{"id":6858,"date":"2025-06-10T21:43:35","date_gmt":"2025-06-10T15:43:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=6858"},"modified":"2025-06-20T23:10:26","modified_gmt":"2025-06-20T17:10:26","slug":"the-pocket-pals-guide-to-murder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=6858","title":{"rendered":"THE POCKET PAL\u2019S GUIDE TO MURDER"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Scott<\/a>\u00a0 Okay, time for another fully realized original short story by me, Scott Henderson.\u00a0 I have been working on this story for over a month and it hasn’t been easy.\u00a0 My notes show I started the story on May 5th.\u00a0 I finished the final edit yesterday on June 9th.\u00a0 Why so long?\u00a0 Well, let’s give you some point by point excuses why it took so long to write my current story.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

1)\u00a0 Get an idea.\u00a0 I had the idea of this pocket device that will do almost everything for you but it’s a little kooky and drives a young woman nuts.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

2)\u00a0 Mull it over.\u00a0 Change the setup and then come up with an ending without writing a single word then try and figure out how you’re going to steer your story to your new ending.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

3)\u00a0 Write a blahg about Clifford Simak instead.\u00a0 That was my blahg, THAT BLAHG ABOUT CLIFFORD D. SIMAK<\/a>, that I published on May 13th.\u00a0 I think it’s a good blahg but it was also a distraction.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

4)\u00a0 Get obsessed with trying to find some Funko Pops you really wanted.\u00a0 I learned there was going to be a new batch of Jimmy Neutron Funko Pops released and I really wanted them.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

My wife managed to find Jimmy Neutron at the Hot Topic store in Kingston.\u00a0 At the same time she also found two of the new Goofy Movie 30th Anniversary Pops:\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Goofy<\/a><\/p>\n

She picked up Goofy and Max as Powerline.\u00a0 That left Roxanne and Bobby.\u00a0 No one had Bobby.\u00a0 If he was listed anywhere, he was sold out.\u00a0 I know that he was available through Hot Topic because Top Pops through his YouTube channel showed him picking them up. He managed to score Goofy, Max, and Bobby all in one go.\u00a0 The Bobby has a Funko exclusive sticker on him so I knew he’d be hard to locate.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n