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R.I.P. JERRY LEWIS 2017

Monday, August 21st, 2017

      This blahg is going to be a bump.  I know I haven’t written anything in about six months although my intentions have been good.  With the passing of Jerry Lewis, however, I wanted to re-post my homage to him.  Back in 2002 I wrote a blahg about Jerry Lewis and how I was lucky enough to shine his shoe.  I know that is strange but if you continue to read then you will discover that’s a perfectly normal thing…for me at least.

Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!     I am a huge Jerry Lewis fan.  This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate.   With a nod to Charles Dickens, from whom I stole that line, I will relate to you something wonderful that happened to me a week ago. 

     First, let me back up 30 years.  I graduated from Quinte Secondary School in Belleville, Ontario, Canada in June of 1982.  Nothing about that is really significant but in my High-school yearbook, next to my photo, was printed the caption Scott Henderson is voted “most likely to shine Bob Hope’s shoes”.  It was published at the suggestion of my friend Bryan who wanted to see something unique listed next to my mug shot.  I guess, ‘most likely to succeed’ or ‘most likely to sire 100 children’ was already taken. 

     Let me tell you that a legacy to shine a celebrity’s shoes are tough shoes to fill.  Sorry, I couldn’t resist.  After all, Quinte Secondary School and I were about as far removed from Bob Hope as you can get.  The truth is, I never got within 100 feet, kilometers, or miles of Bob Hope within his lifetime and mine.  Bob Hope’s lifetime spanned 100 years and he passed away in 2003.  The closest I ever got to him was seeing Dave Thomas, of SCTV & Bob & Doug McKenzie fame, at a fan convention in Toronto three years ago.  Dave Thomas does the world’s greatest Bob Hope imitation.  I actually saw a video interview with Bob Hope and Dave Thomas several years ago where Bob Hope stated that Dave Thomas was the only one who could do a proper imitation of Hope.  A further accolade to Thomas is that he was chosen to do a Bob Hope voice over for the Academy Awards a couple years ago when they did a tribute to Bob Hope.  When I met Thomas at the convention, he was signing autographs but not interacting with fans.  
Noah & I getting Dave Thomas' Autograph in 2009
My son and I stood in line for his autograph and when we got to his table, I told my son, loudly enough for Thomas to hear, that this man was the greatest Bob Hope imitator.  Thomas looked up a little surprised then said in his best Bob Hope voice “that’s what the man said.”  You can see Noah and I in the photo to the left with Dave Thomas at the very moment I pointed my finger and gave Thomas credit for his Hope imitation.   My son and I were very pleased.  No one else had received any reaction from Thomas. 

     I never shined Bob Hope’s shoes.  I don’t know why Bryan set me up like that.  I was, after all, a bigger Jerry Lewis fan although I have several DVDs of Bob Hope movies and several books by or about Bob Hope.  My dedication to Jerry Lewis is probably a little deeper.  After Hope passed away, I remember telling Bryan that I would probably have to set my sights on Jerry’s shoes.  My fascination with Jerry Lewis has been constant for many years.  There are many people who don’t get his type of comedy and don’t see the appeal.  They often point to one thing or another about his personal life that they insist should tarnish the image of the man.  I don’t really care about all of that.  Jerry Lewis, for me,  is that image in his films or television appearances. 

     I’ve read three books about Jerry.  The first was by Richard Gehman, entitled “That Kid:  The Story of Jerry Lewis”.  That Kid: The Story of Jerry LewisIt’s an interesting read but only significant up to its publication date of 1964.  It focuses greatly on some touring he did to promote the release of “The Nutty Professor” and more so on preparation for his ill-fated 1960s talk/variety show. 

     King of Comedy. The Life and Art of Jerry LewisThe second book, “King of Comedy, The Life and Art of Jerry Lewis”, by Shawn Levy in 1997 was a great read.  Here was a well researched book that even included excerpts from interviews with Jerry.  It’s not meant to be a hatchet job or a fawning opus.  There’s dirt and there’s flowers throughout the book and it really delves into who Jerry Lewis is and how he developed into the person he has become.  I highly recommend it. 

     Jerry’s own book “Dean & Me (A Love Story)” is exactly what the title says it is:  it’s a love story about the relationship between Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin.  Dean & Me (A Love Story)Maybe it’s a little one sided because Dean Martin died in 1995; more than ten years before the publication of this book in 2006.  Somehow, though, Jerry doesn’t meander on or give us treacle.  The book is heartfelt and it’s an insight into a great relationship from the viewpoint of one of the partners.  Maybe it’s colored or jaded or whatever but Jerry does a great job and, if nothing else, it lets us in on the secrets and the success and the problems with Martin & Lewis. 

     So, I approach Jerry Lewis with bias.  I have read two great books and one good one.  I’ve also seen almost all of his films.  As a DVD collector, 2012 has been a great year so far with the release of several great Jerry Lewis films.  The first three months alone, saw the release of “Rock-a-Bye Baby”, “The Geisha Boy”, “Boeing Boeing”, “It’s Only Money” and “Who’s Minding The Story”.  The Jazz Singer - Jerry LewisMore significantly there was a DVD release of “The Jazz Singer” which was a 1959 television drama that has never been seen since its original airing.  It’s the classic story, done brilliantly before by Al Jolson, Danny Thomas, and even Neil Diamond, of a performer who shuns the interest of his Cantor father to continue in the family tradition at the local synagogue.  I came across an audio clip from Jerry explaining why he feels that this type of production isn’t made anymore:  

 

JERRY LEWIS TALKS ABOUT THE JAZZ SINGER
THE FALSEDUCKS BLAHG


     I could probably go on and on about the great and not so great Jerry Lewis material out there but then this blahg wouldn’t get finished.  I am just hoping that the release of material continues and Jerry gets his due on store shelves.  One more thing on the release of “The Jazz Singer”, which will bring this blahg back to where it should be going, Jerry Lewis did some promotion for this DVD release and was signing copies of the DVD in Los Angeles.  Up to that point, I had not heard that Jerry was actually making public appearances anymore.  The closest he ever got to me was about ten years or so ago when he had a one man show “An Evening With Jerry Lewis” that played in Toronto.  I’m two and a half hours away from Toronto and I couldn’t swing it at that time. 

     Jump ahead to 2012.  Thirty years had passed since my high-school graduation and that Bob Hope’s shoes remark had been attributed to my picture in the yearbook.  I’m driving in the car and listening to the top ten at ten on AM 740.  I’ve mentioned this radio station before, out of Toronto, and you can listen to it live at:  http://zoomerradio.ca.  The top ten on that day was dedicated to 1965 and the announcer, before going to a commercial break, gave a hint regarding the number one song.  His clue was that the song was by the son of a famous comedian and that the father would be appearing at Casino Rama in Orillia, just north of Toronto, in April.  I quickly struggled to guess the song and the singer before the program resumed.  The only name I could think of from the 1960s who had a father that was a famous comedian was Gary Lewis and the song would be “This Diamond Ring.”  As I began to think of the possibility, I excitedly wondered if this meant that Gary Lewis’ father Jerry Lewis would be coming back to Canada.  After the commercial, my suspicions were confirmed.  The top song was that one by Gary Lewis and this meant that I had the possibility of getting to see Jerry Lewis! 

     When I finally got home and could check Casino Rama’s website, it was confirmed for me.  Jerry Lewis was playing Casino Rama on April 13th.  I was, to say the least, extremely excited.  I called my friend Bryan and mentioned that Jerry Lewis was coming and that he and I had to go and see him.  Of course Bryan shared my enthusiasm.  The excitement, however, became tainted when I mentioned to my wife about going to see Jerry with Bryan.  I was immediately informed that if I was going to go away overnight to see Jerry that I was going to take her.  We’re celebrating our 25th anniversary this year so the request was clearly not a request.  Bryan understood but I’m still sure that his disappointment hasn’t waned.  He has since said he is not really a big Jerry Lewis fan but I think that’s a lie and he’s just trying to make me feel better about choosing my wife over him.  If you think I’m going to rethink my decision….YOU’RE WRONG!  (my wife might be reading this). 

     When tickets went on sale, I was quickly online at the Casino Rama website because I wanted decent seats.  Jerry Lewis Tickets for Casino RamaI wanted to be able to see Jerry and get as close to him as I could.  All sorts of things were going through my mind.  Could I get close enough to the stage for him to see me?  Would he be signing autographs?  What if I could meet him?  I’ll be honest, the thought of shining his shoes never crossed my mind.  I don’t know what the happier moment was for me:  when the tickets arrived by mail and they were in my hand or the moment when I heard Jerry Lewis was coming.  I knew that seeing him live or alive would top both of these experiences. 

     Let me say that attending the event was a joy!  We drove three and a half hours and when Jerry stepped out on that stage, I was like a school kid.  I remember elbowing my wife and squealing “there he is” with great delight.  Jerry’s 86 years old and that did not stop him from putting on a fantastic show.  He told some great jokes and sang a few great songs.  One of the musical highlights was his version of “Old Black Magic” that he originally performed in “The Nutty Professor”.  The crowd went wild.  Fortunately, someone captured that moment and it’s available on Youtube.  

    I didn’t bring a camera myself because I thought they would be banned and I didn’t want to be ejected from the event.  Jeanette and I had great seats and we could see Jerry very well and there were two large screens next to the stage that allowed even better views.  These were used for close-ups of the performance and to show clips from Jerry’s movies.  For some reason, Jerry made reference to Henny Youngman, the king of one-liners, being from a Canada and showed a clip of Jerry, Alan King, and another comic in a salute to Youngman.  It was hilarious and I wish I could find that clip online but I haven’t had any success.  I’ll keep looking.  By the way, Henny Youngman was born in the United Kingdom.  Well, Canada is part of the Commonwealth so I guess I can forgive Jerry that inaccuracy. 

     I mentioned earlier about the release of “Who’s Minding The Store” on DVD.  In that film, Jerry did a great gag of typing on an imaginary typewriter while keeping in time with the music and sound effects.  It’s a very funny gag and one that Jerry performed at Casino Rama last week.  He never missed a beat while performing it last week and the audience at it up.  I don’t have video of that performance but here’s a video of the original gag from the movie.  The man is a genius! 

     Jerry Lewis had people in stitches the whole evening.  Some of the jokes I heard him do before.  There is a great VHS of “An Evening With Sammy Davis & Jerry Lewis” from 1988.  Jerry repeated some of the jokes from that appearance.  In the video, Jerry and Sammy are a delight.  AN EVENING WITH SAMMY DAVIS JR. & JERRY LEWISSammy sings and dances and Jerry does his schtick.  They have individual sets but when they get together or Jerry interrupts Sammy, the show is the thing.  If you can track down a copy of the video, sorry no DVD release yet, then you’re in for a treat.  This pairing, like Dean and Jerry, will never happen again. 

     All of the jokes, gags, and songs Jerry performed at Casino Rama were very memorable but Jerry Lewis did something I have never seen another performer do before or since (although that was last week and I haven’t seen any other concerts in that time).  Half way during the show, Jerry sat down in a director’s chair and took questions from the audience!  I couldn’t believe it.  I wasn’t sure I would have the opportunity to get close to Jerry but here was my chance.  I wasn’t the first one out of my seat because I wasn’t sure what I wanted to ask Jerry.  I got in line because I knew that something would come to me and I certainly wasn’t going to miss this chance of a lifetime. 

     Many of the questions asked by others that night are a bit of a blur.  I do recall that most of them appeared to be fawning idiots who just wanted to thank Jerry for everything he had done.  Others asked for autographs and were referred to see Security after the show.  None of us knew if these requests would be honored.  I had been toying with asking Jerry if there would be any new DVD releases in the near future because I really was interested in knowing the answer. 

     At some point, while waiting my turn in the long line, the shining of the shoes came back to haunt me.  Was this appropriate to ask?  What would be his reaction?  When it came my turn I stepped up to the microphone and said “Hello Jerry, my name is Scott, and when I was in High School they printed next to my picture in the yearbook that I was voted most likely to shine Bob Hope’s shoes.  That bastard up and died on me so I’m wondering if I could shine your shoe?”  That’s right, I said ‘shoe’, singular.  I was so excited by what I was saying and that I was actually saying it to Jerry Lewis that my mouth went dry towards the end and I could only utter shoe when I came to the end of my speech.  Jerry’s reaction was priceless.  He had just taken a drink of water and out it came in a spray when he heard my request.  He sputtered and said “I had to ask.”  I had cracked up Jerry Lewis and the audience.  I was laughing too.  I never did get a direct answer from Jerry but the interchange between us was palpable.

     I thought that was it.  I had made my appearance and others came up to the microphone and asked their questions.  I don’t think anyone topped my request.  But the question still remained:  How was I going to get to shine Jerry’s shoe?  After the performance, and what a performance, many audience members worked their way to the right of the stage where members of Security stood.  Many had brought books or DVDs or records for Jerry to sign.  They all were jostling with Security hoping to get backstage to have their items signed.  Someone took some of the items backstage and said they would see what they could do to get the items autographed.  I just stood among them.  I had nothing to sign.  I just wanted to shine Jerry’s shoe.  After 30 minutes, they began to take a few VIP ticket holders backstage and they eventually came out with small autographed photos.  Others who had sent items with Security were allowed backstage to retrieve their items.  About 20 of us without items stood in line hoping to get to see Jerry and have our tickets signed at least. 

     As I mentioned, there was a great deal of jostling from the 50 or so people hoping to be lucky enough to see Jerry and maybe get his autograph.  Some Security members doubted that Jerry would sign for long as he was old and tired.  I could only hope.  Eventually some people got tired of waiting and left.  After another twenty minutes, the remainder of us were allowed backstage.  We were told at this point that Jerry was very tired and that he would not be autographing tickets nor were photos allowed.  What about shoe shining, I wondered. 

     Jeanette joined me in line and we eventually were led to a room where Jerry sat in his director’s chair.  Most walked up and shook his hand.  Then it was my turn.  I shook his hand and reminded him that I was the one who wanted to shine his shoe.  He smiled and gestured to his shoe.  I got down on one knee and with my coat sleeve, I began to gently shine his left shoe.  I only shined the one shoe because I had only said ‘shoe’ and I didn’t want to press my luck and go for both.  I stood up, and without blinking an eye, I extended my palm and said “that will be a dollar.”  Jerry laughed and said “get out of here.”  It was a moment I won’t ever forget.  I had cracked up Jerry Lewis…twice. 

     Jeanette was behind me in line.  Neither of us had brought anything for Jerry Lewis to sign and we knew better than to ask him to sign our tickets after we were warned against it.  Jerry Lewis Autographs Jeanette's NotebookJeanette, however, had a small notebook in her purse and quickly offered a blank page to Jerry.  No fuss no muss.  Jerry signed it!  What class!  What style!  What an end to an extraordinary evening! 

     I may have never had the chance to sign Bob Hope’s shoes but I think this makes up for it.  I signed Jerry Lewis’ shoe.  It was only the left shoe but that leaves me with a goal for the right foot.  I’ll see him again, don’t you worry.  Long live Jerry Lewis!  

 

August 21st, 2017:  I guess I was wrong.  Well, at least Jerry has one shiny shoe in comedy heaven.  R.I.P. Jerry.  The world is a little less funny without you.  

 

Post Script:  In 2013, Jerry Lewis starred in the film “Max Rose”.  It has yet to be released.  Here’s a trailer:  

Come on people, RELEASE “MAX ROSE”!

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE

Tuesday, April 12th, 2016

     Well, there goes another two months.  I cannot believe how busy I have been. Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool! The new job has been exciting but my down time has been either precious or precious little.  I had to take a sick day today because I was getting run  down and whatever flu like illness that was going through our office caught up with me today.  I’m not sure how much of this blahg I’ll get written today because I’m supposed to be resting but the temptation of the available time to write this blahg is getting to me like this flu. 

     I thought the title of this blahg being It’s Never Too Late would inspire me greatly but it’s really a catch-all to inspire me to write a blahg as much as it is to inspire my readers to read this.  Hey readers, how you doing?  I always ask the question if I have readers and I never take the time to assume I do have readers and should just acknowledge them and ask how it’s going with them.  Again I ask, hey readers, how you doing? 

     Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, I want to tell another one my based on my own life stories.  I know how you all love those.  Way back in 1979 I was, and still am, a fan of the Micronauts.  At first it was the comics even though I had a vague awareness that there was a toy line on which the comics were based.  I didn’t own any but when the 1979 Sears Christmas catalogue came out, I became fascinated with an item in the catalogue.  Micronauts Sears Catalogue 197979The item was the Micronauts Rocket Tubes.  Here’s the details of that add: 

The transportation system of the future.  Micronauts are propelled on a smooth, silent cushion of air.  Includes 15′ of microtube which makes several fantastic layouts such as a 10 1/2″ vertical shaft or a 6′ x 20″ continuous oval loops.  With 2 cargo vehicles and 2 special Microanuts.  Wall power pack.

The price was only $59.99 but it might as well have been a million dollars because I was 17 and had no job and no savings. 

     If you think that wanting something and not having the money for it deterred me then you’d be wrong.  It was, after all, a Christmas catalogue, so I thought maybe I could ask for it for Christmas.  My Mother said no.  I offered to pay half toward the cost even though I didn’t have the half.  My Mother said no.  That was the end of my dream until 37 years later.  Now that I’m working again and have some disposable cash, I thought it was time to revisit that dream.  Before I tell you about that version of my narrative, check out this original video for the Micronauts Rocket Tubes: 

     Wow, wasn’t that fun?  Probably more fun than reading my blahg about the Rocket Tubes.  Well, I’m going to continue on.  Thanks to the modern age of the Internet and Ebay, I was able to track down a Rocket Tubes set for a reasonable price.  I still remember the day I came home to tell my wife and my daughter about my online purchase.  All I said was that I had bought the one thing that I always wanted.  My daughter Abbie guessed it right away and was just as excited that I had purchased the Rocket Tubes.  In a previous blahg, My Good Life, I wrote about having once wanted a Rom The Space Knight action figure and how Abbie had used her own money to buy me it for Christmas in 2014.  After Rom, that left the Rocket Tubes at the top of my wish list.  Of course, if you’ve read previous blahgs, World Peace is always at the top of my list but the Micronauts Rocket Tubes was a close second. 

     My friend Bryan heard that I had purchased the Rocket Tubes and asked that I make a video of it once I received it in the mail.  Here’s that video: 

I know, it’s not a great video but it conveys the message I want to get across.  By the way, if you missed that message, it’s this:  IT’S NEVER TOO LATE. 

     Before I move off of this topic, I want to draw your attention to something I mentioned in the video.  If you click on the image of the Sears advertisement for the Rocket Tubes that I have posted above then you will see that there was an extra bonus that you could have purchased from Sears.  Here’s the description: 

Glider Launcher.  Accessory for item (15).  Mounts on a vertical rocket tube shaft.  When Micronaut figure ‘blasts off’ up the shaft, it launches up to 3 glides.  About 11″ wide x 11″ long x 3″ high.

As you can see from the picture in the Sears Catalogue, the gliders are very colorful and have decals on them.  Rocket Tubes GlidersThis is of course the gliders that were sold as an accessory in Canada.  In the United States, the gliders were very plain looking but at least they were included in the price of the Rocket Tubes.  In Canada, our more colorful set was an accessory that would have cost you an extra $10.99.  I didn’t even have the $11 in 1979 and I’ve yet to track down a set of these gliders.  The gliders were exclusive to Sears so they are now at the top of my wish list after World Peace. 

     I want to move away from the Micronauts now and back into the realm of Jazz which has been a favorite topic of mine in the past.  Midnight In Moscow LPI recently picked up an album of Kenny Ball And His Jazzmen called “Midnight In Moscow.”  I believe this album came out in 1962, which coincidentally was the year I was born.  I had never heard of Kenny Ball And His Jazzmen but some research has shown they were very popular in Britain and the title song, “Midnight In Moscow” was one of their big hits.  Give it a listen: 


I found out that Kenny Ball And His Jazzmen were also favorites on the Morecambe and Wise variety show also out of Britain.  I found this great video of them performing “I Want To Be Like You”.  You will no doubt recognize that song as coming from the movie “Jungle Book”.  Check it out: 


     So I discovered Kenny Ball And His Jazzmen 50 years later.  That’s okay, like the title says:  IT’S NEVER TOO LATE.

FRANK’S LAST STORY

Wednesday, October 14th, 2015

     I haven’t written a blahg in almost 4 months.  Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!I haven’t wanted to write a blahg during that time. I certainly didn’t want to write this blahg.  Read on, it’s a sad one.

      I have written here before about our found cat, “Frank”.  If you haven’t read that post, you can check it out here:  The Christmas Cat.  Quickly, the story tells of how Frank found us in 2008 just before Christmas.  I say “found us” because he showed up at our house and stayed.  Everyone loved Frank.  During the time he was with us, we lost four of our older female cats and two kittens.  I’ve written about the death of our other precious cats before so I don’t want to go into that again.  If you search through the old blahgs, you can read all about it. 

     Frank was always a great cat and very good-natured.  Frank is King of the CastelHe liked to spend time outdoors and never wandered too far that we didn’t have to worry about him.  On those rare occassions when he didn’t answer our calls, I’d go out calling for him.  I’d get frustrated and come back to the house only to find him sitting somewhere on the porch.  I’d always say something like “you couldn’t call out to let me know you were here all the time?”  It was his little joke to watch us scramble around needlessly. 

   Sometimes Frank would catch mice or birds and deposit them at the back door as a gift for his keep.  One time he brought home a dead baby rabbit.  I don’t know if he killed it or found it.  I guess in his mind, he was trying to pay his way.  We always discarded them appropriately so he wouldn’t bring them back again.  He never ate any of his trophies.  I guess it was like gift shopping for him.  

     Frank loved to follow my wife around outside. If she was working in the garden or walking in the yard, he’d be right there. He enjoyed the outdoors and I had to blow a path clear from the snow around the garage in the Winter so he could go for a walkabout and do his business.  The other seasons saw him outside from morning to evening.  Frank Enjoying HimselfHe loved rolling around in the driveway and he had his favorite spots to just lie around.  He liked lying under the solar blanket for our pool when it was rolled up.  It hung on two hooks but it sagged in the middle and created a little tent area.  You could only spot him if you were walking in the yard past the deck railing on the outside of where the solar blanket hung.  If I went looking for him and forgot to check there, he’d be lying there waiting for me to discover he’d been there all the time. 

     When Frank was indoors he’d have his favorite spots in the living room or Frank's spot on the bedon the bed in our bedroom.  He never wanted to be in any of the children’s bedrooms but when my wife and I would go to bed each night, Frank would know it was time and would follow us into the bedroom and jump up on the bed.  He also had his favorite spot on the couch and if you were there first, he’d jump up on you to signal that it was time for you to vacate his spot.  Frank's spot on the couchHe also had his spot on the carpet if he was inclined to lie on the floor.  The other cats knew that and left him alone unless he was in playful mood.  On those occasions he was very entertaining. 

    About two or three years ago Frank became ill.  At first we didn’t know what it was and thought it was best to just let it run its course.  His fur was flat and he began to lose weight.  He just lay around and after a couple of weeks he didn’t seem to improve.  We took him to our veterinarian and they ran some tests and checked his blood.  We waited for a diagnosis.  We were told it could be feline leukemia or a number of other things that didn’t sound good.  Eventually they found that he had a version of FIV (Feline Immunodeficiency Virus) which is a version of AIDS in cats.  We were told it was treatable by an initial treatment of a special antibiotic and then a continuing regiment of steroids.  Apparently steroids are safe in cats but not so much in humans.  Frank quickly improved and remained on the dose of one steroid pill a day for the next three years.  He only had one bout of a respiratory infection that was cleared up by an antibiotic but the FIV was kept at bay by the steroid.  His health was good and his quality of life was even better.  He enjoyed his old routines and even put on weight. 

     Sadly, Frank became ill again in June of this year.  He began to slow down and we thought it was more age related because he was around ten years old.  After a month, we began to be concerned because he was not as active as before.  After a trip to the veterinarian, he was put on an antibiotic to see if it was just some type of infection.  He began to decline and he lost weight.  A few trips to the veterinarian and different blood tests later, we were no closer to knowing what the problem was. 

     One day he was just unable to walk on his own.  He would get up and immediately fall over.  We had to help him to the cat litter box and help him to get to food and water.  The veterinarian thought it might be feline diabetes but Frank didn’t have all of the symptoms of that disease.  I researched his symptoms online and some websites recommended Methylcobalamin B12 tablets to help with his mobility.  I visited a local health store and found a water soluble version and started Frank on those.  After a couple of days, Frank was able to walk on his own.  He was unsteady at first but began to have more mobility.  He even enjoyed going outside again if only to lie in the sun. 

     The veterinarian was unable to completely diagnose Frank’s illness.  Throughout July we struggled to find an answer .  We did not treat him for diabetes but we did increase his steroid treatment.  Unfortunately Frank continued to lose weight and did not eat much.  He lay around indoors or outdoors with supervision.  Eventually he lost his mobility again and we knew that his quality of life was suffering.  We made the decision to have him put down.  We had been hoping for a miracle but even the veterinarian confirmed that there was nothing more that could be done for Frank.  We believe the FIV had come back with a vengeance and Frank’s symptoms resembled those I had heard of in humans during the fatal final stages of AIDS. 

     The day we had to have Frank put down was the saddest day of my life.  Everyone in our house was crying but knew it was the right decision for Frank.  We could not see him continue to suffer.  My wife and daughter and I drove him to the veterinarian.  My son stayed home but even he wept.  My wife and daughter stayed in the car and I took Frank in to the vet’s office.  They took me to a special room where I was able to take Frank out of the carrier and hold him and talk to him.  I cried uncontrollably and told him how special he was and how much I loved him.  I held him in my arms like a baby and I knew that he was like one of my children and that his was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.  Even now, my eyes are welling up just writing about this.  I can only hope that Frank is in a better place. 

     I think I want to end this blahg now.  I will only add that our other cat Zoey, who has been with us for two years, also loved Frank.  She always played with Frank when he was in good health but left him alone when he became ill.  After his death, she pined around the house and was very lonely.  We had to eventually adopt a playmate for her.  A new little black kitten who we named “Annie” joined our family at the end of August.  I will write about her another day.  She is not a replacement for Frank.  There can be no replacement for Frank.  We still love him and he will always be missed.
Our Frank.

SOUP & SANDWICH: A LOVE STORY

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

      This will be a quick self-serving blahg. Hopefully, I’ll have a longer one for you next week.Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!  Presented below is a wonderful video that my 16 year old daughter, Abbie, put together for a school project.  I had not seen the video until it was presented at an “Arts Night” at her school and the audience reception was amazing.  Proud Papa presents, an Abbie Henderson original production, “Soup & Sandwich:  A Love Story”

 

 

     I, of course, had nothing to do with this production except by nature of being father of the genius behind it.  I’ll throw some credit to her mother as well.  See ya, next time.

 

I HATES POLLY TICS!

Friday, May 9th, 2014

     A big warning up front:  this is going to be political and it’s going to Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!be about Canadian politics so if that turns you off…turn the page.  To my readers who live in other parts of the world or other parts of Canada, other than Ontario, I apologize.  I try not to be a political person in these blahgs but sometimes you have to speak up.  To quote Popeye “That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more.”  If you don’t believe me, check out this quick clip of Popeye saying exactly that. 

     The title of this blahg is also a tribute to Popeye-speak because he twists words to his own way of talking and I think he’d say Pollytics but I’ve changed it slightly to meet my own meaning.  Politicians can be so repetitive with their dribble and you get tired of hearing the same old promises over and over again.  It’s like listening to a parrot with a tic.  Now, I bet you get that Polly Tics reference.  At least, I hope you do.  I try to be funny sometimes but I’m not sure everyone gets my sense of humor. 

     Last week, the Premier of Ontario announced an election that will be next month.  The unfortunate thing about it is that it really isn’t necessary.  Premier Kathleen Wynne was forced into calling the election because she couldn’t get either the NDP or Conservatives to back her recent budget and when you have a minority government, like we have in Ontario, without the vote backing from one of the other parties, that’s the ballgame.  Her term should have lasted at least another year and we wouldn’t have to go to the polls until then if there had been some cross party cooperation.  Unfortunately, the leaders of the other parties also want to be Premier and think nothing of wasting our tax dollars on a premature election.  Who’s been voting for these people? 

     In the last Federal election in Canada, in 2011, I had a sign on my front lawn.  WE WILL NOT BE VOTING CONSERVATIVE!I know that other people had signs on their lawns endorsing certain parties but my sign denounced a political party.  My sign simply said “WE WILL NOT BE VOTING CONSERVATIVE!”  It was a clear message that I believed, and still do believe, that the ruling Conservative party has done nothing for this country and has been rife with scandal.  Of course, to be fair, there has been a good share of scandal linked to the leading Liberal party ruling the province of Ontario.  My point being, however, that I think it’s time for me to pull out my sign again and let everyone know which party I will not be supporting in the current provincial election.

     Far be it for me to tell anyone who they should vote for.  Instead, I’m going to tell my friends and neighbours for whom they should not cast their vote.  Prior to the current governing Liberals in Ontario, the Conservative party, under Mike Harris ruled from 1995 to 2003.  It was a dismal time and Mike Harris jumped ship in 2002 and left his finance minister Ernie Eves to rule as Premier for the final year.  The Conservatives ran on a ‘Common Sense Revolution’ platform and it was anything but common sense.  They slashed and burned many programs and robbed from the poor to give to the rich.  They slashed social assistance rates but 21.8% figuring that the poor were basically lazy leeches who didn’t want to work.  They even came up with some crazy food menu that they thought the poor could live on.  This crazy menu centered around discounted cans of tuna.  Meanwhile, the Premier and his party ate considerably well on the public dime. 

     The Conservative party also labelled most unions and concerned individuals as special interest groups and began to attack them.  Teachers and nurses stood up for what was right and the Conservatives soon found themselves losers in the 2003 provincial election.  Never again, the bulk of the province said.  We didn’t want these people breaking up our province and attacking the poorest of our citizens.  That’s when the Liberals under Premier Dalton McGuinty took over.  It looked like things would change for the better.  They did for a while. 

     I am not going to talk about what went wrong with McGuinty’s leadership.  He made some good decisions and he made some poor decisions.  Finally, he too, like Mike Harris, stepped down as Premier, and the Liberal party chose Kathleen WPremier Kathleen Wyneeynne to continue on as Premier.  Kathleen Wynne is not only the first female Premier of Ontario, she is the first openly gay Premier.  I think, on both accounts, it was about time. 

     Premier Wynne inherited a bit of a mess from McGuinty but I think she’s done a great job trying to fix everything.  I think she’s getting this province back on track and it’s time the other parties start to back her up.  In a minority government you have to have the support of the other parties to get anything passed or even to get anything done.  Unfortunately, Tim Hudak, the leader of the Ontario Conservatives, has gone out of his way to block everything Wynne has tried to accomplish.  He even comes out to say he will not support any budget she brings forward…even before the budget is brought forward.  His party is actually called the Progressive Conservative Party.  Non co-operation and taking a negative stance before things are announced is considered Progressive?  Maybe now you will understand the purpose of pulling out my old yellow sign. 

     Let me be clear that Tim Hudak looks like a weasel and talks like a weasel.  What’s the analogy here, “IF IT LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL AND IT TALKS LIKE A WEASEL, IT MUST BE A WEASEL.”  That’s not an insult, that’s a fact.  This man wants so badly to be Premier and he has even trucked out some of that old Common Sense Revolution clap trap.  It’s Polly with a tic all over again.  The last time he ran, he wouldn’t promise not to take a possible cut in social assistance payments off the table.  His new platform even talks about slashing government programs and trimming government ministries.  This is the same thing that Mike Harris did when he was Premier.  Let’s not go down that road again.  Just say no to the Conservatives! 

     As I’ve said, far be for me to tell anyone who to vote for.  If you eliminate the Conservatives as an option that leaves the Liberals and the New Democratic Party (NDP).  I’ve already said what I will say about the Liberals but I should say something about the NDP.  Andrea HorwathThe NDP in Ontario is lead by Andrea Horwath and I think she’s got some great ideas and I have had great respect for her in the past.  I think I even voted for her in the last provincial election.  However, she was the one that really triggered the current election.  She has supported the Liberal budgets in the past by asking for concessions in budgets in order to keep things going.  This time, she said her party would not support a budget that many thought was a good budget.  Many of her supporters have even come out and said they don’t understand the stance she took this time around.  Maybe she wants to be Premier too and thinks she can fare better in the next election.  Good luck to her.  That wasn’t mean to be sarcastic but take it any way you want. 

     So I’ve been clear, I won’t be voting Conservative.  I’m not sure if my vote will be going to the Liberals or the NDP but at least I will cast a vote.  That’s another major problem we have.  Voter apathy is bad in this country.  So many complain and think that nothing will ever change so they don’t vote.  Shame on them.  If you don’t vote then you don’t deserve that privilege nor do you deserve the right to complain.  If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.  Get out and vote…just don’t vote Conservative.

I’M PULLING FOR YOU DEB TALAN

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2014

      Well, I did it.  I broke my rule about social media and visited one of  Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!those websites that I revile. If you know anything about me, and I hope you do after reading my blahgs, then you will know that I prefer anti-social media.  That means I’m on nothing other than my blahg.  My daughter Abbie is the same way and we constantly joke about “Twitter is for twits” and “if you want to find me, I’m in the phone book…not on Facebook.”  I know someone else has probably made those jokes before but I’m sure I originated them.  Moving on, I visited Facebook. 

The Weepies, Deb & Steve

The Weepies, Deb & Steve

     Before you start condemning me or lauding me, depending on your social media viewpoint, let me explain.  You should know from past blahgs that I’m a fan of The Weepies and the work of that musical group and their husband and wife team Steve Tannen & Deb Talan.   I’ve posted a few songs here and how moved I am by Deb Talan’s voice.  “Be My Thrill” was their last album back in 2010 and I try to check and see if there is anything new from them.  I constantly check out www.theweepies.com for information but there hasn’t been any news updates for them in a while.  So, last week I decided to search the internet for news related to The Weepies or Steve or Deb.  Boy did I get a shock.  I found a news story that stated that, back in December, Deb Talan had announced she had been diagnosed with stage 2 Breast Cancer.  Insert shock or mouth wide open picture or very sad face.

     From past blahgs, other than those that mention Deb or The Weepies, you will know that I lost my friend Roni Summer Wickens last year to breast cancer and learned that an old acquaintance, Sherry Cornwall, also lost her fight to a rare form of cancer.  I didn’t want to post too late here my admiration of Deb Talan and begin offering up my hopes and prayers that she’ll beat her cancer.  The news article that I read about Deb’s announcement also linked to The Weepies Facebook page.  There, I learned more about Deb’s brave struggle and saw some updated photos of her going through her chemotherapy.  On the Facebook page there was also a mailing address where you could “send Deb a love note or care package or a few words of encouragement via snail mail.”  I’m quoting that last part from their Facebook page.  Of course, I wanted to send Deb a letter.  I wanted her to know how much her music means to me but more importantly that I’m pulling for her.  Here’s the text of the letter I wrote: 

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

 Dear Deb,

 I hope this letter finds you in good spirits and better health.  It was with great shock last night that I read online that you were undergoing chemotherapy for stage 2 breast cancer.  I frequently check out www.theweepies.com looking for news of The Weepies but had not read any updates on there recently.  Yesterday, I decided to google any news of you or Steve and I found an article dated before Christmas about your cancer diagnosis.  I do not participate in social media sites like Face Book so I did not know there had been postings there about your diagnosis and your ongoing struggles with chemotherapy.  I broke my rule about visiting Face Book and read some of the postings and viewed some of the pictures.  My hopes are that you will persevere and you will beat your cancer.  I did not sleep well last night thinking about you and Steve and what you must be going through; you especially.  So, that’s why I’ve decided to write you this letter.

I am sure you have received letters from other fans and well-wishers but for me, this is a first.  I’ll be 52 this year and I live in Demorestville, Ontario, Canada…about two and half hours east of Toronto.  If you ask anyone, they will tell you I have very eclectic tastes in music.  I don’t listen to the radio much because it’s all top 40 around here from artists who might have some talent but their music is over-produced and their songs have no meaning.  On my Ipod I have a strange range of music from Frank Sinatra, Mel Torme, Judy Garland, Blossom Dearie, some Dixieland bands and the odd rock tune from John Mellencamp or Billy Joel and of course every Weepies song I could find.  I grew up on Billy Joel and when he stopped recording that was the time I stopped listening to conventional radio.  Luckily, Billy Joel performed in Toronto last month and I took my three children to see him.  I had not seen him perform in more than 20 years.  Let me tell you, I’d drive twice that far to go see The Weepies and I hope that will happen someday.

So how did a guy like me, with such varied tastes, become a fan of The Weepies?  It started with Stargate.  You are no doubt aware of the movie that spawned three great television series.  I particularly enjoyed Stargate Universe and during one episode, heard you on the soundtrack performing “Comfort.”  I enjoyed the song so much that I just had to research you more.  Thus my fascination with The Weepies began.  No local stores around here carry your CDs so I’ve either had to order them online or download from Itunes.  I began gathering all of your music and the music of The Weepies that I can find.  I even enjoy listening to “Gravity” and “Navigation” from PBS Kids when they randomly get played on my Ipod.  Sometimes it amazes me when one of your songs is played on television or in public.  I frequent a thrift store called “Value Village” in Belleville (25 minutes from my home) and they have piped in music.  One day, I was surprised to hear “I Was Made For Sunny Days” coming over the store’s speakers.  I remember saying, “Hey it’s The Weepies” out loud and getting looks from other shoppers.  The looks and stares continued when I began to sing along with the song.  Recently, I heard “Big Strong Girl” played at the end of a “Psych” television episode and I said aloud, again, “Hey, that’s Deb Talan.”  I like those moments.  I sang along during that song, too.

What is it about your songs that I enjoy?  First, you can understand the lyrics and the lyrics have meaning and connection.  I guess it’s not that easy to describe but I’d rather listen to your songs than anything else played on the radio.  I don’t want dance tunes or fluff but something that touches me or makes me want to sing along out loud and get stares.  I keep a personal blog on my website www.falseducks.com and a few times I’ve posted about your music or linked to a video on YouTube of some of your performances.  I’ve particularly enjoyed the slowed down ballad version of “Be My Thrill” that you’ve performed in concert.  I have too many favorites to mention and I always find a particular song to suit my mood.  Right now, I’m listening to “Same Changes” and next up it’ll be “Painting By Chagall.”  Steve’s well represented as well, as I enjoy his vocals on “Dating A Porn Star” “Love Doesn’t Last Too Long”, and “Living in Twilight.”  The “Be My Thrill” album was brilliant and I can’t wait to hear what comes next.

I just wanted to let you know how much your music means to me.  I don’t know how many 50+ year old fans you have but believe me, you’ve got one here.  I’m pulling for you Deb.  I wish nothing but the best for you and Steve and your children.  I know you’ll be back and my hope is that you’ll get up here to Canada.  And if you do, you’re welcome to come out to my house in Demorestville.  It’s rural and we have a great spot and the above ground pool will be open in a couple of months.

That phrase “The Music of Your Life” is so true, your music is the music of my life.  You’re going to get through this and the music will keep on coming.  I’m ready for it.

A Huge Fan,

Scott Henderson

     I know I could probably have written a better letter but it says what I want it to say.  I’m pulling for you Deb Talan.  I really mean that.  We lose so much in this world and it would be tragic to lose such a wonderful voice.  I might have been a little forward in writing the letter because I really don’t know anything about Deb or Steve or The Weepies but it doesn’t make my admiration any less genuine.  In fact, Deb sings a wonderful song called, appropriately, “Nobody Knows Me At All.”  Give it a listen: 


The lyrics are so true.  Nobody knows me at all.  If it wasn’t for this blahg, nobody would know about my musical tastes.  I’m not ever sure how well I really know my musical tastes.  This morning, I was reminded so much of what I wrote in that letter to Deb about understanding the lyrics and the lyrics having meaning and connection.  

Fred Eaglesmith's Drive-In Movie CDI have my Ipod on shuffle when I’m shaving and this morning a song by Fred Eaglesmith came into the rotation.  The song was “Crashin’ & Burnin’ ” from his ‘Drive-In Movie’ CD.  I highly recommend it because all of the songs are great and there’s a train theme running through many of the songs.  Sorry about that running through pun.  I know it was a bad pun but listen to the song, it’s very good: 


That’s what I mean about songs having meaning.  I still remember when I first heard Fred Eaglesmith.  I used to listen to a radio comedy show on CBC radio (that’s the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) called “Madly Off In All Directions”.  It’s usually a remote concert from some Canadian location hosted by Lorne Elliot.  On this particular show, they had Fred Eaglesmith as one of the artists and he sang a very funny song called “How’s Ernie?”  It’s a funny song about a guy reminiscing about his old girlfriend and the fact that he misses her father more than her.  That started me on listening to Fred’s music.  I’ve seen Fred Eaglesmith in concert a couple of times and the last time, at The Regent, in Picton, he performed “How’s Ernie?…much to my delight. 

I like music that has lyrics that I can remember or sing out loud.  If I had to think back to when it really all started then I’d have to say it began with my brother and Harry Chapin.  Harry Chapin's Greatest Stories LiveMy brother Tim had the Harry Chapin record, “Greatest Stories Live” and he played that record all the time until I was almost mad.  I had to trade him for that record to get him to stop playing it.  Fortunately, for me, the record began to grow on me and I eventually purchased every Chapin record I could find.  Chapin’s songs were essentially stories set to music and you could understand the lyrics.  As I’ve grown older, most of his songs take on more meaning for me.  Here’s a particularly endearing song that reminds me so much of my daughters.  It’s Harry Chapin’s “Tangled Up Puppet.” 

 

     There aren’t that many artists who can write great songs like that or even sing a song that will move you.  Harry Chapin and Fred Eaglesmith are among my favorites in that category but now I add Deb Talan to that list.  We lost Harry Chapin far too early and we just can’t lose Deb Talan.  Her talent and her voice is so rare these days that we should all be pulling for Deb.  Recently, as I mentioned in my letter to Deb, I heard her song “Big Strong Girl” played at the end of a ‘Psych’ television episode.  It was so moving and I want to close with that song. 


Deb Talan, you’re a big strong girl, you can get through this.  We need you to get through this.  I need you to get through this.  I’m pulling for you Deb Talan.

THAT WAS THE MONTH THAT WAS…OR MORE

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014

     Okay, it’s the last day of March and I’m starting to write this new blahg.How this month has aged me!  You would not believe what a month, or rather two months since the last blahg, I have had.  It’s been rough and busy as opposed to the old rough and ready cartoon.  You wouldn’t believe what has happened but I’m going to write this blahg with some faith that you will accept what I am telling you as fact.  It won’t be pretty…much like the photo to the right showing how much I have aged over this last month…or more. 

     This blahg was going to be singularly about my mother.  I’ve written here before about her health and the struggles I have had to make sure she has had proper care.  The biggest struggles have been first to get her to take some responsibility for her own care and medication and second to have all my siblings on board about her care and medication.  That last effort has not been easy because I’m the one who had been taking care of business the most and complaining about the lack of effort on my siblings’ part(s).  To be fair, two of my brothers live out of town; with one of them living in the USA.  If you had forgotten, I live in Canada.  To make a long story short, back in February we all met, except the brother living state-side, to talk about my mother.  It was a Tuesday evening, which is significant, and we managed to come up with a plan to take some more stress off of me and to make sure the others knew exactly what should be done regarding my mother and father.  I walked away from that meeting feeling hopeful that things would change.  Little did I know that three days later, the ceiling would fall in…or the ice would drop.  Read on for an explanation. 

     What should be clearly understood is that my parents live in a two story house that is heated by oil.  I have, or maybe have not, mentioned that my friend Bryan lives with my parents and really was my eyes and ears in that house.  The key word in that last sentence is “was“.  Three days after the Henderson children met to discuss our mother, something unimaginable happened.  There had been a slight warming in the weather and all of the snow and ice that was on the roof began to melt.  I wish I had taken pictures of the roof before all of this happened because you wouldn’t have believed the size and thickness of the ice and icicles.  So, there was a thaw and you can guess what happened next. 

     My mother called me later that day, around 6:30, to say that they had no heat in their house.  I called my brother Todd to go by the house because I’m thirty minutes away and he’s closer.  He called me later to say that the oil tank was empty.  I thought that was odd because the tank had been filled earlier that week.  I called the oil company who delivered the oil to see if the tank really had been filled.  Needless to say, I got into an argument with the manager of the company who tried to tell me someone must have stolen the oil from the tank.  It was not a pleasant conversation because we basically called each other liars.  Shortly after that conversation, Todd called me back to say that he had discovered that a large chunk of ice from the roof had fallen and landed on the oil filter and had severed the filter and line from the tank.  Over 800 liters of oil had spilled into the ground. I wish I had known that before I had called the oil company.

     The next few days were a flurry of phone calls and meetings.  I had to meet with two different insurance adjusters, engineers, a safety and standards agent, as well as numerous emails and texts to my siblings regarding what had happened.  My mother was immediately relocated to my brother Dan’s house while Dad and Bryan stayed in the house.  It was so cold that Dad eventually went to stay with my sister and Bryan came to stay with me.  In fact, Bryan stayed with me until this past Sunday (more than a month) until he eventually moved in with his niece.  There was a short period of 4 days while my mother also stayed with me while Dan was having surgery on his foot.  

     During that short time that my mother was here, I managed to track down a house rental in Belleville and worked with Dan and my sister Wanda to arrange to have furniture moved in to that house.  Eventually my parents were reunited in this house and everything has gone well there.  I was still dealing with an insurance adjuster who took almost the full month to get some compensation for my parents.  Their insurance policy will cover the cost of their current location but getting the cheque for the expenses took some doing.  Eventually the engineers came back and said my parents’ old house would have to be torn down because oil had seeped under the foundation and the garage and there was no way to remove it without demolishing those structures.  Mom was in a bit of a panic over it but hey, they’ll get a new house built after the soil is removed and remediated.  It will probably be a year before everything is all done and the new house built. The cost of the remediation has been estimated to be around one million dollars.  Who knew?

     So, the past month has been busy with all kinds of meetings and salvaging belongings from the old home.  Eventually it was determined that all furniture and mattresses would have to be replaced because oil fumes cannot be cleaned from these items.  Also, their refrigerator and freezer were written off because the oil fumes get into the coils and can be released again when these items are relocated to a new house.  I’m still working on itemizing all of these things so we can get proper compensation.  We’re also dealing with a panicked neighbor because the oil has also migrated to her yard.  I’ve been assured by the insurance company that the cost of remediation to her yard will be covered by my parents’ policy.  I’d cross my fingers but then it would be hard to type. 

     Well, that’s been my life.  Add to it that I suffered a serious computer hard-drive failure and had to work hard with several programs and a new hard-drive to restore my computer.  I’ve always preached the importance of backing up data but I had been behind in my back ups.  That won’t happen again.  I think I was running on fumes myself up until this week but I managed to get through it all.  Now you know why there hasn’t been a blahg for a while. 

     My parents’ old house has finally been emptied by some helpful contractors paid for by the insurance company.  Last week, I went through the house and took some video.  It’s sad to see what’s left but I’m going to post that video here. 

     You will probably notice that this blahg is not filled with images and music like my previous blahgs.  I had intended to just do a blahg about my mother’s health and include a great song by Deb Talan.  I think I will still include that song but it probably won’t have the same meaning with most of this blahg being primarily about what happened to the house.  The songs is called “My Mother Now” and is taken from a CD entitled “Deb Talan Live at Finney Chapel, May 3, 2003.”  I think it’s a great song and certainly sums up what we should all feel about our mothers.

AYE AYE ITUNES, THIS CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

      Well, it’s been a month since my last blahg and we’re on our way Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!in 2014. It’s been a long cold month since Christmas here in Canada with lots of snow and ice and today I have a frozen water pipe that I’m trying to deal with.  I have hot water but the cold water is not running.  The hot water is probably the reserve in the hot water tank and I have to use that sparingly or that will run out too.  Have you ever tried taking a shower with just hot water?  I’m talking scalding hot water so you do your business very quickly.  Still, that’s better than the ice cold shower I had last month when my hot water pipe froze.

      Despite what you might think, this blahg is not about water hot or cold.  Today, the topic is back to good music and an experience that drives home the message “the customer is always right.”  I should really qualify that because sometimes the customer is not always right.  I used to work customer support for Road Runner high-speed internet and then for Hewlett Packard printers.  I would occasionally get angry calls from customers who were furious with our product(s) and were sure a law suit was in order.  Usually they were wrong and it was something that they were doing wrong.  Other times they were right and the product had failed and I would give my apologies, listen to them rant, and then send a replacement or set it up for a house call if needed.  So, in some cases, the customer is always right but when it’s me, and you know this from my experience with Toshiba, I’m always right.  My wife might tell you otherwise but she’s not writing this blahg (Honey, if you’re reading this blahg, I apologize for everything).  

     The current story started about two weeks ago when I found a couple of vinyl treasures at a local thrift store.  I’ve talked about my tastes in music and the fact that I still collect records because there are things on LP that you can’t find on CD or other formats.  The two records I found were “The Dixie Rebels Volume 2” & “Marge Dodson – In The Still of The Night.”  I only paid two dollars each for these great records and they were in very nice shape.  I’ll talk about “The Dixie Rebels” first and will leave “Marge Dodson” for the latter part of this blahg. 

     In my previous blahg, ZOEY, FRANK, JUNE & ALL THAT JAZZ, I talked about enjoying Dixieland Jazz and wrote about “The Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band”, “Borgy’s Banjo Reunion“, and “Salt City Five/Six“.  The Dixie Rebels Volume 2 Front CoverSo, I’m always on the look out for new Dixieland Jazz albums that I might enjoy.  I was quite surprised and pleased to find “The Dixie Rebels Volume 2” because it was a band I did not know.  Even reading the notes on the inside of the jacket, being a gate-fold cover, and the notes on the back, the band was still a mystery. 

     There are some clues to this mystery band contained in the liner notes but I didn’t understand them until I researched the band online.  Dixie Rebels Volume 2 back coverThe leader of this band presents himself as “Big Jeb Dooley” and in the liner notes it states “Big Jeb Dooley has included in this collection ‘Creole Rag’.  This delightful tune was written by the great Dixieland trumpeter, Pee Wee Erwin…Big Jeb, whose admiration for Erwin extends beyond mere professional appreciation.”  In fact, Pee Wee Erwin is Big Jeb Dooley.  I understand he was under contract to another label and had to use this alias to appear with the Dixie Rebels.  Here’s a couple of samples.  First up is “Creole Rag” that Pee Wee Erwin composed with Bobby Efros:


Here’s their version of that old chestnut “Back Home Again In Indiana”:


I really like the sound of this band.  The composition of trumpet, trombone, clarinet, drums, piano, and bass is exactly the same composition that “The Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band” used as well.  The difference here is that The Dixie Rebels came out with their music in the late 50s early 60s and The Bridge City Dixieland Jazz band were performing around 1967.  

The Dixe Rebels Strike Back Cover 1 The record that I purchased of The Dixie Rebels was Volume 2 and I started to look around to find out what I could about their first record.  The Dixie Rebels Strike Back Cover 2It was also on the Command Records label and was entitled “The Dixie Rebels Strike Back.”  It apparently had two different covers but I suspect the image on the right is a reissue.  I’m not entirely sure about that but you can click on each of the covers for a larger view. 

     I don’t have their first LP but I was surprised to learn that it was available for purchase on Itunes.  In fact, there were two versions available for purchase with one being $7.99 and the other being $5.99.  Being frugal, I opted for the $5.99 version and purchased and downloaded the tracks.  Now, here’s where my story and issue with Itunes really begins. This is how Itunes (store) lists the tracks:

1       When the Saints Go Marching In

2       Basin Street Blues

3       St. James Infirmary

4       That’s A-Plenty

5       Dixieland Band

6       Clarinet Marmalade

7       Tin Roof Blues

8       Royal Garden Blues

9       Hindustan

10      Panama

11      Fidgety Feet

12      South Rampart Street Parade

 

In fact, when you play them, the order of the songs is actually:

1       Hindustan

2       St. James Infirmary

3       Basin Street Blues

4       Royal Garden Blues

5       Panama

6       South Rampart Street Parade

7       Fidgety Feet

8       That’s A-Plenty

9       When The Saints Go Marching In

10      Dixieland Band

11      Tin Roof Blues

12      Clarinet Marmalade

 

      To say that I was a little unhappy with my purchase is putting it mildly.  I had to rename all of the files and edit all of the track tags.  I felt that this wasn’t something I should have to do when I paid money for these songs to be right in the first place.  I quickly emailed Itunes and told them I believed a refund was in order because I had to do all that work on what was clearly their error.  Here’s the response I received: 

Hello Scott,

Thank you for contacting iTunes/Mac App Store Support. My name is Ady, your iTunes Store Advisor today.

I understand that your recently purchased album is mislabeled and you would like to get your money refunded. I’m sorry to hear for what happened. I fully understand how you feel about this situation and I appreciate the chance to assist you.

Scott, I have submitted this item for investigation. Apple takes the quality of the items offered on the iTunes Store seriously and will investigate the issue with this item, but I can’t say when or if the issue will be resolved. Please try again in a few weeks.

That being said, we will look into the possibility of refunding the charge. Unfortunately, the order containing this item is currently processing. Your request is flagged for follow-up, and I will contact you once I have more information about your order. Please note that processing can take up to five business days from the date of purchase. Thank you for your patience in this matter.

In the meantime, if you have any other questions or concerns, please respond directly to this email and I will be happy to help you in the best the way possible.

     I wasn’t going to hold my breath that I would get a refund but I was pretty sure I was in the right and making the request for a refund was appropriate.  I mentioned this to my son, Noah,  but he thought I was making a big deal out of nothing but my eldest daughter, Emily, thought I was right to expect that the songs would be in the correct order.  Four days after my first email response from Itunes, I received a quick resolution: 

Hi Scott,

I hope all is well for you today. This is Ady again with iTunes Store Support. I appreciate your patience in waiting to hear from me.

I’m pleased to inform you that I have reversed the charge for “Strike Back With True Dixieland Sound”. Within 10 business days, a credit of 5.99 CAD should be posted to the credit card that appears on the receipt for that purchase.
 
I trust that you’ll be able to view your refund within the following days, Scott. Please take note that it can take up to ten business days for a refund to process (this does not include weekends).

Note: If you haven’t receive the refund after the said timeframe, please contact your bank regarding on when it will be posted as refund posting also varies per financial institution.

If you have any other questions or concerns, please respond directly to this email and I will be happy to help you in the best the way possible.

     I was happy to receive the refund and to hear back from the same agent, “Ady”, who had responded to my initial email.  That’s good service and both Ady and Apple should be commended for their customer service.  They have yet to update these tracks correctly in the Itunes stores on the $5.99 version but if you want to pay for the $7.99 version, the audio preview of these tracks suggests they are in the correct order on that more expensive option.  Maybe I should have previewed all of the tracks first on the $5.99 version and I would have found them out of order and mislabeled and would have saved myself some extra work.  I just thought that what was advertised would be correct.  The very first song is “When The Saints Go Marching In” but when I played it, after payment and download, it was “Hindustan.”  Give a listen to their version of “When The Saints Go Marching In” after I correctly renamed the file: 

Below is another great version of the song but sung by Fred Flintstone.

     I won’t continue to ramble on about this.  Itunes handled the case to my satisfaction and this customer can maintain he was correct.  Here’s another great track from The Dixie Rebels Strike back.  This time it’s “Clarinet Marmalade”: 


Now, onto Marge Dodson.  Marge Dodson - In The Still of The Night Front CoverI have to be honest but I had never heard of Marge Dodson before picking up this record.  She has a great sound and gives out with some great standards.  Marge Dodson, In The Still of the Night - Back CoverThat’s the thing about finding a new artist or one you never heard before.  Sometimes you get lucky and the album is full of little treats and you get to sample something completely different and this case, beautiful sounding.  Click on the images for front and back cover to read a little bit more.  While you’re reading, give a listen “These Foolish Things” from this great LP: 


Marge Dodson put out three records altogether from what I have learned.  

Marge Dodson - New Voice In TownHer second album “New Voice In Town” has been issued on a double CD with “In The Still Of The Night”.  Marge Dodson - A Lovely Way To LiveHer last album was entitled “A Lovely Way To Live” but I think it was only issued on LP and has yet to see a CD release.  I am going to try and track down these two records because she has a marvelous voice and does a great selection of standards.  Here’s a sample from her second LP, “New Voice in Town”.  This time it’s “This Can’t Be Love”:


There are two other vinyl releases of Marge Dodson that I have discovered and need to track down.  

Marge Dodson 45rpmThe first is a single 45rpm record of “Somehow It Got To Be Tomorrow (Today)” backed with “Feeling Good”.  The second is another 45 of “Be My Baby” backed with “The World Is A Toy Shop”.  Marge Dodson 45 #2These might be a little harder to find but if I do, you’ll know I’ll post them here in an update.  One last note, all three of Marge Dodson’s records are available as downloads through Itunes.  Of course, preview if you must and buyer beware!


Update: 

I found one of the missing tracks on YouTube:

“Somehow It Got To Be Tomorrow (Today)”

A 2013 CHRISTMAS MISH MASH EXPERIENCE

Sunday, December 22nd, 2013

      Wow, it’s almost Christmas and I’m going to try to sneak in this blahg.Santa Scott It’s been a long five weeks since my last post. Today is not going to be a new full blahg.  I’ve been really busy this past couple of months and I’ve been trying to spend as much time with my family as I can.  I’ve also started to write fiction again and I’ll share some of that a little later on in this blahg.  Right now, I have 30 minutes before I have to be out the door to a meeting so I’m going to try and get a good start on all of this. 

     First, let me show you my Christmas yard display for this year.  I’ve taken several night photos of the display from right to left or left to right (depending on how you look at it) as well as photos of the front and side of my house.  We have lots of snow right now so they look very nice. 

      Now, before I move on to other things, I want to share a quick update on my cat Frank and a very cute photo of Frank & Zoey.  I mentioned in a previous blahg that Frank had been sick with a blood parasite and his blood counts were very low and he had lost weight.  Frank & ZoeyA subsequent visit showed that he was responding to his medicine and his levels were getting better and he had gained weight again.  Last week, however, Frank began to be very listless and we were worried about his health again.  It turned out he was fine and just needed another dose of his medicine that had run out.  Our kitten Zoey must have sensed that as she curled up with Frank on this cat couch a friend had given us.  It’s a very cute picture and could easily be the front of a Christmas card.  Click the picture (or any of the pictures in this blahg) to view a bigger picture.

      This blahg is not going to be very lengthy but will have lots of photos, a couple of videos, and some music.  First, it’s a prime viewing time for Christmas movies and specials and I had originally thought of doing a blahg about my favorite Christmas cartoons but then the videos I tried to upload to Youtube were too long or too large or something technical.  I did find some links to my two favorites so I’m going to post those below. 

     First up is, “The Wish That Changed Christmas” from 1991.  It’s based on a book I used to read to my daughter, Abbie, called “The Story of Holly & Ivy” by Rumer Godden.  It tells the story of a little orphan girl named Ivy that wants a grandmother for Christmas and how a beautiful Christmas doll named Holly helps her wish come true.  Check it out below:

     Next up is, “The Bear Who Slept Through Christmas” from 1973. I know there is a book of this by John Barrett but I’m not sure if the book or the cartoon came first.  It features the voices of Tommy Smothers, Barabara Feldon, and Arte Johnson.  It’s the story of a real bear who wants to find out what this thing called Christmas is and he sets out to find it.  It’s a great story.  Hopefully the link below is still active because it’s not easy to find.


     I also like to listen to a wide variety of Christmas songs by a variety of different artists.  I thought I would share a couple of songs you probably never heard before.  The first is “Dasher with the light upon his tail.”  This is by Kitty Wells and I heard it years ago on a Campbellford, Ontario radio station and have never heard it since.  If you thought Rudolph was the only reindeer immortalized in song then you’d be wrong.  Give it a listen: 

     Now get ready to Boogie with Pattie Page.  I originally had the song “Boogie Woogie Santa Claus” on an old 78rpm record but have since downloaded a digital copy.  It sounds better and it’s a fun song that I like to hear every year. 

     This is the end of my video and audio offerings but not the end of my written output for you in this Christmas 2013 blahg.  I thought I would close with the first ever publication of my new Christmas short story.  I haven’t written a piece of fiction in over six years and I had this idea bouncing around in my head and I thought it would be a great short story.  Not much of a ‘short’ story though because it runs more than 24 pages in Microsoft Word and more than 11,000 words.  Still, I’m fairly happy with it and want to share it here for the first time.  Hopefully it won’t max out this blahg and will be readable here.  Hopefully you find some enjoyment in it and that your Holiday season in 2013 and 2014 is enjoyable.  A couple of years ago, I closed my year end blahg with a quote from Frank Sinatra and it’s still just as relevant.  After wishing everyone health and hugging and kissing, Sinatra would always close with “In the next year may we find peace in the world and peace among ourselves.” 

THE FLASH MOB CHRISTMAS EXPERIENCE

by Scott Henderson

            It started with a chord.  No, that’s not exactly right.  It actually started with a boy named Chord and even that isn’t entirely correct.  This particular boy wasn’t even a boy and he didn’t spell his name CHORD.  This boy was really a teenager aged 17 and he spelled his name CORD.  Of course that wasn’t how it was spelled on any official document but he preferred it that way.

            Now if you look up the meaning of the name Cord, which was the way he preferred to spell it, you will get a pretty good description of this teenaged Cord.  People with this name have a deep inner desire for a stable, loving family or community, and a need to work with others and to be appreciated.  People with this name tend to be a powerful force to all whose lives they touch. They are capable, charismatic leaders who often undertake large endeavors with great success.  All this was true of the teenaged Cord who started it all.

            Saying that it started with Cord, still is not entirely accurate.  There were others involved.  There was also his sister Melody.  Melody was 13 and had just started at the same high-school as Cord.  Most often she was known as Cord’s sister.  It was tough living in his shadow.  She hadn’t found out really who she was supposed to be.  She knew she was more than just Cord’s sister and given the chance, and the knowledge of what she really wanted to do with herself, she would show everyone she was her own person.        If you can a see a theme in Cord and Melody’s names here then you have to include their parents.  It probably really started with them.  Mom was a music teacher and the biggest influence for the naming of the children.  She also instilled a sense of the value of music.  She played piano beautifully and gave piano lessons.  Unfortunately, neither of her children played the piano.  That was their mother’s scene and Cord preferred the guitar and Melody took up the flute.  Mom always played the piano at home, when she wasn’t giving lessons, and her tastes varied from the classics she taught to some of the more contemporary songs.  Unfortunately Mom’s contemporary songs seemed to stop somewhere in late 1980s.

            Dad should not be left out of all of this.  He was musically inclined as well.  He played the trumpet.  In College he even started a Dixieland jazz band called The Pick-Up Six.  The name of the band was a parody on the old pick-up sticks game and a pick-up band.  The definition of a pick-up band is one that is hired to play for a limited time period—ranging from a single concert or recording to several weeks of shows—before disbanding.  That was pretty much The Pick-Up Six.  Besides Dad on the trumpet, there was a trombone, a clarinet, drums, a piano, and a string bass.  Those last three instruments made it much harder for the band to be a pick-up band because the drums, the piano, and the string bass were not easily portable.  The name of the band also took on another significance because one of the band members had access to a pick-up truck.  Their engagements were limited to venues with a piano and their transportation limited to that old truck with three members piled in the front cab and the remaining three piled in the back with the instruments.  The Pick-Up Six played a few shows around the college and in neighbouring towns and after a few months, like the pick-up band definition, they disbanded.  The break-up was more to the loss of the pick-up track when it became no longer road worthy.  Still, you could hear dad, on the odd night, in the garage, playing a trumpet solo on “The Saints Go Marching In” or “Down by the Riverside”.  Glory days gone but not the music.

            Getting back to Cord, with whom this mostly all started, he was an involved teenager.   Again, definitions can be a good thing because an involved person is a complicated person or a person who belong and is connected by participation or association.  That last definition was Cord.

            Cord belonged.  That’s the short description you could give to Cord.  He belonged.  He belonged to everyone.  Everyone liked Cord.  He also belonged to various school groups.  He was in the drama club.  He was in the school band.  He participated in the school plays and musicals and was part of the theater group at the school that oversaw production, lighting, sound, and just about anything that went on in front or behind the curtain.  Cord belonged.

            If it happened at school, Cord was part of it.  He was also plugged in.  He communicated through social media websites like Facebook and Twitter.  He sent texts to friends.  That was just a small part of his life.  These were just platforms for him to let others know what was happening or what he was thinking.  He never used these mediums to attack or insult anyone.  That wasn’t Cord.  He only talked about what was important and he didn’t rant or ramble.  Often he was a man of few words and more often a man of his word.  If Cord said something, most often, others listened.

            It started with Cord…and Christmas.

            Cord came into the house Saturday afternoon, flopped down on the couch, and grunted.  His only other act was to have kicked off his shoes inside the back door.  He didn’t both to take off his coat and his hood was pulled up to hide his face…and his disgust.

            “I’ll bite,” said his mother, coming in from the dining room which also housed the piano where she gave lessons, “what’s up?”

            Cord just spread out on the couch with his face buried in a cushion and grunted again.

            “Is that so?” Mom said.  It really wasn’t a question.  “Can you provide a few more details or am I to guess everything from that great little clue?”

            Cord lifted his head slightly, whipped back his hood, and glared.

            “Well that helps narrow it down,” Mom said.  “Either it’s the end of the world or you ate something that didn’t agree with you.  Seeing as you just came from the Mall, it could have been that cardboard pizza they serve at Pizza Joe’s.  You know, I don’t even know why they call it Pizza Joe’s.  You don’t really associate Pizza with such a domestic name like Joe.  Besides, I don’t’ even think there is a Joe.  I’ve never seen anyone but teenaged girls working there.”  Cord could never be accused of rambling but the same couldn’t be said of Mom.

            “Yeah, it was the pizza and the whole stinking Mall and the whole wide world.”  Cord was being his man of few words.

            “I thought we’d bring the world into this,” Mom replied.  “If it’s not the end of the world then what has the world done now?

            “And it’s Christmas, too,” Cord went on without answering Mom’s question.

            “Oh, and now it’s Christmas’s fault as well,” retorted Mom.  “I don’t suppose you had any part to play in this?”

            “Me?” Cord snapped.  He sat up and started to struggle out of his coat.  “Of course it’s about me.  Isn’t it always about me?”

            “Yes, but…”, Mom began before being quickly interrupted.

            “It’s about me because I make it about me. What’s wrong with that?  I’m not asking for much, maybe a simple ‘hello’ or ‘how are you’ or a nod even.  Merry Christmas?  Now, that’s out of the question.”  Cord broke his rule of few words.  It was obvious he was worked up about something,

            Mom didn’t even try to inquire further.  She knew that once Cord got going, which wasn’t often, he’d eventually tell all.

            “Here it is the beginning of December,” Cord continued, “and that Mall and the people in it haven’t got any Christmas spirit.  Sure there are all the decorations and they’ve got Santa there for the little kids but what about the rest of us?”

            “What about the rest of us?” Mom asked.  “You and I are a little big for Santa’s lap.”

            “I know that,” Cord snapped back.  “It’s the commercialism of everything.  Every store has a sale and that’s all they really want you at the Mall for anyway.  Buy this.  Shop there.  Where’s the Christmas experience?”

            “What experience are you expecting?  Do you want a live Nativity?  There’s only so much you can do in that Mall and I don’t think they’ll allow some sheep and a donkey into the Food Court.  And where would you get a camel?”  Mom didn’t realize she wasn’t helping much.

            “Anything would be something!  I just don’t want to be another shopper or someone sipping their high price specialty coffees and comparing their purchases.  There’s not even piped in music!”  Cord flopped back down on the couch again and buried his head in the nearest cushion.

            “Oh”, Mom replied with a start.  “That reminds me, I’m giving a lesson in 15 minutes so I better get ready.  Maybe I’ll work a few Christmas carols into the lesson.  Do you want to stick around and join us on your guitar?  We could all sing along.  It might lift your spirits.”

            Cord lifted his head again.  “No thanks, that’s the last thing I need.  Singing Christmas songs with my Mom and one of her students isn’t my idea of…”  Cord trailed off and jumped quickly to his feet.  Grabbing up his coat, Cord rummaged through the pockets until he found his phone.

            “Singing Christmas songs with my Mom and one of her students isn’t my idea of a good time, I was about to say,” Cord continued, “but it’s a good idea.  Well, maybe half a good idea.”

            Cord grinned back at his mother and his thumbs began flying over his phone.  And that’s how it all started with Cord.

            It all started with a text to Cord’s friend Leo.  From there it went out to his friend Flora and then to other friends.  Soon the message was repeated in other texts and in Tweets and on Facebook.  By Monday morning at school more students knew about Cord’s idea than he had originally intended.

            More and more people came up to Cord at school and asked for more details.

            By Wednesday, rumors flooded the halls and the cafeteria.  Those who hadn’t received the texts or read it online soon learned by word of mouth.

            By Thursday, every student knew.

            By Friday, everything that could be finalized was finalized.  Truth be told,

there wasn’t much to finalize and you couldn’t plan spontaneity.

            The idea was simple.  They would be at the Mall on Saturday and at one o’clock everyone would sing “We Wish You A Merry Christmas”.  It would be a flash mob and none of the other shoppers would expect it.

            There were only a few simple details to work out.  Cord and Leo would smuggle in their guitars.  Everyone would spread themselves through the Food Court and when Cord and Leo started to strum, then all voices would join in.

            By Saturday, the scene was set.

            The Mall was one of those double decker establishments.  It had stores on both levels and the Food Court was laid out by the escalators on the first floor.  There was a railing on the second level that overlooked the Food Court and Cord hoped the sound would reach up to people passing above.

            There was an arena next to the Mall and there was always some kind of hockey practice on Saturday.  Cord and Leo didn’t play hockey but they managed to borrow a couple of equipment bags off some friends.  In the bags, they stowed their guitars with a hockey stick hooked along the length of both bags through the handles.  No one would look twice at someone with a hockey bag.  Players were always coming over after practice to sit and eat pizza or grab a burger.

            The idea was to make everything look as inconspicuous as possible until Cord and Leo took out their guitars and began to play.  Then everyone would stand up and begin to sing.  Messages had been sent regarding the time and place and that everyone was to rise to their feet and join in when the singing began.

            Cord, Leo, Flora, and Melody all arrived at the Mall around noon and took up separate tables.  Melody needed some encouragement to participate.  When Cord had first told her about the flash mob idea she wanted no part of it.  She was only a Junior at the high-school and preferred to keep her head down and not draw too much attention to herself.  She didn’t have a reputation yet other than being Cord’s sister.  She wanted to be her own person and shine for who she was; once she figured out who that was.  Eventually she warmed to Cord’s big idea but insisted she be allowed to accompany the boys on her flute.  Cord didn’t go for that because he wanted all of the voices that could be gathered.  Everyone was to sing and Cord and Leo would also play along on their guitars.  Both of them had gathered at Leo’s to rehearse a couple of times.  Melody’s protest for the flute was denied and she reluctantly agreed to join the group on Saturday.

            Munching on a slice from Pizza Joe’s, Cord scanned the Food Court.  He recognized some other students but thought there should have been more.  Perhaps they were milling elsewhere in the Mall and would show up shortly before one o’clock.

            The time came.  Cord signaled Leo and the two of them reached into their borrowed equipment bags and pulled out their guitars.  On another signal, Leo, Flora, and Melody rose in union with Cord.

            Shoppers and people just enjoying their lunch turned with a start when the music from the guitars began.  Suddenly there were voices raised in song.

            Cameras and cell phones began snapping pictures or taking video.  Who would have believed it?  Here at the Mall, was an impromptu display of Christmas spirit.  Two guitars and four voices caroling out “We Wish You A Merry Christmas.”

            Yes, only four voices.  For all of the followers and those who received texts or read posts, only the four voices of Cord, Leo, Melody, and Flora rose above everything at the Mall.

            Cord glanced around while he was singing to try and see who else was there.  Across the Food Court was Leo, on his feet, strumming and singing.  At two other separate tables were Flora and Melody standing and singing.  That was it.  There was no one else.  This was hardly a mob.

            When the song was over, there was a smattering of applause.  Cord and Leo put away their guitars and without a word, gathered together with Melody and Flora, who were just as stunned, and all four left the Mall by the nearest exit.

            Cord was disappointed.  He needn’t have been.  His little flash mob was more of a success than he had imagined.

            What Cord hadn’t seen were all of the other students who hadn’t joined in the singing but were there nonetheless.  Some stood just within store entrances or hung back from the Food Court.  Many more were on the second level and leaning over the railing to get a better view.  Cell phones recorded everything and amateur videos were posted online.

            The afternoon news carried a story of the little flash mob scene at the Mall.  Several people had sent videos to the local television station and it quickly became a feel good story sandwiched between the weather and sports highlights.  Cord, Leo, Melody and Flora were not named but close-ups of each of them were spliced together from the various videos.

            “We don’t know who these young people are,” said the anchorperson, “but it’s clear they have the Christmas spirit.”  The story was repeated on the eleven o’clock news and by then, almost everyone knew what had happened at the Mall that day.

            By Monday, there were many apology texts sent to Cord.  The four singers were stopped in the hall and mobbed at the cafeteria.  No one had wanted to embarrass themselves at the Mall but when it became the talk of the town, everyone was sorry they hadn’t been part of it.  Everyone wanted to know when it was going to happen again.  Everyone wanted in.

            Through Cord’s disappointment he hadn’t thought about a repeat performance.  He and Leo were determined to let it lie after the poor turnout.  After the news story and reaction at school, Cord had to give it more thought.  He didn’t dwell on it long.  As much as everyone was getting caught up in the thing, Cord was feeling just a little more pleased with himself.

            During lunch on Tuesday, a large group gathered in the school cafeteria and hung on Cord’s every word.

            “We have to go bigger,” Cord said to the crowd.

            “Go big or go home,” chimed in Leo.

            “No guitars this time.  Everyone will be expecting it.  They’ll be looking for the instruments and anyone carrying any kind of large bag will give it away.”  Cord was thinking this all through out loud.  He wanted everyone to know he was in charge.

            “How about a piano?” someone asked.

            “A piano?” Leo and Cord responded in unison.  “I don’t suppose you’ve got a piano you can conceal in a book bag?”  Cord asked, jokingly.

            “A keyboard, then,” responded the person who had suggested the piano.

            Cord thought about it for a second and then dismissed it.  “You’d still need a big bag or something to hide it.  Besides, we wouldn’t have a power source.”

            “Think small instruments,” Leo offered up.  “They’ve got to be portable.”

            “Like a flute?” Flora asked.

            Cord turned toward Flora.  For half a moment, he thought it had been Melody who had pitched the flute idea.  Being a Junior, however, Melody had a different lunch period.  Cord would have dismissed the flute idea just as he had the piano and keyboard notion but he didn’t have a good reason.  Maybe if Melody had suggested the flute then he might have shot that idea down but she had been a good sport and was one of the original four who had actually participated last Saturday.

            “Maybe we could use a flute but there’s not many of us who can play a flute,” said Cord.  “Hands up, those of you who can play a flute.”

            No other hands went up.  Either the flute players were shy or they weren’t part of this crowd.

            “I’ll talk to Mel about it later.  Any other suggestions?”  Cord looked around the crowd.  It was a good sized group and if most of them showed up next time then it truly would be a flash mob.

            Leo snatched up a piece of pizza from one of the boxes in the middle of the table.  A few of them had tossed some money together and had gone out and brought back pizza from Pizza Jack’s around the corner from the school.  Why was it that all of the pizza joints were named after a mysterious man that no one ever saw?

            “Anyone else want a slice?” Leo asked, waving his about in the air.

            “Yeah, shoot me a triangle,” someone shouted.  It was the same voice who had suggested the piano.

            Cord looked down the table.  “Shoot me a triangle?  Who says shoot me a triangle?  Are you back in primary school or something?”

            “It’s a triangle isn’t it?” shot back the piano man.

            Cord looked at him again but then snapped his fingers and pointed straight at him.  “You may be crazy but I think you just hit on something.”

            Everyone looked at the student at the end of the table and then back at Cord.

            “The triangle, people,” Cord began.  “Who doesn’t remember playing the triangle back in primary school?”

            “I always got stuck with the stupid recorded,” barked Leo.

            Cord ignored his best friend and continued on.  “It doesn’t take skill to play the triangle and it’s easily concealed in a pocket or a small bag.  Besides, it’s just for accompaniment.  It’s about the singing.”

            “Where are we going to get that many triangles?” someone thought to ask.

            “Leave that to me,” replied Cord.  “Just meet back up here tomorrow and I’ll give you more of the plan.  The truth was that Cord had an idea where he was going to get the triangles but not what song they were going to sing.  He had to think on it some more.

            After school, with a plan beginning to form in his head, Cord lay part of the plan on his mother.

            “I need some triangles, Mom, as many as you can lay your hands on,” Cord told her.  “You, know the musical instrument kind?”

            Mom didn’t bat an eye.  Ever since Cord’s flash mob at the Mall, she knew her son was up to something.  Since that last Saturday afternoon, the phone hadn’t stopped ringing and every one of her students who had lessons with her that week couldn’t stop talking about it.  Some had been at the Mall, others had heard from others who had been there, and still others were prompted to a video online or saw the highlights on the news.  Mom was at first surprised by Cord’s initiative but gradually became very proud of her son and daughter and their two brave friends.

            “I’ll pull in some favors from some other teachers at the other schools but I don’t see a problem.”  Mom was on board.  “Have you given any thought to what song you’ll perform next?”

            “Well,” Cord began hesitantly, “that leads me to request number two.  Do you have any thought to what song we should perform next?  Keep in mind, we’re aiming for Saturday and we only have a few days to pull this together and it has to be something easily played on the triangle.”

            “What about the flute?”

            Cord turned to see Melody coming in from the kitchen with a couple of Mom’s recently baked Christmas cookies in her hand.

            “I hear you’re going to talk to me about the flute?”  Melody asked.  “Word gets around brother.”

            “About that,” Cord started, “we’re going with triangles now.”

            “I heard all about that but what about my flute solo?” Melody was obviously going to assert herself on the flute issue.

            “Flute solo?  Who said you were getting a flute solo?”  Cord was going to assert himself, too.  This was, after all, his idea.

            “If the flute’s out, then I’m out,” Melody replied.

            “Listen to you two,” said Mom.  “I thought this was all about the spirit of Christmas and giving a little something to others?”  Mothers always went to that handy excuse of giving to others.  Still, the meaning wasn’t lost on her children.

            “Okay, you can have a flute solo,” conceded Cord, “but we need a song for you to solo on.”

            “How about ‘Hark, the Herald Angels Sing’?” Mom asked.  “That’s one of my favorites.

            “Mother!” both Cord and Melody responded.  They could both agree on some things when they tried.

            “I like ‘Do You Hear What I Hear’,” Melody suggested.  “I think there’d be a great spot in there for a solo.”

            “That’s easy enough to sing and you could ring in on the triangle twice after every line,” Mom chimed in.

            Cord liked the idea but he didn’t want to let on too quickly.

            “I’ll think on it.”  And he did.

            By the next morning, Cord had thought long and hard on Melody’s idea.  Of course, he had to give it his own spin and add some further complicated parts to it.  On the way to school, he had filled Melody in on his twist on her idea.  Melody liked it and added a few suggestions.  By the time they had reached the school, they had the idea all fleshed out.  Now they just needed to work out the logistics.

            “We’ll need a harness,” Cord explained to the group gathered again in the Cafeteria.

            This did not come as a surprise to the group because it figured into Cord’s plan.  He had told them about the song choice and the flute solo and how they would work in the triangles.  He also explained how it was his idea to do a mash-up of both ‘Do You Hear What I Hear’ and ‘Hark, the Herald Angels Sing.’  He conveniently forgot to give Mom and Melody credit for their song suggestions.  The change over to the second song would be accomplished by having Melody lowered from the second level of the Mall by a cable suspended over the railing.  She would then be lowered to the Food Court while she played her flute solo and the group below would switch over to ‘Hark, the Herald Angels Sing.’

            The whole idea was met with enthusiasm.

            .  “We have a harness in the stage equipment from the time the school put on that production of Peter Pan,” someone from the Stage Crew piped in.  “How much cable do you think we’ll need?”

            “It’s probably twenty feet from that railing to the floor of the Food Court,” Leo explained.

            “Got it,” the member of the Stage Crew replied.

            “My mom’s working on the triangles,” Cord said.  “I should have them all to bring to school on Friday.”

            “Are you sure Melody’s okay with being lowered down on a rope?” Flora asked.

            “Cable, not a rope,” corrected the Stage Crew member.

            “Cable then,” continued Flora.  “Are you sure she’s okay with all of this.”

            “It was her idea,” Cord replied.

            Indeed, it had been her idea.  Melody was finding her way among Cord’s creative experience.  If she was ever going to be anyone but Cord’s sister then she’d have to shine out with her own light.  How better to do that that than to have everyone look up to find where the flute music was coming from and find her being lowered like an angel on high.

            “I want that harness by the end of school today.  I need to check it for size on Melody.  Anyone who doesn’t know the words to the two songs then go home and learn them.  We’ll run them through tomorrow and we’ll work on the triangles on Friday.”  Cord was in his element.  Everyone was looking up to him…at least until Saturday when they’d all be looking up at Melody.

            Mom made good on her promise on the triangles.  On Friday, everyone was given a triangle and a metal beater.  The group met in the cafeteria at lunch and after school and worked out the timing of the two songs.  The night before, Leo and Cord had attached small strings of fishing line in a loop on one corner of each triangle.  Mom had given Cord quick instructions on how to hold and properly strike the triangle.  He quickly instructed the others.  It was surprising how much Cord had forgotten about playing the triangle from the few times he’d played one in primary school pageants.

            Mom even went one better than just supplying the triangles.  She managed to whip together a quick angel costume for Melody complete with detachable wings and halo.

            Melody, for her part, rehearsed her flute solo and steeled her nerves against being lowered by cable from the second level of the Mall.  Dangling from a cable could not be rehearsed but the harness was adjusted for her and they had tested the cable by suspending her a few feet about the stage in the auditorium.  Still, twenty feet would be a long way down while trying to play the flute and keep the beat with the singers below.

            The time had been set for noon on Saturday.  Cord didn’t want to go with one o’clock again because he didn’t want anyone to suspect that there would be a repeat performance.  More than thirty triangles had been given out and Cord expected a good turn out this time.

            Everyone was instructed to be in the Food Court no later than 11:3o so they could all get seats.  By noon the tables and chairs were full.  It was the height of the lunch hour.  Cord had factored this in, too.  He was hoping more people would be below and not on the second level to observe the preparations up there.

            Six members of the Stage Crew gathered with Melody around the railing and looked at the crowd gathered below.  Both the harness and cable had been concealed in book bags.  Melody had worn her angel costume from home and had worn a long coat to conceal most of it.  She also had full white leggings on under her costume because she didn’t want everyone below to see up her dress and be shocked by anything.  Melody was proud that it was she and not Cord who had thought of that.

            Four of the Stage Crew blocked the view of passers-by while the other two helped Melody off with her coat and into the harness.  The cable was attached to the harness and each of the six took hold of the cable so they could all bear Melody’s weight when she descended.  Melody quickly hooked on the wings and attached the halo to the top of her head.

            It was almost noon.

            Melody climbed over the railing and stood on a small ledge and held the railing with one hand, nervously fingered her flute with the other, and waited.

            Suddenly, a rustling of people getting to their feet, was heard from below.  Every person who had received a triangle had shown up.

            Each triangle chimed out three times in unison and then the singing began.  The sounds of the triangles and the singing rang out loud and clear throughout the Mall.  There were very good acoustics there.

            Some shoppers had suspected something when they noticed all of the teenagers in the Food Court but dismissed it when nothing happened earlier.  Now, with the sound of the triangles and the singing, heads turned again and cameras and cell phones appeared from everywhere.

            More than thirty voices rang out loud and clear.

            “Said the night wind to the little lamb,” sang out the voices followed by two chimes on each triangle.

            “Do you see what I see.”  Ding Ding.

            “Way up in the sky little lamb.”  Ding Ding.
“Do you see what I see.”  Ding Ding.
“A star, a star, Dancing in the night, With a tail as big as a kite, With a tail as big as a kite.”  Ding Ding.

            By the time the second verse began, a number of the diners and shoppers had joined in.

            “Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy.”  Ding Ding.
“Do you hear what I hear.”  Ding Ding.
“Ringing through the sky shepherd boy.”  Ding Ding.
“Do you hear what I hear.”  Ding Ding.
“A song, a song, High above the tree, With a voice as big as the sea, With a voice as big as the sea.”  Ding Ding.

            This was Melody’s cue.  Just before the triangles sounded out their final two chimes on that second verse, she had let go of the railing, brought the flute to her lips, and stepped off the ledge half expecting to plummet to the Food Court below.

            She needn’t have worried.  The Stage Crew members were ready for this and had braced themselves.  There was no slack and Melody hung for a moment suspended and slowly began to descend.

            No one had been looking up while the singing was coming from the Food Court.  Now, the flash mob of singers below turned their gaze to the second level as Melody began her flute solo.

            There were gasps from some of the senior citizens grouped together over coffee.

            Some small fingers pointed skyward.

            Meanwhile, Melody played on and finished the first chorus before finishing her descent.

            Leo had underestimated the height from the railing even though the Stage Crew members had allowed for extra cable footage that they needed to hold onto.  The effect was that Melody remained suspended three feet above the ground.  She could go no further.

            Bravely, she started in on the second verse on her flute as the voices of her brother and the other singers raised their voices once again to join her.

            After the last note and the last word of the final verse was sung, everyone else was on their feet applauding the group and the dangling angel.

            Cord and Leo quickly ran over to Melody and unsnapped the cable from the harness and lowered her to the ground.  She had to sit down; her legs were shaking so badly.

             Cord and Leo turned and applauded Melody where she sat.  Soon it seemed like the whole of the food court, shoppers, diners, singers and all were standing over Melody and applauding.

            She was no longer just Cord’s sister.

            The reception for the flash mob Christmas experience that Saturday wasn’t all positive.  No one had sought permission from the Mall management to suspend someone by a cable from the second level.  In fact, Cord and the others deliberately avoided seeking permission because they didn’t want to be denied permission and they also didn’t want to tip their hand that they were planning another flash mob at the Mall for that day.

            Again, the local television station ran a news story on the flash mob with amateur video.  The report went even further to include an interview with someone from Mall management who applauded the spirit of those involved but also chastised the group for their recklessness.  Management made it clear, in the interview, that they welcomed displays of Christmas spirit but would not allow anything that would endanger the life of the participants or possibly other Mall patrons.

            A very similar reaction was received in Cord’s home after his parents saw the news segment.  He had told his parents that there would be a flash mob scene that Saturday and provided all of the details except those involving suspending Melody over the Food Court.  His Mother was the most disappointed because she had supplied the angel costume but had assumed Melody would be standing on a chair or table and not risking her life in order to entertain a bunch of shoppers.

            Cord’s parents did not dole out any punishment to their children because they were proud of their initiative but they also made it clear that they too, like Mall management, would not support further daredevil escapades.  They recommended their children just stick to singing.

            On Sunday, Cord, Melody, and Leo all met at Flora’s house.  There was still a bit of a chilled atmosphere in Cord’s home regarding the previous day’s scene at the Mall.  It was clear that Cord was given most of the blame because he was older and should have known better than to endanger his Sister’s life; even if descending by the cable had been her idea.

            “I guess that’s that,” Leo started after they all gathered in Flora’s room.  She too was avoiding her parents because adults all seemed to agree on anything that concerned other parents.  It might not have been their daughter that had been suspended high in the air but she was part of it and accepted responsibility by association.

            “Yeah, no one’s going to let us perform in the Mall now,” Melody responded.

            “That’s not what they said,” Flora corrected.  “That person from Mall management said they welcome displays of Christmas spirit but they didn’t want anyone getting hurt doing it.”

            All four were silent for a moment.  There were still two Saturdays before Christmas and each had imagined a bigger and better flash mob experience in the upcoming weeks.

            “The Mall’s out,” Cord began after the silence started to annoy him.  “Even if we had a free hand to do what we wanted, everyone would be expecting something.  Saturdays at the Mall would be a crowded house with not only last minute Christmas shoppers but those waiting around to see what we might do next.”

            “So?  It’s not like our last show wasn’t extravagant enough,” Melody said.  She was quite content to end things the way they were.  She really couldn’t imagine anything to top it and she quite enjoyed being the star of that show.  It was a good note to go out on.

            Throughout the rest of that Saturday and still on Sunday, Melody had received numerous texts from her friends congratulating and complimenting her on her performance.  The videos posted online were being viewed thousands of times from not only people she knew but from everyone across the country.  The comments that were posted were more than complimentary and total strangers had posted about her talent and ingenuity.  It was great having the spotlight shining on her for a change.

            “That’s all well and good for you,” replied Flora, “but the rest of us still want to do something.”  It might be said of Flora that she was a little jealous of the attention being focused on Melody but she also wanted to please Cord because she wouldn’t mind a little more attention from him.

            Flora, Cord, and Theo had all grown up together.  They lived within a few blocks of each other and had gone up through primary school and now into high-school.  There had never been any sort of romantic relationship between any of the boys and Flora but it couldn’t be denied that there was an attraction there.  Leo liked Flora but he knew that Flora really liked Cord.  She never said anything to him about it and certainly didn’t show any outward signs of affection but it wouldn’t take much encouragement from Cord for her to show him how she felt.  Cord, himself, was confused.  He was Flora’s friend but at times he wanted there to be more but Flora never seemed to show that she wanted anything more.  So everyone stayed on friendly terms.  Being a teenager could be a confusing time.

            “Flora’s right,” Cord said, “we need to do something more.  We can’t quit now.”  Cord also wanted a little more attention; even if he wasn’t going to get it from Flora.

            “We don’t have much time left.  It’s only a couple of weeks now until Christmas,” piped up Leo.  “If we’re not in the Mall, no one’s going to see us.  Where else can we find such a large crowd in one place?”

            “And the Saturday before Christmas wouldn’t do either,” added Melody, “because that’s the day of the Parade.  Everyone will be in the streets watching that.”

            This time it was Flora who had an exciting idea.  “Why not the parade?” she asked.  “We could have a float or something.”

            “It wouldn’t be a flash mob if we were on a float,” corrected Leo.

            “It would, if we weren’t on the float,” said Cord.

            The other three looked at him in confusion.  Both Leo and Cord were right but at least Leo’s explanation was a little clearer.

            “What if there were a float but we weren’t on it?” Cord tried to explain.

            The blank stares from his sister and his friends suggested that Cord was still not making sense.

            “Look,” Cord began, in another attempt to clarify his thoughts, “if there was a float, it could act as a distraction to everyone watching the parade but then the flash mob appears and we surround the float and do our bit.”

            The others began to listen carefully as their faces beamed with understanding.  Leo jumped up from the floor, where he had been sitting, and chimed in with a thought of his own.

            “I have a great idea for maximum exposure, too,” he excitedly blurted.

            “Hold that thought,” Cord responded.  “Before we talk about what the flash mob is going to do, we need to sort out the float part.”

            “What about a band?” Flora asked.  “Maybe, we could use the school band.  Melody, you’re in the band, what do you think?”

            “There’s at least fifty in the concert band.  That’s too many for a float.  It would be good if they were a marching band but they’re not.”  Melody was a little disappointed because she could see herself up there with the band.  It would be more exposure for her.

            “I like the band idea,” Cord said.  If he had been looking directly at Flora he might have noticed her blush a little in reaction to Cord’s recognition.

            Leo had been silent for a little bit.  He had felt a little rebuked by Cord not letting him explain right away about his maximum exposure idea.  Now, he had another idea that he was sure Cord couldn’t ignore.

            “The Pick-Up Six.”  That’s all Leo said and then he was quiet again.

            “What?” Melody and Cord exclaimed in unison.

            “The Pick-Up Six,” Leo said again.  “You told me once about your Dad’s old band.  Didn’t you say he still plays the trumpet?”

            Cord and Melody looked at Leo with a look that suggested they thought he was either crazy or a genius.  It was a good idea.

            “That’s a good idea,” Cord said with approval.  “Maybe we better hear your maximum exposure idea now.”

            Leo started in on his brilliant idea regarding maximum exposure and that’s how the final scene of the flash mob Christmas experience began to be set.

            Everything came together rather easily despite initial stumbling blocks.  The first of these was of course The Pick-Up Six.  The band hadn’t performed together in over twenty years.  Cord’s Father had kept up with his old band mates and couple of them still lived in the area but the band was only part of the glorious past of Dad’s youth.  Never underestimate, however, the longings of the middle-aged man.

            Cord had explained to his Father about the new idea for the flash mob Christmas and how everything centered on the need for a band…a good band.  This downplayed the real truth that everything actually centered on the flash mob and the band was just going to be the distraction.  Naturally, Cord didn’t tell his Father the truth of things.

            It didn’t get Dad too long to get hooked on the idea.  He once, like Melody of late, had had a taste of the limelight and was slightly jealous of the attention his children and their friends had been receiving.  The idea of reuniting the band for this Christmas experience was very tempting and it wasn’t like he was out of practice.  There were those nights when he’d set off on a lonely solo in the garage on his trumpet.  In the end, it didn’t take much to convince Dad.

            The Pick-Up Six had consisted of five other guys besides Cord’s Father.  Two of the other members lived in the area and communicated with Dad, however infrequently, via emails.  The other members also kept in touch electronically.  They had been good friends in College and the band experience had cemented a lasting relationship despite being separated by years and miles.

            Dad reached out to the other members of The Pick-Up Six and tempted them with the reunion idea.  The two locals agreed immediately and it wasn’t hard to convince the two other band members to agree to come to town for a Christmas gig.  All of the band members were aware of the flash mob Christmas experience through news stories that had been picked up and broadcast across the country or through the online videos that had started to go viral.  They too dreamt of the notoriety that their participation might bring and an ego isn’t a hard thing to stroke when the person is willing.

            The one problem was Chet.  Chet had been the piano player with The Pick-Up Six.  He had studied engineering in College and now he was off in South America working on a new project.  The Pick-Up Six was now The Pick-Up Five.

            Mom came to the rescue again.  First, she had been the initial influence to Cord’s idea for the flash mob.  Then she came through with the triangles and the angel costume.  Dad didn’t have to look too far to find a replacement.  Mom had the talent and she had a piano.  The Pick-Up Six would play again with only a slight change in personnel.

            Dad found some Dixieland Band arrangements on the Internet for a dozen Christmas songs and the traditional arrangement for the special song the flash mob would perform.  All of these, he forwarded on to the other band members.  They wouldn’t have any time to run these down together so it was agreed they meet early the morning of the Parade so there’d be at least one rehearsal.  Mom and Dad practiced a few times before that day and it was interesting to hear the duet of piano and trumpet that echoed from Cord’s home on the occasional evening.  The reunion of The Pick-Up Six was coming together.

            Cord and his friends took care of the other details.

            First they needed to make sure that The Pick-Up Six would be able to perform in the band.  Flora took care of that.  She arranged for their last minute entry and filled out the entry form with all of the details.

            Melody came up with a trailer for the float.  Her new found fame made her very popular in her own right at the school and she arranged for a favor with one of her friends who were bussed.  The friend lived on a farm and arranged for her father to donate the use of his hay wagon for a platform for the band and his services as a driver in his own pick-up truck to pull the float.  The addition of the pick-up truck was very appropriate given the name of the band that would be using his donated equipment.

            Cord, Leo, and members of the Stage Crew came up with sound equipment and amplifiers to make sure everyone could hear The Pick-Up Six.  They also came up with some old time striped straw hats to give the band more of that Dixieland flavor.  The hats had been left over from a production of The Music Man and, like the sound equipment and amplifiers, were liberated from the stock room with permission.

            The handy Stage Crew members, who had helped make Melody float in the area, also became roadies for the band.  On the morning of the parade they helped set up the sound equipment and the band instruments on the wagon.  The wagon had showed up around noon at Cord’s home to begin the preparations for the Parade.  Loading the piano was no easy feat but there were plenty of volunteers with the Stage Crew and The Pick-Up Six and they managed to get the piano out of Cord’s house, across the porch, and onto the wagon that was backed up to the front of the house.  Further touches were added through donations of an artificial Christmas tree with decorations, a generator to run the sound equipment, and some make-shift banners placed along the back and sides of the wagon advertising The Pick-Up Six and wishes for a Merry Christmas.

            The assembly of the flash mob was the easy part.  Word was spread again throughout the group that had been at the last experience at the Mall and through texts and social media.  They were all informed about the song choice and details regarding time and particular location for the performance.

            The timing and the location had been Leo’s master stroke.  He had indeed considered the route of the Parade and the one place where they would receive maximum exposure.

            Every year, the local television station taped and broadcast the Parade, from a temporary platform erected near City Hall.  This was near the end of the Parade route but the area swelled with on-lookers as many Parade goers hoped to be able to have themselves seen on television by friends and family.  The area was usually overcrowded by hundreds of parents and children and the temporary bleachers that were erected in that location were always full.

            Leo knew that a flash mob experience at this precise location would get a maximum viewing by the hundreds not only in the crowd but the thousands more who would see the Parade on television.  It was sure to be better than anything the Mall could offer up.

            The local television station had already done two news stories of the flash mob and conveniently sent a news crew to the Mall on the Saturday before the Parade.  Unfortunately there was no news story there because the flash mob had skipped the Mall as all preparations were being made for the ultimate performance during the Parade.     There had also been a good sized crowd at the Mall that day who had anticipated another flash mob but when nothing happened, the crowd continued with their shopping and left the Mall a little disappointed.  By the day of the Parade, most people in the City had given up on there ever being another flash mob Christmas experience.

            The day of the Parade was cold and gray.  By noon, a light snowfall had begun.  By the start of the parade at two o’clock, the ground had a nice white covering that added to everyone’s enjoyment of the Parade.

            There were numerous floats from different merchants, Churches, Schools, charitable groups, and Insurance companies.  There always seemed to be more representation from Insurance companies than any other establishment.  These always wished everyone a festive yuletide season but also wanted everyone to know they were there with full coverage option for everyone’s insurance needs.

            Spaced between all of the floats were the requisite number of marching bands, baton twirlers, horses, dogs, and clowns.  Candies were thrown to every direction from the floats and the walkers.  Other volunteers waved and marched as they carried shovels or pails to clean up after all of the animal acts.

            The Pick-Up Six was near the end of the parade about eight floats ahead of Santa Claus.  They were the last of the musical floats because the Parade organizers wanted to ensure that the strains of any loud music had died out before Santa came into view.  Nothing was to upstage Santa or drown out his cries of “Ho, Ho, Ho,” or “Merry Christmas.”

            There had been one added touch added to The Pick-Up Six float.  Hay bales had been added and some of the flash mob had been invited to ride on the float and make it look like a little audience for the Dixieland band.  Flora and Melody were among the dozen or so students who waved merrily from the float and pretended like nothing else was going to happen.

            The Pick-Up Six performed fairly well for a band that had only been recently reunited.  The sound coming from the amplifiers was loud and clear and there were only a few clinkers on the songs that had been quickly rehearsed.  Throughout the Parade the band had exhausted their dozen Christmas arrangements and began to repeat the songs for those watching during the latter half of the route.

            When the float bearing The Pick-Up Six reached the point where the television cameras were focused on them, Dad leaned into his microphone and announced a new song selection.

            “Now, we’d like to play for you, something we know you’re going to enjoy, ‘We Need A Little Christmas’.”

            The selection of this song had been a joint effort between Cord and his Father.  Cord wanted a song that was upbeat and that would add to the flash mob Christmas experience.  Dad wanted to make sure it was something The Pick-Up Six could perform.  The song also had a short instrumental introduction before the verse began.

            When the musical introduction began, the pick-up truck pulling the float came to a stop and Flora, Melody, and some others on the float went into action.  Strings were pulled above the make-shift banners that had advertised The Pick-Up Six, and new banners unfurled to reveal a new message.  From both sides and the rear, large print now bore the words FLASH MOB CHRISTMAS.

            When the banners straightened out and the words could be read, a loud cheer went up from the crowd gathered in the streets and in the bleachers.  A swarm of people, the flash mob members, came out of everywhere and surrounded the float.  The singing began on cue as the musical introduction concluded.

            The flash mob membership had grown.  Where there had been more than thirty triangle playing teenagers during the last Mall experience, there were now more than one hundred.

            The Pick-Up Six played like they had never played before.  They knew that most of the cheering and applause was for the flash mob but they were caught up in it all.

            The cheering and the applause could not drown out the voices of the flash mob or the music of The Pick-Up Six.  It was the most fantastic Christmas experience anyone had ever experienced.  Poor Santa, waiting eight floats back, would pale by comparison.  Santa would have to settle for the faces of the little children; which for any Santa, should have been enough.

            The song and the flash mob experience seemed to go on forever despite it really being only a few minutes in length.  After the song was over, the applause and the cheers was so loud that people who were further behind or ahead on the Parade route were wondering what it was they had missed or what was in  store for them when the Parade moved on to their location.

            The volunteer driver of the pick-up truck pulling the float waited patiently until the song ended, the cheering and applause subsided, and the members of the flash mob, who were not already on the float, disappeared into the crowds of people along the street.  He then put the truck in gear and slowly began to pull the float forward.

            After the flash mob had dispersed, some of the members of the mob still on the float from before, began to jump down and follow their friends.  Flora had been one of these and she prepared to get off the float just as the volunteer driver started up again and the float started forwarded with a jerk.

            Flora lost her footing and awkwardly tumbled off the back of the float and fell to the pavement below.  She had tried to balance herself but she hit the ground hard and her head struck against the snow covered street, rendering her unconscious.

            The aftermath of the flash mob appearance during the parade was hectic.  The initial excitement of the musical experience quickly turned to shock and concern upon Flora’s accident.

            Melody was the first at Flora’s side.  Melody had just descended from the wagon prior to Flora’s tumble and had turned in time to see the girl strike hard against the pavement.  She was to have joined Flora in following the other flash mob members who had just left the scene where they would meet up at an appointed location.

            Mom was next to respond when she heard cries from her daughter and other onlookers.    Mom, being a teacher, had training in first-aid and knew just what to do.  She had yelled for the volunteer driver in the pick-up truck to stop and then jumped down to administer to Flora.  Blankets that had been covering some of the hay bales were handed down and were laid over the girl and around her.  Mom knew that with a head injury, Flora should not be moved until an ambulance arrived.

            Melody called 911 and let them know about the accident.  Dad, sensing a changing mood in the crowd, urged the other members of The Pick-Up Six to play on and try to keep the crowd calm.

            Within thirty minutes of Flora’s accident, the scene was cleared, the girl transported to the hospital, and the Parade continued on.  Mom and Melody rode in the ambulance with Flora.

            The Pick-Up Six minus one continued on with the remainder of the Parade.  Those watching the Parade behind and forward on the route wondered about the delay but rumors had carried along the route that someone had been injured.  Nonetheless, Santa made his appearance and the children rejoiced; most unaware of the accident that followed the flash mob Christmas experience.

            Meanwhile, Cord, Leo, and most of the other flash mob were also unaware that Flora had been injured.  The arrangement was that they were to quickly leave the scene and meet up at Pizza Pizzazz; one of the few pizza establishments in the city that wasn’t named after some mysterious male owner.

            Pizza Pizzazz wasn’t very far from the scene of the Parade flash mob and most were there in no time.  Cord and Leo were so excited about their recent experience that neither paid much attention to the fact that neither Melody nor Flora was among the crowd at the pizza parlor.  When Cord finally clued in to the absence of his sister and his friend, his phone rang with an explanation.  It was Melody calling from the Hospital and detailing what happened.

            Cord had to tell Leo and the others about Flora’s accident.  They all agreed that a celebration at Pizza Pizzazz would be inappropriate given the circumstances and most joined Cord and Leo as they left to attend with the others at the Hospital.

            Flora’s parents had been watching the Parade on television.  Their daughter had hinted that something would happen during the Parade and that they should watch.  Like the Parade goers, they were quite surprised by the flash mob performance.  They also watched in horror as they saw someone fall from the back of the float.  They could not tell from the broadcast who had fallen nor could they see what had happened at the rear of the float as a crowd surged around the fallen girl.  It wasn’t until Cord and Melody’s Mother called them en route to the Hospital that they learned that the injured girl was their daughter.

            The scene at the hospital was chaotic.  The waiting room overflowed with many members of the flash mob including Cord, Leo, and Melody.  Mom was there as well and spoke briefly to Flora’s parents when they arrived and before they were whisked off by a nurse to be with their daughter.  Dad had not yet arrived as he had to finish the Parade route and meet up with the Stage Crew members who had arranged to help unload the wagon and return the piano to its rightful place in the dining room of Cord’s home.  The other members of The Pick-Up Six left with little word but asked to be kept informed about Flora.  Dad then piled into his car with the members of the Stage Crew and then sped off to the hospital to be with the rest of his family and the large crowd already in attendance.

            Eventually, after waiting a couple of hours, the group at the hospital thinned out with encouragement from hospital staff and the news that Flora would be alright.  She had awoken within an hour of arriving at the hospital.  She had a large goose-egg on her right temple and one doozy of a headache.  The attending Doctor was concerned about a possible concussion and she was kept for two days for observation.  Her parents took turns remaining at her side and a few visitors were allowed to see her during her stay in the hospital.  She was released the day before Christmas with orders to rest.

            Leo and Melody both visited with Flora a couple of times in the Hospital.  Cord did not.  Although he had initially attended at the Hospital immediately following her accident, he could not bring himself to see her lying in a bed there.  He blamed himself for what happened to her.  The flash mob Christmas experience had started with him and it had gone too far.  It was fine when it was just the four of them standing and singing at the Mall but then he had pushed for a bigger experience.  He had put his Sister at risk during the second performance and hadn’t accepted responsibility for it and now Flora had been hurt.  It was now coming to bear that he was responsible for all of this.

            Cord had slipped out of the Hospital early with some of the other flash mob members.  He didn’t talk to anyone.  He did not return any of their texts.

            Melody and Leo tried to talk to Cord over those two days while Flora remained in the hospital.  There was no consoling him.  Even Mom and Dad could find nothing to say to raise his spirits.

            Of course, no one blamed Cord for what happened.  It was an unforeseen accident and even the performance of the flash mob during the Parade received great reviews.  The videos online and postings all over the Internet spoke about the performance and applauded the flash mob for their ingenuity.  Cord, however, could not accept any credit for this.  He was so consumed by what had happened to Flora.

            There had been great television coverage of the Parade but the lead story that night had been Flora’s accident.  There had been an update later in the news that Flora was fine and resting comfortably at the Hospital.  There had also been a brief segment devoted to the flash mob performance and the reporter also praised this holiday happening.

            Cord kept to himself.  He wasn’t sure what to do.  He knew that Flora had been hurt but he also realized that not seeing her was also hurting her.  Some of the messages of his family had started to get through to him.

            Late in the afternoon on Christmas Eve, he convinced himself to go see Flora at her house.  It was one of the few times he left his room over the past few days.

            While Cord had been brooding in isolation, however, other events had been transpiring. Mom and Dad were concerned about Cord and knew something needed to be done.  So they set into play something to help their son.

            By the time Cord had set his mind to finally going to see Flora at her house on Christmas Eve, everything was ready.

            “Where are you going, son?” Dad questioned Cord when he emerged from his room with his coat in his hand.

            “I’m going to go see Flora,” Cord responded.  “I’ve given it a lot of thought and it’s what I have to do.  I just hope I know what to say to her.”

            “Look Cord, stop kicking yourself.  We’ve all told you that this wasn’t your fault.  You started to do a good thing and you have.  You brought a great Christmas experience to many people.”

            “Yeah, but Flora got hurt!” Cord snapped.

            “Yes, and Flora got hurt,” Dad repeated back softly to him.  “No one blames you for that.  Even Flora has said she doesn’t blame you.  You’re the only one pointing the finger at yourself.”

            Cord put his head down.  His Dad was right but it didn’t make him feel better about anything.  These past two days, he’d thought long and hard and his feelings for Flora were foremost in his mind.  How would she feel now after all of this?  He felt responsible for her injury and he had made it worse by not going to see her before this.

            “Look, I’ll give you a ride over to Flora’s,” Dad said.

            “No, Dad, I’d rather walk,” Cord replied.

            “It’s starting to snow out there,” Dad observed.  “Besides, I need you to give me a hand with something.  I have to pick up a last minute Christmas present at the Mall and I’ll need your help.”

            Cord had forgotten about Christmas.  Despite setting out to bring a great Christmas experience to everyone else, he wasn’t much in the mood for Christmas himself.

            “It won’t take long,” Dad quickly added.  He knew he was starting to lose his son’s attention.  “And, I really need you on this one.”

            “Okay,” Cord reluctantly agreed.

            Cord and Dad climbed into the car with no words passing between them.  Cord was still trying to figure out what he was going to say to Flora.

            When they approached the Mall, Cord could see that the parking lot was jammed with cars.  Everyone had obviously gone back to their commercialism and was doing their last minute Christmas shopping.  Maybe the flash mob Christmas experience hadn’t accomplished anything, Cord thought.

            As Dad turned the car into the parking lot, Cord spotted a huge crowd gathered in one location.  Dad was steering the car in that direction.

            “What’s going on?” Cord asked.

            “I don’t know, Dad replied innocently.  “Let’s go check it out.”

            Saying that he didn’t know what was happening was a huge understatement for Dad; if not an outright lie.  Dad, with Mom and Melody’s help had arranged all of this.  Concerned with Cord’s state of mind, the three had devised their own Christmas experience.

            Mom had contacted Flora’s parents and made the initial plans.  They were a key part of what was planned.

            Melody had spread the word through Leo and insisted everything be kept from Cord.  They needn’t have worried about Cord finding out because he hadn’t been talking to anyone.  He had even pocketed his cell phone and stopped checking his texts.

            Dad had reached out to the television station and had arranged for a special message to go out over the noon news the day before Christmas.  A reporter was even dispatched to the Mall that afternoon to cover the event.

            All of this had happened in the days and hours before Dad and Cord arrived at the Mall.  By the time of their arrival, there were hundreds in attendance.

            As Dad and Cord approached the gathered crowd, the assembled people parted to allow the Father and Son to enter further in.

            When the throng parted in two, Cord spotted his Mother and Melody beside the wagon that had been used in the Parade.  There were no hay bales but it had been decked out with a Christmas tree again and numerous decorations.  Seated on the edge of the wagon was Flora.  She smiled at seeing Cord and tears formed on her cheeks.

            Suddenly there was music.  At first, it began with a clarinet and trombone.  It was the two other local members of The Pick-Up Six.  A flute and trumpet soon chimed in as Dad and Melody retrieved their instruments that had lay upon the wagon where they had been stashed ahead of time.  Singing also followed as the entire mob began to sing ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’.  It was another flash mob Christmas experience.

            Flora was lowered from the wagon and she embraced Cord as he approached.  Neither of them needed to say a word to each other.  Everything was explained in the embrace.

            The singing continued and more songs were sung.  Leo retrieved two guitars from hiding and handed Cord’s to him.  Both began on ‘We Wish You A Merry Christmas’.  This was how it all started.

            The news coverage of the event carried an abbreviated version of this Christmas experience.

            “And if you think this is all a little too thick in sentiment,” the reporter started to sum up, “or syrupy or corny then you’d be right.  But isn’t that what a good Christmas Special is supposed to be all about?  And this has been one special Christmas,” the reporter concluded.

            Indeed, it was thick, and syrupy and corny and everything the reporter said it was.  It was also the best Christmas experience anyone gathered had ever had.

            And that’s how it started and ended with a boy named Cord.

 

 

 

ZOEY, FRANK, JUNE & ALL THAT JAZZ

Thursday, November 21st, 2013

      Okay, only 12 days since the last blahg.  That must be some kind of Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!record.  I’m going to provide a little update here on my cats and then branch out into something different.  That’s the short intro to this blahg but let’s hope it’s a little longer on content.

      I mentioned in my last blahg that our previous kitten, Willow, died on Father’s Day. We had learned that she had feline infectious peritonitis which was the same disease that killed our other kitten, Stella.  The veterinarian told us we did nothing wrong and that the odds were astronomical that two kittens from two different cities brought into the same house would die of the same disease.  That didn’t make us feel better and we were at the point where we swore off getting another kitten and settled down to enjoying our adult cats Frank and June. 

     Let me jump ahead to Labour Day weekend.  We had some guests coming over for the end of summer dinner and we were serving roast beef and trimmings.  I wanted to also serve corn on the cob and so I went looking for a nearby store or roadside vendor.  After a couple of stops, I realized it was the end of the summer and the corn was in short supply.  I finally remembered a vegetable market outside of Deseronto, Ontario, not far from where we live in Demorestville.  They were open on the Sunday and they advertised corn!  They also advertised free abandoned kittens! 

     I knew I should have purchased the corn and not inquired about the kittens but curiosity had gotten the best of me.  I asked about the kittens and the young woman in the market explained the kittens had been abandoned at the market and they were free to any takers.  Yes, they were abandoned and free.  The sign didn’t lie.  I think the young woman thought I was odd because she didn’t go into any other details.  In her mind, the sign spoke for itself.  She went outside and gathered up two kittens and brought them into the store.  The first, an all black kitten, freed itself from her grasp and took off running.  It wanted to remain free.  That kitten’s understanding of the “free” on the sign was about liberty to roam.  I didn’t challenge the kitten’s interpretation and turned my attention to the grey and white tabby that remained. 

     Luckily, the kitten that remained in the young woman’s arms was very gentle and a female to boot. 

Zoey

Frank’s the only male cat in this house and we wanted to keep it that way.  I was interested in taking the kitten home but hesitant because we had not fared well with the last two kittens.  Also, I thought I should talk it over with my wife Jeanette and our 14 year old daughter Abbie who was still at home.  Abbie took the death of Willow very had and I didn’t want to set her up for more grief.  So, I took the corn home and we had a great dinner with our friends and I informed Jeanette and Abbie about the kitten. 

     We talked over the option of the new kitten the next day and none of us were sure we wanted to make the commitment.  In the end, we decided to drive out and see the kitten and then make our decision.  We found the kitten lying outside under one of the vegetable stands.  At first, I thought it was dead.  It was so still.  I was afraid to let Abbie get any closer.  I gently nudged the kitten and she awoke and stretched.  I picked her up and passed her between Jeanette and Abbie.  Neither of them were sure what to do.  Abbie was in tears.  The memory of Stella and Willow made her very hesitant about thinking about taking on a new kitten.  I made the decision and said we should take her home because we had lots of room and lots of love to give.  I know now, that was the right decision. 

     Abbie eventually called her Zoey.  We had a little bit of a scare after she was with us for two weeks because she got sick and became very lethargic.  She was running a fever when we took her to the vet but some antibiotics brought her back to full health.  Now she is very active and has two speeds:  Asleep & Very Fast.  Below, is a short video taken a couple days after Zoey came into our home.  She settled in right away and did not make strange.  You can see her in the video, playing nicely with Abbie. 

    

Frank lounges on his new cat couch.

     I have mentioned our only male cat, Frank, before.  He was our Christmas cat that showed up about 5 years ago.  He’s an indoor/outdoor cat but lately he’d become more indoors.  We estimate that he is around 8 years old and we get his shots annually.  This year, we didn’t get his shots and two weeks ago we noticed he wasn’t eating properly and his mouth appeared to be sore.  He was eating on one side with some difficulty.  I took him to the vet thinking it was probably just some bad teeth because we had gone through that with June a couple years ago.  Unfortunately, what I learned from the vet was a far sight worse than a few bad teeth.  Frank had lost a lot of weight since his check up last year. 

     I agreed to have some blood work done up on Frank and I learned later that day that both his white blood cell and red blood cell counts were very low.  They were going to let me know the next morning what it might possibly be.  None of the possibilities were good and I was expecting the worst.  The next morning the call came from the vet that it wasn’t a number of things which I won’t go into here but they wanted another blood sample so they could test for feline leukemia.  I had been told that the leukemia and feline aids were possibilities as well as the presence of a blood parasite.  I was promised the results by noon of that day.  I asked plainly what Frank’s chances were if it was leukemia and I was told he would probably live no longer than a month.  I was devastated.  Meanwhile, I had updated Jeanette and Abbie about all of this and Abbie was an emotional wreck.  She went to school that morning not knowing if Frank had leukemia or not. 

     The call came around noon as promised and I was relieved to hear it was not leukemia.  Unfortunately, I was told Frank tested positive for the feline aids and negative for the blood parasite.  I was also told that this might be a false positive and the blood parasite presence might be more likely.  The vet was going to send Frank’s blood sample off to be tested for the blood parasite but it would be three days before we knew the result.  In the meantime, we began an antibiotic and steroid treatment for the blood parasite because this is the treatment for it.  Two days later, relieving us of having to wait another day, we found out that Frank did indeed have the blood parasite.  As I said, this is treatable and we give Frank pills twice daily and squirt a liquid antibiotic into his mouth also twice daily.  He’s perked right up but if anyone ever tells you it’s easy to give cat’s medicine then they’ve never done it before.  The prognosis for Frank is good and we’ll give off with a sigh of relief and a few prayers.

June looking serene.

     June is fine.  She plays with Zoey and ignores Frank.  She likes to eat and she loves to sit on my lap even if I say no.  I think that’s all I need to say about June. 

     And now for something completely different…JAZZ!  I think I might have mentioned here before that I’m a fan of jazz.  To be more precise, I like Dixieland and Frisco Jazz.  If I haven’t spoken about Bob Scobey and his Frisco Jazz Band before then let me say, I’m going to dedicate a whole blahg to Bob Scobey and Clancy Hayes in the near future.  And I’ve already dedicated part blahgs to Margaret Ann & The Ja-da Quartet.  I love vinyl records as well and when I find an unknown treasure then I have to let others know.  This happened to me recently. 

     As I said, I love vinyl records and jazz.  Last week my love of the two was combined in a new discovery.  At a local thrift store, I came across a record by The Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band.  I had never heard of this group before and if you research them on the Internet you probably won’t find much.  It appears that this self-titled record is the only one they made.  What a pity!  All I can find out about them is what is written on the back cover of the record.  Click on the image below to read more about them. 

     So, what do we know about The Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band?  They were formed in 1967 in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan here in Canada.  In fact, they were formed for Canada’s Centennial in 1967.  I didn’t know that Saskatoon was nick-named Bridge City.  After that, we don’t know more than what we read on the back cover.  The only other thing I do know is they play good Dixieland.  Here’s a couple of samples: 

 

The Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band – INDIANA
THE FALSEDUCKS BLAHG


 

The Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band – DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE
THE FALSEDUCKS BLAHG

     It’s a shame that this album will never be released on CD so that the world can hear it.  If you can’t find the LP then you’ll never know how great this band is.  That’s why I’ve decided to post the whole record here as a download.  I transferred all of the tracks to my computer and created MP3 versions.  The file is zipped so you’ll have to have a program to unzip it.  The file also contains the back and front cover art.  Here’s the link: 

http://www.mediafire.com/download/vo67ll71mbi5bxi/Bridge_City_Dixieland_Jazz_Band.rar

     Now, speaking of other jazz albums.  Not that long ago I also picked up another jazz record at another thrift store.  This time it was an LP called “Radio” by Borgy’s Banjo Reunion.  Again, another Canadian band but this time out of Toronto.  You can click on the front and back cover images to see more.  They did put out a couple more records, which I don’t have, entitled “There’s Been Some Changes Made” & “Banjo Favorites By Borgy Borgerson.”  If I ever track those down then I’ll post some samples here.  Below are a couple of tracks from the LP “Radio”: 

 

Borgy’s Banjo Reunion. – ALABAMA JUBILEE
THE FALSEDUCKS BLAHG


 

Borgy’s Banjo Reunion. – WOOJA BOOJEE WOOJA
THE FALSEDUCKS BLAHG

     Again, I want to share this great music with the world and am offering up the whole record through the following download link: 

http://www.mediafire.com/download/jrs1cp4lm8u3sez/Borgy’s%20Banjo%20Reunion%20-%20Radio.rar

If I ever find the other two LPs I’ll offer them up as well. 

     One last jazz sample comes from something that I don’t have in my collection.  I went looking for obscure jazz bands and came across a reference to the Salt City Six.  What I learned about them is that they were originally the Salt City Five and hailed from Syracuse, New York.  I didn’t know that Syracuse had old Salt mines that gave the city the nickname Salt City.  You learn something new every day. 

     The Salt City Five/Six put out a few albums and did some extensive touring throughout the 1950s and 1960s.  I wish I owned some of their records but I have discovered the next best thing.  There is a website devoted to this great band and under the “music” section you can download all of their records and some rare radio material and live concerts.  You can find it all at:  http://www.saltcity56.com/.  This is a band that I’m enjoying very much and I hope to find their LPs.  Give a listen to a couple of their tracks below.  The first is “It’s a Long Way From Tipperary” from the LP “The Salt City Six – Plays Dixieland from Memphis to Tipperary” 

 

THE SALT CITY SIX. – IT’S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY
THE FALSEDUCKS BLAHG

Next up is “Fidgety Feet” from the Salt City Five LP “Salt City Five” on the Jubilee label. 

 

THE SALT CITY FIVE. – FIDGETY FEET
THE FALSEDUCKS BLAHG

     I’ll close on that note…that musical note that is.