{"id":628,"date":"2015-05-09T02:09:18","date_gmt":"2015-05-08T20:09:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=628"},"modified":"2024-03-20T00:28:04","modified_gmt":"2024-03-19T18:28:04","slug":"my-unbelievable-life-starring-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=628","title":{"rendered":"MY UNBELIEVABLE LIFE&#8230;STARRING ME"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It&#8217;s happened again.\u00a0 Three months have elapsed since my last blahg. <\/span><\/strong><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/mrcool.jpg\" alt=\"Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!\" width=\"170\" height=\"225\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" \/><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">You might think it&#8217;s the same old story but believe me when I say it&#8217;s a completely unbelievable story this time around.\u00a0 I sometimes think my life would be a great movie, of course starring me, but then I also think that I wouldn&#8217;t want to watch it.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s bring you up to speed.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I mentioned in my last blahg that my father fell at the end of January and broke his hip.\u00a0 He was in the hospital for six week and came home in mid-March.\u00a0 While he was in the hospital they made a diagnosis that he had functional dementia which simply means he functions well in his home environment.\u00a0 This makes sense because he had some bad days in the hospital when he didn&#8217;t even know who I was.\u00a0 Part of this was due to the long stay and because he had become dehydrated.\u00a0 After they started getting fluids into him, he responded well but still had his off moments.\u00a0 Given the fact that they had made the functional dementia diagnosis, the Doctor said he would have to report it to the Ministry of Transportation and my father&#8217;s license would be suspended.\u00a0 That ended his driving.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll quickly add that my parents decided to give me their 2005 Ford Escape because I continue to take them to appointments.\u00a0 I&#8217;m working on transferring the ownership over before the end of this month.\u00a0 Last week, however, a police car followed me home and a police officer questioned me about the ownership of the vehicle.\u00a0 He said he had scanned the license plate and the registered owner had come back as having a suspended license.\u00a0 I knew they were going to pull his license but it&#8217;s been more than two months since I was told that by the Doctor and we never received a letter from the Ministry.\u00a0 I&#8217;m working a little harder now to get that vehicle transferred to my name.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The two months since my father came home have been fairly hectic.\u00a0 He had some incontinence issues which were not fun to deal with but he&#8217;s doing fine now for the most part.\u00a0 He walks with a walker because he&#8217;s still very unsteady on his feet.\u00a0 His mental capabilities are better now that he&#8217;s home and also able to to smoke.\u00a0 There was an incident this week that I will write about shortly though that has stopped his smoking for good.\u00a0 I need to first talk about my mother.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It has not been easy for my mother to have my father back at home.\u00a0 There have been many support workers coming into the house for my father and my mother wasn&#8217;t getting all of the attention.\u00a0 This has caused her to have many mood swings and to play up her normal daily ailments.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been working to have her assessed for her mental health and her mental health nurse saw her two weeks ago and her preliminary assessment wasn&#8217;t all the favorable.\u00a0 I think however that the assessment came at a very bad time.\u00a0 My mother had been complaining a lot more about her arthritis and other ailments.\u00a0 She had already been to her Doctor a few weeks before and her pain medication had been increased so I knew we couldn&#8217;t get it increased again.\u00a0 Monday evening of last week, my mother called me and said she had the flu and wanted to go the hospital.\u00a0 I tried to explain to her that you don&#8217;t go the hospital for the flu.\u00a0 She decided to tough it out.\u00a0 The next morning I receive a call from my father&#8217;s home-care worker that my mother was very weak and almost fell.\u00a0 I drove in and decided to take her to the hospital.\u00a0 In fact, she was so weak that I couldn&#8217;t get her into my vehicle so she had to go by ambulance.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;ll start a new paragraph on this saga because it will lead into the current situation.\u00a0 I followed in my vehicle thirty minutes later to the hospital; giving them a chance to take her in and assess her.\u00a0 When I got to the hospital she was siting in a wheel chair in the waiting area.\u00a0 It took another 4 hours before she was admitted to emergency triage and another 15 minutes after that before we saw a Doctor.\u00a0 He said Mom was not at all well and that her blood work showed that a Urinary Tract Infection (UTI) had played havoc with her blood pressure and kidneys.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll shorten this part of the story by saying she was admitted to the hospital and put on a regimen of antibiotics.\u00a0 She responded very well and was doing well enough that she came home this past Sunday.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 My mother continued to improve when at home but on Tuesday evening she called me because she had fallen and could not get up.\u00a0 My wife and I met my sister and her husband at the house. We managed to get her back on her feet. She had gotten up about 10 that night to get a drink and didn&#8217;t turn on any lights. When going through the dining room she tripped over a laundry basked by her chair and went down. She didn&#8217;t hurt herself and after examining her we determined she was a little shaky from the accident but had not injured herself. Wednesday morning I received a call from her nurse who has been checking on her since she came home. Mom had fallen again. She did not injure herself but her blood pressure was way up and she had a temperature of 103. She suggested Mom go back to the hospital because her UTI may be flaring up and Mom was pretty weak. I drove in and met my brother Dan and his wife at the house. I could see Mom was in rough shape so we called for an ambulance because we could not move her. Dan and I waited an hour after the ambulance took her up and then went to the hospital. We had to wait another half hour to see her in Emergency. She was hooked to an IV and was sound asleep. The Doctor had not seen her yet and they told us we should go home and they would call with an update.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I received a call from the Doctor in charge in Emergency that day at 5 pm. She told me my mother was in very bad shape and that the whole family should come up to the hospital because her blood pressure had dropped so low that they couldn&#8217;t get it back up and they thought she wasn&#8217;t going to make it. I called everybody and we all met at my parents&#8217; house before going to the hospital. <a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/damagedtable.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/damagedtable.jpg\" alt=\"damaged table\" width=\"357\" height=\"268\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" \/><\/a>My brother Dan was the first one to arrive at the house and the smoke alarms were going off. My father had set fire to the table cloth and kitchen table while smoking. It completely ruined the table. See the photo for damage.\u00a0 Needless to say that all cigarettes have been confiscated.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 We all went with my father to the hospital. When we saw my mother she was in rough shape. She knew something was wrong when we were all there. She began to rebound however, to some new medication and fluids and within an hour her blood pressure was back up and the prognosis was much better. There was a different Doctor by this time and he said she was miles better than when the previous Doctor had made the call an hour before. It looks like Mom picked up an influenza pneumonia strain from the her last stay in the hospital and it was dormant for a couple of days before hitting her hard. She is in an isolation room at the hospital but they expect her to make a full recovery. I saw her last night and she&#8217;s doing better but she&#8217;s still pretty weak.\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 That was pretty much the week that was.\u00a0 A quick note to end off this incident.\u00a0 I saw a very similar table to the damaged table at a local thrift store.\u00a0 They wanted $150 so all of my siblings and I each threw in some money and bought the table and installed it at my parents&#8217; house.\u00a0 If my mother is home for Mother&#8217;s Day it will be a nice present for her.\u00a0 She&#8217;s aware of of the fire and damage to her old table and when she&#8217;s home and has enough strength, she&#8217;ll probably kill my father.\u00a0 That will be one less parent to deal with and the other will be in jail for his murder.\u00a0 I joke.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t want to make this blahg all sad news with nothing joyful to note.\u00a0 There has actually been some great news.\u00a0 Deb Talan of The Weepies has survived and beaten her cancer.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">In the interim, <\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\"><a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/weepieslp.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/weepieslp.jpg\" alt=\"Sirens, The Weepies new LP\" width=\"349\" height=\"261\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">The Weepies released their first studio album in five years.\u00a0 For Record Store Day last month, there was a special purple vinyl LP release of the new album.\u00a0 I was lucky that my local record store, Sam The Record Man (there used to be a large chain of those in Canada but ours is the last one), had two copies.\u00a0 I was reading on The Weepies Facebook page that many fans drove for hours or stood in line for hours and came up empty.\u00a0 The picture on the right doesn&#8217;t do it justice.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a fantastic album.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The title track &#8220;Sirens&#8221; was released a few months ago and it started me salivating at the prospect of the new album.\u00a0 Give a listen to the title track:\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!-- Start Genius MP3 Player: THE WEEPIES - SIRENS--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-628-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/sirens.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/sirens.mp3\">http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/sirens.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><strong><!-- End Start Genius MP3 Player --><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I think the music on this album is great.\u00a0 Steve&#8217;s vocals are very appealing on his tracks and Deb shines just as equally on her own.\u00a0 I won&#8217;t post more from the album but encourage you to go out and buy your own.\u00a0 I also purchased an autographed CD from their online store but the autographed ones are sold out but you might be able to still purchase the vinyl record.\u00a0 Check out their store:\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/theweepies.bigcartel.com\/products\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/theweepies.bigcartel.com\/products<\/a>\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 There was also another interesting release last month.\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/images\/ultimatesinatra.jpg\" alt=\"Ultimate Sinatra\" width=\"275\" height=\"275\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" \/>There was a new Sinatra CD and it created some buzz among Sinatra collectors.\u00a0 The CD, Ultimate Sinatra, contains 25 tracks from across his career and numerous labels.\u00a0 The single CD contains 24 previously released tracks and one previously unreleased alternate take of &#8220;Just In Time&#8221;.\u00a0 If you bought the CD from Starbucks, the CD also had an extra track of &#8220;Chicago&#8221; which was also previously released.\u00a0 There was also a two CD deluxe set in North America where the second CD contained some, but not all, tracks of a concert that Sinatra performed at the Sidney Stadium in Australia in 1961.\u00a0 If you buy the same 2 CD deluxe set from an Australian retailer then the second CD contains the full concert.\u00a0 There is also a four CD set that contains 100 tracks (including the 25 on the single disk) and a previously unreleased rundown of Sinatra singing &#8220;Surrey With The Fringe On Top&#8221; in 1979.\u00a0 If you buy that same 4 CD set from the United Kingdom, you get the four CDs plus a code to download 4 previously unreleased alternate takes of Sinatra songs.\u00a0 If that isn&#8217;t enough, there&#8217;s a mega set out of Japan that includes an extra disk of Sinatra singing duets with Japanese artists.\u00a0 Of course the duets are digitally done since Sinatra has been dead since 1998.\u00a0 The set also contains a DVD of how they did the digital duets.\u00a0 I purchased the single CD, ordered the 2 CD Deluxe set from Australia, and ordered the 4 CD set with the digital downloads from the UK.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve drawn the line with the Japan release.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t need everything.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well, I think I&#8217;ll close this blahg.\u00a0 It&#8217;s been a very busy and very complicated life these past few months.\u00a0 I&#8217;d rather have the simple life so I&#8217;m going to close this out and let Mel Torm\u00e9 swing us out with &#8220;Give Me The Simple Life.&#8221;\u00a0 This comes from the album, &#8220;An Evening with George Shearing &amp; Mel Torm\u00e9&#8221;.\u00a0 Enjoy!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-628-2\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/givemethesimplelife.mp3?_=2\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/givemethesimplelife.mp3\">http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/givemethesimplelife.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><!-- Start Genius MP3 Player: MEL TORME - GIVE ME THE SIMPLE LIFE--><\/p>\n<p><strong><!-- End Start Genius MP3 Player --><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It&#8217;s happened again.\u00a0 Three months have elapsed since my last blahg. You might think it&#8217;s the same old story but believe me when I say it&#8217;s a completely unbelievable story this time around.\u00a0 I sometimes think my life would be a great movie, of course starring me, but then I also think that I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6264,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions\/6264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}