{"id":867,"date":"2016-04-12T23:22:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-12T17:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=867"},"modified":"2021-06-18T02:22:38","modified_gmt":"2021-06-17T20:22:38","slug":"its-never-too-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?p=867","title":{"rendered":"IT&#8217;S NEVER TOO LATE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well, there goes another two months.\u00a0 I cannot believe how busy I have been.\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/mrcool.jpg\" alt=\"Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!\" width=\"170\" height=\"225\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" \/><\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\"> The new job has been exciting<\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\"> but my down time has been either precious or precious little.\u00a0 I had to take a sick day today because I was getting run\u00a0 down and whatever flu like illness that was going through our office caught up with me today.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure how much of this blahg I&#8217;ll get written today because I&#8217;m supposed to be resting but the temptation of the available time to write this blahg is getting to me like this flu.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I thought the title of this blahg being It&#8217;s Never Too Late would inspire me greatly but it&#8217;s really a catch-all to inspire me to write a blahg as much as it is to inspire my readers to read this.\u00a0 Hey readers, how you doing?\u00a0 I always ask the question if I have readers and I never take the time to assume I do have readers and should just acknowledge them and ask how it&#8217;s going with them.\u00a0 Again I ask, hey readers, how you doing?\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, I want to tell another one my based on my own life stories.\u00a0 I know how you all love those.\u00a0 Way back in 1979 I was, and still am, a fan of the Micronauts.\u00a0 At first it was the comics even though I had a vague awareness that there was a toy line on which the comics were based.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t own any but when the 1979 Sears Christmas catalogue came out, I became fascinated with an item in the catalogue.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/microsears.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-869 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/microsears-217x300.jpg\" alt=\"Micronauts Sears Catalogue 197979\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/microsears-217x300.jpg 217w, http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/microsears-739x1024.jpg 739w, http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/microsears.jpg 866w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/><\/a>The item was the Micronauts Rocket Tubes.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s the details of that add:\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<h4><em>The transportation system of the future.\u00a0 Micronauts are propelled on a smooth, silent cushion of air.\u00a0 Includes 15&#8242; of microtube which makes several fantastic layouts such as a 10 1\/2&#8243; vertical shaft or a 6&#8242; x 20&#8243; continuous oval loops.\u00a0 With 2 cargo vehicles and 2 special Microanuts.\u00a0 Wall power pack.<\/em><\/h4>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">The price was only $59.99 but it might as well have been a million dollars because I was 17 and had no job and no savings.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If you think that wanting something and not having the money for it deterred me then you&#8217;d be wrong.\u00a0 It was, after all, a Christmas catalogue, so I thought maybe I could ask for it for Christmas.\u00a0 My Mother said no.\u00a0 I offered to pay half toward the cost even though I didn&#8217;t have the half.\u00a0 My Mother said no.\u00a0 That was the end of my dream until 37 years later.\u00a0 Now that I&#8217;m working again and have some disposable cash, I thought it was time to revisit that dream.\u00a0 Before I tell you about that version of my narrative, check out this original video for the Micronauts Rocket Tubes:\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AUkkmD5idB0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Wow, wasn&#8217;t that fun?\u00a0 Probably more fun than reading my blahg about the Rocket Tubes.\u00a0 Well, I&#8217;m going to continue on.\u00a0 Thanks to the modern age of the Internet and Ebay, I was able to track down a Rocket Tubes set for a reasonable price.\u00a0 I still remember the day I came home to tell my wife and my daughter about my online purchase.\u00a0 All I said was that I had bought the one thing that I always wanted.\u00a0 My daughter Abbie guessed it right away and was just as excited that I had purchased the Rocket Tubes.\u00a0 In a previous blahg, <a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/?m=201502\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">My Good Life<\/a>, I wrote about having once wanted a Rom The Space Knight action figure and how Abbie had used her own money to buy me it for Christmas in 2014.\u00a0 After Rom, that left the Rocket Tubes at the top of my wish list.\u00a0 Of course, if you&#8217;ve read previous blahgs, World Peace is always at the top of my list but the Micronauts Rocket Tubes was a close second.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 My friend Bryan heard that I had purchased the Rocket Tubes and asked that I make a video of it once I received it in the mail.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s that video:\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ud2CYFkS-9U\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">I know, it&#8217;s not a great video but it conveys the message I want to get across.\u00a0 By the way, if you missed that message, it&#8217;s this:\u00a0 IT&#8217;S NEVER TOO LATE.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Before I move off of this topic, I want to draw your attention to something I mentioned in the video.\u00a0 If you click on the image of the Sears advertisement for the Rocket Tubes that I have posted above then you will see that there was an extra bonus that you could have purchased from Sears.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s the description:\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<h4><em>Glider Launcher.\u00a0 Accessory for item (15).\u00a0 Mounts on a vertical rocket tube shaft.\u00a0 When Micronaut figure &#8216;blasts off&#8217; up the shaft, it launches up to 3 glides.\u00a0 About 11&#8243; wide x 11&#8243; long x 3&#8243; high.<\/em><\/h4>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">As you can see from the picture in the Sears Catalogue, the gliders are very colorful and have decals on them.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/microglide.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright wp-image-875 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/microglide-279x300.jpg\" alt=\"Rocket Tubes Gliders\" width=\"279\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/microglide-279x300.jpg 279w, http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/microglide.jpg 727w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 279px) 100vw, 279px\" \/><\/a>This is of course the gliders that were sold as an accessory in Canada.\u00a0 In the United States, the gliders were very plain looking but at least they were included in the price of the Rocket Tubes.\u00a0 In Canada, our more colorful set was an accessory that would have cost you an extra $10.99.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t even have the $11 in 1979 and I&#8217;ve yet to track down a set of these gliders.\u00a0 The gliders were exclusive to Sears so they are now at the top of my wish list after World Peace.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I want to move away from the Micronauts now and back into the realm of Jazz which has been a favorite topic of mine in the past.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/kbmoscow.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-876 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/kbmoscow-295x300.jpg\" alt=\"Midnight In Moscow LP\" width=\"295\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/kbmoscow-295x300.jpg 295w, http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/kbmoscow.jpg 589w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 295px) 100vw, 295px\" \/><\/a>I recently picked up an album of Kenny Ball And His Jazzmen called &#8220;Midnight In Moscow.&#8221;\u00a0 I believe this album came out in 1962, which coincidentally was the year I was born.\u00a0 I had never heard of Kenny Ball And His Jazzmen but some research has shown they were very popular in Britain and the title song, &#8220;Midnight In Moscow&#8221; was one of their big hits.\u00a0 Give it a listen:\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<!-- Start Genius MP3 Player: KENNY BALL AND HIS JAZZMEN - MIDNIGHT IN MOSCOW--><\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-867-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/kbmoscow.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/kbmoscow.mp3\">http:\/\/www.falseducks.com\/theblahg\/audiofiles\/kbmoscow.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\"><br \/>\nI found out that Kenny Ball And His Jazzmen were also favorites on the Morecambe and Wise variety show also out of Britain.\u00a0 I found this great video of them performing &#8220;I Want To Be Like You&#8221;.\u00a0 You will no doubt recognize that song as coming from the movie &#8220;Jungle Book&#8221;.\u00a0 Check it out:\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Lq9nzmZvgt0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: 'Arial Rounded MT Bold','sans-serif';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So I discovered Kenny Ball And His Jazzmen 50 years later.\u00a0 That&#8217;s okay, like the title says:\u00a0 IT&#8217;S NEVER TOO LATE.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well, there goes another two months.\u00a0 I cannot believe how busy I have been.\u00a0 The new job has been exciting but my down time has been either precious or precious little.\u00a0 I had to take a sick day today because I was getting run\u00a0 down and whatever flu like illness that was going through [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4,102,101,100,3],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4813,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions\/4813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/falseducks.com\/theblahg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}