a0 Unfortunately Arbuckle would suffer a fatal heart-attack the following year at the age of 46.\u00a0 Luckily many of his films are out there for viewing.\u00a0 Here is &#8220;Buzzin&#8217; Around&#8221; from 1933:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 450px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('video');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5132-1\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/videofiles\/buzzinaround1933.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/videofiles\/buzzinaround1933.mp4\">http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/videofiles\/buzzinaround1933.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">99.<em> STILL THINKING FOR MYSELF.\u00a0<\/em> Again, I revisited a blahg from 2012.\u00a0 It was the case of repairing my friend&#8217;s laptop and struggling with bad advice I found on the Internet.\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft \" src=\"https:\/\/es.toonpool.com\/user\/997\/files\/think_for_yourself_make_me_986235.jpg\" alt=\"Think For Yourself!\" width=\"247\" height=\"143\" \/>I didn&#8217;t give up and I kept at it, knowing there had to be a solution out there.\u00a0 I found it and fixed it.\u00a0 That&#8217;s the short answer.\u00a0 The even shorter answer is &#8220;Think For Yourself!&#8221;\u00a0 Of course there&#8217;s that whole adage of &#8220;think of others&#8221;.\u00a0 That&#8217;s true when it comes to getting a vaccine.\u00a0 It&#8217;s also true that getting a vaccine is thinking of yourself.\u00a0 Do you want to get Covid 19?\u00a0 Do you want to die?\u00a0 Do you want to infect others around you and make them die?\u00a0 The correct answer to all of that is NO!\u00a0 Do the research and do the right thing.\u00a0 Get the vaccine.\u00a0 At least think about it.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">100.<em> THIS IS 100, PART ONE.\u00a0 <\/em>I&#8217;m not going to rehash this one.\u00a0 Go back one blahg and read it.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a review of blahgs 51 to 75.\u00a0 It was a celebration of 100 blahgs.\u00a0 Instead of revisiting that, let&#8217;s think of other 100 things to celebrate.\u00a0 Of course, we&#8217;re not celebrating 100 years since the Roscoe Arbuckle scandal.\u00a0 He deserves better than that.\u00a0 I wonder what our world will be like 100 years from today?\u00a0 Will we have World Peace?\u00a0 Will we be closer to World Peace?\u00a0 Will we have healed the planet and addressed all of the environmental issues?\u00a0 Will someone look back on my 100 blahgs and say kind things or will I have written a great masterpiece by then?\u00a0 Does it matter?\u00a0 There&#8217;s a great song called &#8220;A Hundred Years From Today&#8221; that poses that question if it really matters and that we should seize the day today.\u00a0 Frank Sinatra sang the song &#8220;A Hundred Years From Today&#8221; on his radio program &#8220;To Be Perfectly Frank&#8221; back in 1954 and then recorded it thirty years later for his 1984 album &#8220;L.A. Is My Lady.&#8221;\u00a0 The 1954 effort is a nice ballad with Graham Forbes on piano: <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lxWEV0Hs0TE\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">The 1984 recording is a swinging version conducted by Quincy Jones:\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jc52_9nIs_4\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">The point is to do something today.\u00a0 Save the planet.\u00a0 Get out and vote.\u00a0 Get a vaccine.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t wait for another 100 years to get going. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0 By the way, in case you&#8217;ve lost count, this blahg is 101&#8230;and not a dalmatian in sight.\u00a0 Come on, lighten up, that was meant to be funny!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0If you&#8217;re following this blahg, you&#8217;re probably wondering what happened to THIS IS 100, PART TWO.\u00a0 Look up.\u00a0 That&#8217;s the title of this blahg.\u00a0 When I reached 100 blahgs, I created THIS IS 100, PART ONE but then took a break.\u00a0 I needed it.\u00a0 I had doubled down on creating two blahgs a month and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5132"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5132"}],"version-history":[{"count":32,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6367,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5132\/revisions\/6367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}