The False Ducks Blahg

      It’s about time I wrote this blahg. Let me say that I think this blahg will practically write itself…which it probably should if it has to wait around for me.  Let me also say what I won’t talk about in this blahg.  I won’t comment on Doug Ford being elected as the new Premier of Ontario and how he and his party are rife with scandal and are attacking the working class and poor and disenfranchised of this Province.  No, I won’t talk about that.  I also won’t go on and on about my problems with my Father’s health and how he’s been home twice since October 15th and back again and how Belleville General Hospital had him on the mat with a count of 9 with us all around expecting him to lose the fight.  Didn’t happen.  He’s better and ornery and I hope to have him home again next week.  I’m not talking about that though.  This blahg is back to the music and an interesting story about a a dixieland jazz band that was but wasn’t.  I know, I flipped the title.  Read on and you’ll find out why. 

     Earlier this year, at a thrift store in Kingston, I picked up a jazz band record that looked very interesting.  It was Dixieland played by The Left Bank Bearcats on the Reo label (this is probably a Canada label and in the USA the record was issued on the Sommerset label).  I had never heard of the band but the front cover and the description on the back cover sounded interesting.  If you click on the back cover image to the right, you will get the description of the band.  Here’s the description from the back cover: 

Paris and New Orleans.  Both of these cities suggest about the same things to the traveler and the dreamer; Gayiety, food, the spice of naughtiness and music.

It’s small wonder that Parissiennes have taken to the greatest of all New Orleans commodities; Jazz.  The urban Frenchman always expresses himself in a free and uninhibited manner and yet never loses his identity as a Frenchman.  Is this not so of Dixieland?  Remain harmonious and sympathetic to the group, but never conform to preconceived pattern.  This is Jazz – This is Paris.

The romance of the Left Bank with all its color and excitement has an individual quality that sets it apart from the rest of Paris just as the French quarter in New Orleans is unlike any place in any American City.  The Left Bank Bearcats are a group of young French jazz devotees that play the various small cafes and bistros of Monmarte.  Except for Marcel Durand, the leader (and trombonist) no member of the group has ever had any formal musical training.  Jacques Cas the drummer worked four years as a deck hand aboard a French luxury liner and spent every off duty moment with the ship’s orchestra at rehearsals.

Bernard Gasté  plays piano, Robert Eluist banjo, Louis Marquant guitar.  Aron Dubois, the trumpeter, is an ardent fan of Louis Armstrong and boasts the largest personal collection of “Satchmo” recordings on the continent.  These sides were made after closing hours at Maison Diabolique.  They were recorded under the supervision of D.L. Miller.

Whether you are a student at Sobornne, a tourist, gendarme or just a darn fussy record collector, we’re certain you will enjoy the Left Bank Bearcats in Dixieland.  Cover art by Joe Krush.

     I can only tell you that I was very intrigued when reading the back cover of the LP.  A mysterious french band doing New Orleans style jazz?  Recorded after hours at the Maison Diabolique?  Who were these guys?  I had to know more.  First, here’s a sample of one of the songs from the LP.  I wanted to choose something that swings and wasn’t one of the traditional songs you hear on most Dixieland Jazz LPs: 

CHINATOWN, MY CHINATOWN

     Some research online brought me more information about the band.    They had recorded 3 LPs on the Sommerset label.  I had the first and was able to track down “The Left Bank Bearcats Take George M. Cohan to Dixieland”.  On the rear cover of that record was a little more about the band.  Some of the description of the band and their backgrounds and interests is lifted right from the back of the first LP and we also find out that they’re still under the direction of D.L. Miller and the cover art is once again by Joe Krush: 

Dixieland is as purely American as the Eifel Tower is French.  However, while Dixieland itself was born and developed here, the appetite for this happy music has not been confined to our shores.  As stompin’ evidence of its popularity overseas, we present this program of dixie all the way by a group of Parisian jazz devotees – The Left Bank Bearcats.  This is the second Long Play record of the Bearcats released on Somerset.  Their first release, “The Left Bank Bearcats in Dixieland” (Somerset P-1400), has racked up such an impressive sales figure that we found ourselves back in Maison Diabolique laying down more tapes after hours.

The Left Bank Bearcats are a group of young french jazz devotees that play the various small cafes and bistros Monmartre.  Except for Marcel Durand, the leader (and trombonist) no member of the group has ever had any formal musical training.  Jacques Cas the drummer worked four years as a deck hand aboard a French luxury liner and spent every off duty moment with the ships orchestra at rehearsals.

Bernard Gasté plays piano, Robert Eluist banjo, Louis Marquant guitar.  Aron Dubois, the trumpeter, is an ardent fan of Louis Armstrong and boasts the largest personal collection of “Satchmo” recordings on the continent.

This collection of George M. Cohan songs (except for one original by J. Kuhn, Jr.—“It’s George With Joe”) has been causing no end of packed performances at the Diabolique.  Cohan was most certainly one of our greatest song writers.  He was as uncomplicated a person as the wonderful songs he wrote.  He was loved by his contemporaries while alive, as much as his songs are loved after his leaving us.

We reel that tunes and performance of this calibre will be with us a long time.  After all, it is the good things that last.

Recording under direction of D. L. Miller at Maison Diabolique.  Remote audio mix G. Berliot.  Cover art Joe Krush.

Give a listen to the original song from this LP, “It’s George (M. That Is) With Joe”: 

     Okay, so we didn’t really learn a great deal more about the band from the cover of the second album.  In fact, we don’t learn much more either with the release of the third album “the Left Bank Bearcats in Hi-Fi!” which was also released as “the Left Bank Bearcats in ‘Stereo’ “.  Here’s what we get from the back cover:

Due to the many requests since the first two releases, we returned to the Maison Diabolique, and not only give you more of the Left Bank Bearcats Dixieland, but give it to you both in high fidelity and stereophonic sound!

For those of you that haven’t met the group until now, they are all young French jazz devotees who (with the exception of Marchel Durand) have never had formal musical training.  Monsier Durand (leader and trombonist) and his group play the various small cafes and bistros Monmarte.  Jacques Cas, former French liner deck hand on drums, Robert Eluist on banjo, Bernard Gasté on piano, Louis Marquant on guitar, “Satchmo” Armstrong fan, Aron Dubois on trumpet, and Jacques Bonner on clarinet, were the original men, and since out last recording another has joined their midst.  Jon Gautreaux was formerly a classical bass player, who, for undisclosed personal reasons left the concert halls and started sitting in on the Monmarte sessions.  Needless to say, he found the tuba more his forte and is now a regular Bearcat member.

Again these sides were made after hours and again the Left Bank Bearcats give you Dixieland “tres magnifique”.

Recording under the direction of D.L. Miller.  Cover art by Will Dressler.

    So, we still don’t know much more about the band but John Gautreaux has joined on tuba and Will Dressler has done the artwork.  You can click on the rear cover on the left which is in fact the rear cover of the “the Left Bank Bearcats in ‘Stereo’ ” and not the Hi-Fi version.  I haven’t tracked down that LP but I have been able to get the audio files so I’ll offer up one from that third record in the ‘Stereo’ version.  This time it’s “Good News on Bourbon St.” 

     At this point, I still had questions.  What happened to the band?  Why only three albums?  Where was this famous Maison Diabolique?  The answers to these questions will surprise you.  The fact is, the band wasn’t a french band at all and there was no Maison Diabolique.  It was all lies.  In researching the band, I came across two videos that explained the truth behind the Left Bank Bearcats.  The first is an interview with Al Leopold who was the real trombonist on the three albums.  On the albums he was credited as Marcel Durand.  Have a listen to his interview: 

     So, the mystery began to unravel.  The albums actually were recorded in Philadelphia by American musicians.  I then found a second video posted by the son of Joe Techner who played the trumpet on the albums but was credited as Aron Dubois.  Here’s that  video: 

     What’s really interesting is the text comment under the video posted by Joe Techner’s son.  It gives a little bit more about the whole ruse and I post it here as a quote from the Youtube page where the video is posted: 

“My father Joe Techner (pictured) was trumpet on the three Left Bank Bearcats “Dixieland” albums. Crazy solo at 1:54. The Left Bank Bearcat albums were knock-off albums probably made by Dave Miller’s Somerset label to cash-in on the Dukes of Dixieland albums that debuted in May 1957. The recordings were locally supervised by Joe Kuhn, an army musician buddy of my dad.

My dad recalled that the records were sort of “underground” since those responsible for them didn’t go through the “proper channels” to make them. As a result, according to my father, Kuhn was beat up and later died. The official cause of death was cancer of the spinal cord following a two-year illness.

Kuhn was probably beaten up for years of under-the-table recordings for Dave Miller. Miller imported recordings he supervised in Germany using readily-available cheap labor from the local musicans in post-World War II Europe. But Miller apparently didn’t have the availability of French musicians at the time. So he tried to pass the Left Bank Bearcats LPs (“recorded in Paris”) as some of these imports.

Kuhn made the recordings hastily and clandestinely. However, local Philly musicians recognized the players’ styles on the albums and the players themselves kidded about it. Those that controlled the music business came after Kuhn. Miller was elusive and was mostly abroad in Germany or England.

Most of what we know about these recordings comes from trombonist Al Leopold, who also played trombone in the band of Jan Savitt from 1937 – 1941. Leopold told both PhilaVideo and Belgian jazz discographer Walter Bruyninckx the story. Leopold got a phone call from Dave Miller producer of the Somerset label to put a band together that had to play Dixieland music but had to sound like a French amateur band! Miller put out the recording “as recorded in Paris” with fictitious French names! Aaron Dubois was Joe Techner (trumpet), Marcel Durand was Al Leopold (trombone, leader), Jack Bonner was Frank Lewis (clarinet), Bertrand Gasté was Bernie Lowe (piano), Robert Eluist was Billy La Pata (banjo, guitar), Jon Gautreaux was Joe Kuhn (bass, tuba) and Jacques Cas was Jack Cassidy (drums).

Al Leopold told me that the first album was Somerset P1400 recorded at the Reco-Art studio, 212 N. 12th St. in Philadelphia, but Al can’t remember the exact dates although he thinks they must have been made 1956-1957. The second album was Somerset SF8300 and was recorded in Swarthmore, PA. The third album was Somerset P5300, recorded in Wallingford, PA and there’s some history about this LP. Dave Miller chose as location a bar which had a room behind for all sorts of events.  The bar and the room were both connected to the toilet in between. Miller wanted to add some echo to this LP and opened the toilet door on the room side. After the first number they were listening to the balance when suddenly there was a flush of a toilet so Dave decided they should make the record without an echo!”

This “bar” was most likely Silvio “Babe” D’Ignazio’s The Towne House in Media, Pa. A picture of this tavern is on Somerset LP # 7600.

In a blog, Dave Stoddard accurately recounts how these recordings were viewed in Philly music circles, “The 1957 LPs were partly performances, partly musical jokes (hence the pseudonyms). I was aware of the records because friends of mine knew Al Leopold, and he had mentioned recording them. Once, to Leopold’s absolute delight, a jazz aficionado trying to impress him described (erroneously) having heard the Left Bank Bearcats play in Paris.”

In 1997, I contacted Al Sherman, owner of Alshire Records in Burbank, Calif. At the time, Sherman owned the Somerset catalog. I told Sherman the recordings were not made in Paris and he became irate. He knew it was a lie. At the time, I purchased copies of the Left Bank Bearcats LPs from Sherman. He mailed me USED copies with the name Dave Miller crossed out on the liner notes! The Somerset catalog is now owned by Madacy Entertainment, Montreal. I contacted Madacy but they showed no interest nor provided any information when requested. They were more interested in Dave Miller’s 1955 recordings of Bill Hailey and the Comets on his earlier Essex label.

Philadelphia Evening Bulletin March 12, 1962, page 31: JOSEPH F. KUHN, Musical Director Joseph F. Kuhn, composer, arranger and conductor, died Saturday. He was 37 and lived at 2423 Poplar road, Havertown. Mr. Kuhn was musical director for Miller International Co., and was well known for his recording work in Hollywood, the east coast and Germany. Surviving are his wife, Anna Marie, an opera singer; three sons, Kevin, David and Joseph; his mother, Mrs. F. G. Kuhn, and a sister. Requiem mass will be celebrated at 10 a.m. Thursday at St. Denis Roman Catholic Church, Oakmont.

I recently met Joe Kuhn’s son Kevin who remembered Miller well. Perhaps out of guilt, Miller treated them to boat trips down the shore. Miller died in London May 24, 1985.”

     Okay, is your mind blown yet?  An all-American band recording as a Paris band with fake names in a fake bar.  By the way, the Somerset LP #7600 that is referenced in the quote above is “Lee Gotch’s Ivy Barflies – To The Tables Down At Mory’s”.  A picture of it can be seen on the right.  Will the craziness never end?  From that one thrift shop find of the first Left Bank Bearcats record we get great jazz and a conspiracy to deceive the music buying public.  I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. 

     I’m going to end this blahg because nothing more I could say would change the lies into truths.  It’s unfortunate that these albums are long out of print because they’re fun.  The deception still gave us some great music.  I’ve decided to post all three albums as full downloads so get them before they disappear: 

Dixieland played by the Left Bank Bearcats

http://www.mediafire.com/file/e635jv6bb8s61r0/Dixieland.rar/file

The Left Bank Bearcats Take George M. Cohan to Dixieland

http://www.mediafire.com/file/ehz7cc9dx4xzzxv/Take_George_M._Cohan_To_Dixieland.rar/file

The Left Bank Bearcats in ‘Stereo’

http://www.mediafire.com/file/by0s9ddwdemrt2k/The_Left_Bank_Bearcats_In_Stereo.rar/file

     If anyone asks you where you downloaded the Left Bank Bearcats albums, deny everything.  Tell them it’s a band that wasn’t…but was.  You get the drift.

     Interesting title? I’ll get to that. Let me first update you on my father.  In my last blahg, WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. HENDERSON?, I wrote about my Father and our experiences with Belleville General Hospital (BGH) in Belleville, Ontario.  If I haven’t said how much I dislike this hospital or how really bad I believe the hospital is, let me say it now:  Belleville General Hospital Sucks!!  My Father came home on October 15th and I decided I didn’t want to fight with the hospital anymore.  On October 18th we had to send him back to the hospital because he had pneumonia.  The hospital did not put him on any anti-biotics, knowing he was going back out into the wide world, and so without the pre-thought of this simple precautionary measure, my Father got pneumonia.  The hospital tried to blame us for it saying we hadn’t given him water flushes through his feeding tube so he wouldn’t become dehydrated at that we allowed him to lie flat and not at a 45 degree angle.  Shut up BGH, we were not told about the water flushes and the home-care that they provided didn’t do the flushes.  We also always had him on a 45 degree angle even when sleeping.  So he’s back in BGH and we’re back in the ring fighting with them until he can come home again.  Sorry for the long winded sidetracked opening. 
    

So, 16 inches of trouble.  What does that even mean? Well, this has been a blahg that I have wanted to write for a few months.  Back in April, I came across a listing on Ebay for the following: 

This is a RARE Vintage 1945 Large 16” Thesaurus / Orthacoustic Vinyl Radio Broadcast Transcription Record. Made by RCA – NBC National Broadcasting Company / NBC Radio Recording Division, this 16” record is titled on both sides “Music Fights for Infantile Paralysis / Frank Sinatra with Axel Stordahl & His Orchestra – March of Dimes Campaign”. The record is Orthacoustic #ND4-MM-9649/50. The record is in very good condition with only some light surface wear & a few light scratches. It includes the original plain brown paper sleeve, that has wear mostly just in the corners.

If you click on the picture on the left you can see how big this 16 inch record is.  It’s 16 inches!  It wasn’t the size of the record that made me want to buy it but what was listed on the label on one side.  Click on the close-up picture of the label to the right.  It clearly shows three songs:  “I Dream of You”, “The Trolley Song”, and “When You’re Alone.”  It was that last song, “When You’re Alone” that launched me into buying this record. 

     Now I don’t think I need to tell you that I’m an avid Sinatra fan and collector.  I’d never heard of a song recorded by Sinatra with the title “When You’re Alone.”  There exists a song called “When You’re Alone” published in 1919 and credited to Eugene West & Otis Spencer.  I can’t find lyrics for it but here’s a video on Youtube of an instrumental version from the 78 by Paul Biese and his Novelty Orchestra:

I did quite a bit of research online and could find nothing that would link this song to Sinatra but I thought maybe the listing on the label was wrong.  I realized that Sinatra had recorded a song called “When Your Lover Has Gone” which contained the following lyrics: 

When you’re alone, who cares for starlit skies
When you’re alone, the magic moonlight dies
At break of dawn, there is no sunrise
When your lover has gone

It was quite possible that the label misidentified the song but I couldn’t be sure.  Sinatra did record “When Your Lover Has Gone” on December 19th, 1944 but again, I didn’t know if this was the same song that was on the record.  I just had to know. 

     The fact that the record was a 16 inch record didn’t deter me and at the cost of $20 and another $25 for shipping, I became the highest and I believe the only bidder.  It wasn’t until after I paid for it and it was on my way that I actually gave any thought to how I was going to play this enormous record.  My regular turntable could only play a maximum size of a regular 12 inch record.  The 16 inch record wouldn’t fit because there was no room between the the platter and the tone arm.  So I researched how I might be able play this massive record and found a video on Youtube when someone adapted a way to play a 16 inch transcription record on a regular turntable.  Check it out: 

     I found this to be a very interesting video but I didn’t have all of the components that this guy had but I thought I might be able to create something that would accomplish the same thing.  The following videos represent a log of what I went through to play the record.   Unfortunately I was holding my Ipad the wrong way around so the videos are very narrow.

     Video number 1:  The record comes:

Video number 2: My current stereo can’t play a 16 inch transcription record:

Video number 3: I talk about cannibalizing an old record player:

Video number 4: The tone arm is out and what’s left to do:

Video number 5: It Works!:

     Later on, I added two new 16 inch transcription records to my collection.  They are both Treasury Star Parade shows.  The first is #307 from December 17, 1943 and the second is #311 from December 27, 1943.  I received these last week and decided to show an udpated video of my setup recording #311 to my computer:

     All of these radio shows are extremely rare and not readily in circulation among fans.  I thought I would also share these with my readers.  First up is “Music Fights for Infantile Paralysis / Frank Sinatra with Axel Stordahl & His Orchestra – March of Dimes Campaign”.  This is from early 1945 or late 1944 because the record label says “Broadcast Between Jan. 14 – 31 Only.”  There are three five minute shows per side with a total of six shows and with one song per show.  Side one features the songs “I Dream of You”, “The Trolley Song”, and “When You’re Alone.”  Side two features “I Heard That Song Before”, “There Is No You”, and “Brahm’s Lullaby.”  I present all six shows in one full length track:

     Next are the two Treasury Star Parade shows.  First up is show #307 from December 17, 1943 featuring the songs “There’ll Be A Hot Time In The Town Of Berlin”, “If Loveliness Were Music”, and “I’ve Had This Feeling Before”:

    Next is Treasury Star Parade #311 from December 27, 1943 featuring the songs “Falling In Love With Love”, “The Music Stopped”, and “I Couldn’t Sleep A Wink Last Night”:

      So about now, you’re probably wondering about that alternate title to this blahg “Like Father, Like Son”.  Well, recently my son Noah posted the first in his Youtube video series about Analog Resurgence.  While I’m all about the old records and the technology to play them, Noah’s all about old cameras for filming and photography.  Check out his first full video all about Kodak Super 8 film:

     So I guess the apple doesn’t fall very far from the tree.  Is that phrase even correct for this analogy?  Maybe it should be “both records are playing at the same speed.”  I don’t know.  Just subscribe to his video channel and keep checking back for more content from him and more blahgs from me.  Maybe he’ll update more than I do.  Stop nagging already!

    Yes it’s true, it’s September of 2018 and I haven’t written a blahg since April. This blahg is going to explain what happened to me and what happened to another Mr. Henderson, my Father, George.  I am on holidays this week and I was going to change the picture on the right to one I took at the beach the beginning of this week.  I was going to do that but when I logged in today to write this new blahg, I noticed that someone had changed my picture to a very inappropriate one where a Hitler mustache had been drawn on me and a Nazi swastika emblazoning my forehead and a speech bubble with an offensive word off to the side.  I have changed my password and hope that the bastard who did that is locked out.  To this sick individual I say “there is no place for your type of hatred in this world”. 

     Now onto more important things.  I want to talk about my Father.  In a previous blahg in February of 2015 entitled My Good Life, I wrote about my Father falling in January of 2015 and breaking his right hip.  It took six weeks to get him back on his feet and get him home.  At that time they made a diagnosis that he had functional dementia which simply means he functions well in his home environment.  This makes sense because he had some bad days in the hospital when he didn’t even know who I was.  The team at Belleville General Hospital were prepared to give up on him then and it took me going in every day to encourage him to get up and work with the physiotherapists.  Eventually he got up and got going and went home.  I had that experience of seeing him coming back from the fall and fighting through the dementia and getting mobile.  That’s what drives my current experiences with Belleville General Hospital.  Read on. 

     I am not saying that everything was great over the past three years with my Father at home.  He and my mother would fight and argue but my Father was not violent.  Sure he could be stubborn but I think that’s bred in all us Hendersons…or so my wife tells me.  He got back most of his mobility and walked with the aid of a walker.  He walked all around the house, ate everything put in front of him, and smoked and drank when he could.  He didn’t go out of the house much unless I took him to appointments or took him to his my brother’s cottage.  It was a semblance of a good life.  This year Dad celebrated is 81st birthday and we expected him to continue strong.  The day after his birthday I took him to see his Doctor.  It took me three months to convince him to go and the bribery of two bottles of rye…one for going and one when he got home.  Of course the drinks were measured out over time.  Unfortunately one week after his Doctor’s appointment he slipped in his home and fell and broke his left hip.  That was June 1st.  Things have not gotten better since then and my Father is currently a prisoner in Belleville General Hospital. 

     I want to show you a picture of my Dad on the left from three years ago.  Yes, he was 78 then but you can see that he was healthy if not mobile yet.  As I said, it took 6 weeks and my own stubbornness battling his stubbornness to get him up and moving.  I give credit to the physiotherapists but the discharge planner at that time was saying my Dad would not get better and show go into a long-term care home.  I didn’t buy into that then and won’t now.  Look at the current picture of my Dad on the right.   This was taken about three weeks ago when the weather was nice and I was able to get him outside for a few minutes.  That was the last time I was able to get him out of the hospital because the hospital has not been very cooperative since then. 

     After my Father fell and broke his hip back at the beginning of June, he was admitted to Belleville General Hospital, which I will refer to as BGH hereon.  His surgery occurred within 24 hours and then he was moved to the sixth floor of BGH.  After his surgery, his health began to decline because he came down with pneumonia four times or one long bout of pneumonia that they never got under control.  I was told by the various Doctors that this is common in seniors after this type of surgery.  Sounds like they were aware this might happen but I can tell you he never took an precautionary measures.  He was always in a room with at least one other patient and there was no mask and gown procedures to prevent my Father from being exposed.  They also kept changing rooms and rarely giving him a window view unless I complained.  I don’t like to complain but BGH staff don’t do a lot of thinking when it comes to patient care; in my humble opinion. 

     My Father’s health declined so much on BGH’s watch that he had to have a feeding tube put in.  He lost muscle mass and the ability to control his limbs.  I was called into BGH when the hospital was sure my Dad wasn’t going to make it and I should prepare myself for the worse.  The worse didn’t happen and my Father has continued to beat everything thrown at him.  The major problem is that BGH’s attitude is that they believe my Father will never get any better and that he should go into long-term care.  Where have I heard that before.  They did nothing for his mental or spiritual health either and I found myself arguing with the hospital when I’d find my Father lying flat on his back or parked in a wheelchair between his bed and the wall with his head turned to stare at the wall.  Many is the time I have gone up and found no one engaging with him and him staring at the ceiling or a wall.  Communication broke down and they stopped calling to give me updates.  It was at that point a month ago when I filed a complaint with Patient Experience Specialist. 

     I don’t want to go into a lot of details but my complaints were not just about my Father’s care.  It included the attitude of Doctors and Patient Flow Coordinators who told me I had misplaced optimism and that my Father would never get any better and long-term care was the only option.  They even wanted me to sign papers for long-term care so they could charge us long-term care rates while he waiting in the hospital for a long-term care bed; something that could take more than a year.  At the same time I began working every day with my Father and talking to him, engaging him, and getting him to move his limbs.  BGH staff were content to let him languish in his bed and do nothing.  I knew that even talking with him went a long way towards his mental health and his motivation to get better.  My attitude was I don’t know if my Dad can come back from this but I also don’t know that he can’t come back from this.  That is what I told the staff in the meeting with myself and the Patient Experience Specialist.  I also told them that they made my Father the way he is now and they need to take some responsibility to help him get better.  Unfortunately I believe there’s a collusion of effort on BGH’s behalf to make the hospital look good despite my complaints and the lack of appropriate care for my Father.  They don’t treat him like the George Henderson I know him to be and refuse to work with me on my efforts to being him back to a better quality of life. 

     There was a short period where I had some hope because a couple of Doctors followed up on my suggestions.  They took him off one mood stabilizer that was causing him to be continually drowsy and doped up and put him on one that’s seen him more engaging.  They also provided a prescription for CBD oil that some believes helps patients with their dementia.  I’m still working to get that.  Having Power of Attorney for my Dad doesn’t always mean I get what is needed and when it’s needed.  Unfortunately the Doctor on his floor, now the 4th floor where I didn’t want him to go and a move on which I was not consulted, changes every week.  This past week’s Doctor is Dr. Robertson and one who told me a couple of months ago that my Father would never get any better.  I showed him the progress my Father has made to move his limbs and my Father even showed Dr. Robertson himself but Dr. Robertson dismissed it and said it wasn’t much to show for three months in the hospital.  That was very dismissive to both my Father and I.  Talk about insensitivity! 

     I should also add that I filed another complaint from two weeks ago when I was spoken to in an inappropriate manner but a nurse at BGH.  I had been visiting my Father after work and working with him to move his limbs.  I often joke around with Dad because he likes to laugh and he knows I love him and want him to get better.  I said to him “you’re useless to me lying in the bed because I want you to come home.”  Nothing hurtful was meant by it but all of a sudden a nurse comes into the room saying another staff member had witnessed being abusive to my Father.  They said I said his was useless and generally degrading to my Father.  This never happened but the nurse said they were going to file a report.  I tried to talk with her but they made no effort to want to hear the truth.  So I phoned the Patient Experience Specialist and let her know what happened.  The dressing down I received from the nurse was done in front of other BGH staff and family members of another patient in my Dad’s ward room.  I heard nothing more from the Patient Experience Specialist after she said she would look into it so I don’t expect anything to come of that complaint.  The Patient Experience Specialist also told me she was leaving that position on September 28th.  Can you guess what that means.  If you guessed nothing then you’d be right.  Nothing is in keeping with what is typical of BGH. 

     I have requested my Father be moved from BGH to Providence Care in Kingston.  They have a geriatric rehabilitation center there and I know Dad would get the care and attention he needs there.  Unfortunately BGH has stonewalled me on that.  When I spoke with Dr. Robertson yesterday he said my Father was turned down by Providence Care.  Then he called me later and said he was mistaken and that BGH had not made the referral because they thought my Father didn’t meet the requirements for Providence Care.  Then he phoned me back and said he had been mistaken again.  Frankly I stopped listening to him at that point and told him I think I should get a lawyer involved.  A Doctor that makes two mistakes in one day?  Mistakes or lies?  It certainly doesn’t instill any confidence. 

     So my Dad is in limbo.  I can’t get BGH to provide appropriate care and they are blocking his transfer out of the hospital  I used the word languishing earlier and I will use it again.  My Father is languishing in BGH and they are not working with me to help him get better.  They don’t recognize the improvements Dad has made while I’ve been working with him.  It’s a total lack of respect for my Father.  Again, it boils down to dignity.  The Doctor on his floor changes every week and I’ll just have to wait until Dr. Robertson is gone today.  I’ve contacted Providence Care myself.  I’m waiting for a call back.  I can’t go through BGH because they just won’t listen or help.  It’s up to me to fight for my Dad because no one else is doing it.  I’ll keep you posted.  Three years ago my Father proved them wrong and I have full confidence he can do it again.  If only I could get a competent hospital work with me on this.

      Well, it’s another snow storm here in my neck of the woods; about the fourth in February so far.  I got to go home early from work today, because I have a great boss, and I thought I’d try and write a quick blahg for 2018 about my trials and tribulations in 2017.  My topless photo at right is from one of those trying times last year which I survived.  Hear that 2017?  I survived!  You didn’t get me! 

     Some of you are probably wondering how a year could try and kill someone.  It just can!  It’s like machines, they will rise up and try to exterminate us all one day.  It will start with toasters.  If you don’t like toast then count yourself lucky but keep an eye on your coffee maker or hand mixer.  It’ll happen, mark my words. But not my Instant Pot.  I like my Instant Pot.  Pssst, closer so my Instant Pot doesn’t hear.  It’s going to happen!  That device is the most like a bomb item that I have in my house so don’t make it mad.

     Okay, so I digress.  The appliances haven’t risen up yet and they’ve yet to unionize.  2017 saw me facing a few challenges and it did include motorized equipment but there might have been some human involvement in there somewhere.  I’m trying to think of the earliest incident in 2017.  I think it was last April when a serious thing happened with my 2005 Ford Escape.  One day I was driving it and it starting making a thumping noise.  I checked with construction workers I know and even consulted my mechanic.  They assured me it was a belt in my tire.  I was told I could drop it off at my local garage and my mechanic would look at it the next day.  I didn’t get that far.  Read on. 

     My wife and I had to stay in town after work to meet with our Insurance agent.  I left the truck at my parents’ home and we drove in my wife’s car.  We then went out to dinner and did some shopping.  We picked up my truck later that evening and my wife was following me in my car.  I hadn’t even left town when there was a loud “bang” and the truck lurched to the right.  When I got out, I couldn’t find anything wrong with the truck but it was dark so it wouldn’t have been easy to see anything.  My wife said that just before the truck lurched, she saw something fly off the truck.  I called a tow-truck and 30 minutes later a flat-bed pulled up and tried to hoist my truck.  The right front tire almost fell off.  It was then that the tow-truck driver discovered that all of the lug nuts that hold on the tire were missing.  Probably the thing that my wife saw fly off was the last lug nut holding it on.  The driver managed to secure the tire with nuts borrowed from the other tires and was able to hoist it onto the flatbed and haul it out to my local garage here in Demorestville. 

     You would think that would have been the end of the story but you’d be wrong; much like we’re all wrong about having all of those appliances in our homes…..shhhhhhhhhhhh!  My mechanic looked at the truck the following day and there was no major damage.  It required all new lug nuts and it only cost me $50…plus the $180 tow!  The scary thing that my mechanic had to tell me was that he believed someone had deliberately loosened or removed the lug nuts.  It wasn’t from wear and tear.  I never discovered who did that but it’s scary to think I was targeted. 

     When I got home from work that next day, my truck was in the driveway waiting for me.  That was a Friday so I drove it into our garage and didn’t drive it the whole weekend.  On Sunday, I discovered that the front right tire was completely flat.  I can tell you I lost it.  I was sure that I was being targeted and that someone had gotten into the garage and deliberately flattened the tire.  I was sure that someone was trying to kill me.  The culprit who had tampered with my lug nuts was out to get me!  Again, not so.  It turns out the valve stem had been damaged when the mechanics tightened all the lug nuts on all of the other tires.  It was a quick fix but my nerves were still in need of repair. 

     I’ll jump around a bit.  The next incident with my Ford Escape was in November when my gas cap light came on.  I wasn’t too concerned when I saw that light on the dashboard because it had happened before.  I had dropped and broken the original gas cap so I had to replace it with an after market cap and sometimes if not tightened properly, the light would come on.  Removing and re-tightening it usually fixed the problem.  It didn’t work that time.  Instead, my engine light came on.  My mechanic assured me it was probably just a sensor but he couldn’t get it in to the shop until the following week.  He said it was safe to drive but I swapped it out for my wife’s car and let her drive it the one minute it takes her to get to her school. 

     After letting it rest for the weekend I decided it was paranoia on my part and I could probably drive it to work.  On my commute into town, more lights lit up on the dash and my windshield wipers started to go in slow motion.  I just turned the corner onto the street where I work when everything died and I managed to coast to a stop along the side of the road.  Luckily after the incident with the lug nuts in the spring, I had purchased a CAA membership.  I called a tow truck and was told it would cost me $50 because the tow to my mechanic in Demorestville was outside the 20 kilometer free tow area.  I walked a half block to work and grumbled about it.  I logged onto the CAA website and discovered that tows over longer distances were free with the next membership package up from mine.  That was an upgrade of $40 that I happily made.  Even more lucky, CAA processed the upgrade right away and my tow was free.  It turned out to be the alternator in my truck and not the sensor but I survived once more. 

     I have previously written about two other incidents that happened to me in 2017.  If you check out the blahgs entitled HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 2017! and BEING SICK ON CHRISTMAS IS NO FUN…BUT HERE WE GO, then you’ll read about when I had a scooter accident in September and how I was miserably sick at Christmas.  The half naked photo of me above is from when I was in the hospital after wiping out on my daughter’s scooter.  The flu at Christmas was something else.  I was sure it was going to kill me and when it didn’t I was crying for death to come and take me.  I never want to be that sick again. 

     In between the accident in September and the flu at Christmas there was something else that tried to take me down.  For some reason, I began to suffer severe pain in the middle of my back just below my shoulder blades.  It went on for a couple of weeks and I was having difficulty sleeping at night and walking upright during the daylight hours.  Heating rub, heating pads, and medication didn’t help at all.  Finally my wife trotted out one of her old suggestions of going to see a Chiropractor.  Normally I would be opposed because I always thought Chiropractors were quacks but this time I was willing to give it a try.  My only condition was that I wanted a female Chiropractor because the two others I had seen in my lifetime were old white men who did nothing for me. 

     I’d like to say that going to the Chiropractor helped me but I’m not really sure if it did.  I know that after the first visit I was very skeptical because I had been bashed, bruised and twisted until I was in even more pain than before the appointment.  I committed to going a total of three times.  Each time was like the one before and the Chiropractor told me she was having a problem loosening the tightness in the middle of my back.  I was supposed to go back and see her after Boxing Day but then I came down with that miserable flu.  I was so sick with such a pain in my throat and other aches and pains that I completely forgot about my back.  Then I realized that I didn’t feel the pain in my back.  Maybe it had been the work of the Chiropractor or maybe it was the stress at work leading up to the holidays that I forgot about because of the flu.  Either way the pain was gone and I survived until the end of the year and up to today. 

     Well, that’s it.  2017 didn’t get me!  My Tassimo tried to quit on me in 2018 but then it too knew I was a stubborn bastard and was prepared to replace it.  In fact, I did replace it but then my old one started working again.  So I have a back-up Tassimo in my closet.  I know that’s probably not a good idea to threaten my old Tassimo and that more than likely the old and the new will pair up one day or merge into some Super Tassimo Dalek but I’m feeling good with having come home early today and having had a nap.  So I’ll throw caution to the wind and temp the fates and say that 2018 is going to be a great year.  After all, I have a new Instant Pot that’s done some great meals and makes everyone at work jealous.  Until it becomes sentient and decides to Instantly kill me.  Bring it on!

     Well, it’s Christmas Day, December 25th, 2017 and I’m sick.  I woke up yesterday morning with a sore throat that doesn’t allow me to swallow and has basically caused my throat to close. I was up most of the night feeling worse, didn’t even see Santa Claus, I think he slipped in when I was in the bathroom expectorating, and then felt extremely double dog worse than worse this morning.  I had been trying cold medication and lozenges but nothing was working and I was starving and could not swallow to eat or drink.  I gave in to my wife and allowed her to take me to the local hospital.  I was in and out in under an hour; go figure it’s not busy on Christmas Day.  I have a viral infection in my throat and ears that required steroids and Tylenol.  We got home about 10am to open presents with the kids and then I went for a nap.  My wife and kids have gone to my parents for Christmas dinner and I’m writing this blahg.  So much for my Christmas and breaking my 55 year record of never ending up at the hospital on Christmas Day.  It better be a hell of a good New Year! 

     I can’t really talk right now so instead I’m just going to post many photos of the decorations outside and inside my house.  We’ve had about 16 inches of snow and it’s beautiful outside.  I hope this adds to your Christmas enjoyment.

And now after all that snow:

And now for the inside of the house.  Nutcrackers, mantle display, and the nativity.

     Remember to click on the photos for larger images. 

     I managed to dash off a new Christmas story this year as well.  It follows after a fun Christmas song by the late great Stompin’ Tom Connors.  The song sums up my feelings about how tough it is to be sick at Christmas.  The story is just for fun.  MERRY CHRISTMAS!

DOWN ON CHRISTMAS:

JACK’S CHRISTMAS LIST

It was that time again, not Christmas, but the time when Jack’s wife began to nag him about making a Christmas list.

“Honey,” she began, as if qualifying her request with endearment made it sound any less nagging, “I still need you to make your Christmas list.”  There was a tone that implied ‘still’ meant she had asked before and was getting tired of asking.

“Give me peace!” he snapped back.  He hadn’t intended to snap at all but he realized he had been asked before and some guilt and some annoyance all mixed together were leading his tongue.

The look on his wife’s face was now more than annoyance about failure of the list to materialize but now encompassed a further annoyance with Jack and his response.

“I mean World Peace,” he quickly added. “Give me World Peace.  World Peace is always at the top of my wish list.”

“Nice save, Jack,” the endearment had been dropped, “but I still want your list.”

It couldn’t be avoided now.  Every year it was the same thing.  Jack held out as long as he could before giving in to making a list.  And every year his wife had to poke and prod him into the action of sitting down and putting pen to paper.

It wasn’t that Jack didn’t like or even wanted to make a Christmas list.  He just didn’t see the necessity of it all.  He’d ask for something and it would be the wrong item or the wrong color or the wrong size.  His wife wasn’t much of an online shopper and Jack was sure to get whatever she could find locally and always a poor substitute to what he had put on the list.  So Jack couldn’t really see the point in it.

Jack loved Christmas.  It was his favorite time of the year.  He indulged himself early in the music and movies and the television specials that always brought a lump to his throat and caused him to cough and clear his throat and blame it on whatever he was eating or drinking at the time; even if his hand or mouth was empty.

Jack really enjoyed the giving part and not so much the getting.  He would always look for that perfect gift for his wife or his children.  He would always recall something they had mentioned throughout the year, and if it wasn’t purchased for birthdays or some other reason, he would find it for Christmas.  He was a savvy online shopper, unlike his wife, and he’d order early, intercept the mail, and hide it somewhere until Christmas rolled around and he could wrap it and place it under the tree.

Even getting the tree was an event for Jack.  It had to be a real tree and it became an event to trek out to the Christmas Tree farm and walk and search until the perfect tree was found.  His wife would always choose the first tree she saw that was half decent.  It would always be too fat or too scrawny or not tall enough.  It was the same old argument about the star not having enough clearance from the top of the tree to the ceiling.  Jack always meant to measure his ceiling height and know the exact height required with star clearance.  It was always his thought to carry a measuring tape with him to the farm and produce that tool with a knowing chuckle and a bad pun something along “let’s see dear, how your tree really measures up.”  He never did it because it might have bordered on being hurtful even though he thought it was funny.

Jack also had his outdoor Christmas display.  The house was festooned with Christmas lights and the lawn sported more inflatable holiday characters each year.  The first Saturday in December he’d be outside assembling and plugging and swearing if something failed to inflate or light.  Most of the family left him to it because it was safer that way.  The children used to help but when they got older it seemed to get colder and they’d rather be inside and wait until it was all done.  Jack would gather them together when it was dark and everything could be seen properly.  He took great pride in the display.  It was another part of his Christmas tradition.  Making a Christmas list however just didn’t seem to fit into his annual Christmas plans.

Jack looked over at his wife.  She wasn’t looking back at him now.  She was caught up in her reading and Jack was spared for the moment from her imploring stare.  There was no getting out of it, he’d have to make the list.

Jack got up and made for the garage.  “I’m going to the garage,” he quickly added, so his wife wouldn’t wonder what he was up to.  The garage was where Jack did some of his best thinking.  She wouldn’t normally follow him there.

On his way through to the garage he stopped in the kitchen and snatched up a pen and tore off a couple sheets from his wife’s note pad held by a magnet on the fridge.  It was Christmas themed with an appropriate “Christmas To Do List.”  Jack also snatched up a couple of his wife’s Christmas cookies that she had recently baked and left to cool on the counter.  He didn’t think she’d miss them and besides he needed strength if he was going to make his list.

In the garage, Jack sat at this work bench and looked around for inspiration.  There wasn’t much for inspiration.  He could mostly spy his tools.  He had more than he knew what to do with and Birthdays and Father’s Day and Christmas always brought more.

“Well, I know what’s not going on my list,” he said to himself.  “I should just write NO TOOLS in big capital letters.  Maybe then they’ll get the message.”

Jack stopped to think on what he had just said.  It wasn’t the part about seeming ungrateful and wanting no more tools this Christmas but he really intrigued himself with the thought of putting something on his list that he really didn’t want.  Maybe that would also work for the things that he really did want.  He was amused by this.  If he made it clear what he wanted or didn’t want then there would be no mistake.

Jack stared down at the first note sheet.  It was after all a Christmas To Do List.  And all he had to do was make his list his way.

“First we’ll start with World Peace,” he said aloud to no one in particular.  “I told her that World Peace is always at the top of my list.”  Jack wrote down World Peace.

“Now for the useless presents,” Jack continued.  “Socks and Underwear.  I’ve got just as many of those as I do tools.”  Jack thought about this for a minute and then wrote down ‘Socks and Underwear’.  He added in brackets, ‘the colorful the better because no one ever sees them beneath my shoes and pants.’  He always got socks and underwear for Christmas and this way he was giving in to that.   He didn’t really need any but why not give permission with his own twist.

Next Jack wrote down ‘NO TOOLS’.  He wrote those two words out in big block letters and underlined them.  He couldn’t have been clearer.

Jack grabbed at one of the cookies.  His wife made the best chocolate chip cookies.  It didn’t matter that they weren’t really Christmas cookies.  At Christmas he loved most his wife’s chocolate chip cookies and the obligatory Toblerone bar he found in his stocking.  It was one of Jack’s favorites and his wife and children never forgot to get him one each year.  Unfortunately Toblerone was everyone else’s favorite and by the time Jack was finished sharing his, he usually only ended up with one piece.  One piece out of nine didn’t seem fair but Jack never complained.  It was Christmas and he knew that giving was part of the holidays.

Jack saw the inspiration in this and wrote down ‘one piece of Toblerone’.  Again he used brackets afterwards to add ‘share the other pieces among yourselves because I’m lucky only to get one regardless’.

“There, that’s coming along nicely,” he mused.  He gave a chuckle about the Toblerone addition and began to think of more that he could add to his list that would give him pleasure.

Jack read over his list.  He read it again.  He read it a few more times.  He was stuck.  He eyed the other cookie.  It didn’t provide inspiration this time.  He read his list at least five more times.  At this length it certainly was no novel.

“A book,” Jack uttered.  “What about a book?”  What about a book? Jack was an avid reader when he could find something that interested him.  He didn’t like new novels.  He enjoyed the classics or biographies, or history, or how to books.  What could he put on the list that was clear and concise?  He’d been given books before that he hadn’t read but sometimes he’d receive something that would be good.  He had at least a half a shot at getting something readable.

‘A book,’ he wrote.  ‘Nothing in particular.  You know what I like.’  It wasn’t as clear and concise as he hoped it would be but he liked the odds that it might be something decent.  At least he’d be surprised if nothing else.

‘A record,’ he wrote next.  Jack was an avid record collector.  He was a huge Dixieland Jazz fan He always bought up any Dixieland Jazz record he found at yard sales or thrift shops.  They weren’t always good but getting something for Christmas that he would enjoy were the same odds as the book.  He added ‘No Disco’.  He felt he didn’t need to specify the desire for Dixieland Jazz because his family knew his interests when it came to music but like the tools, he believed it necessary to stress No Disco.

Jack snatched the last cookie.  He was proud of himself.  It wasn’t a long list but then he didn’t want it to be a long list.  A long list would suggest that he gave great thought to the list and that he’d taken it seriously.  He didn’t want that.  He really didn’t want anything.  The making of this list was more a rebellion of sorts against the making of a list at all.  The only thing he wanted was to have a nice Christmas with the family.

‘A nice Christmas with my family,’ he added at the end.  That was the only thing he wanted on his list.  Each year Christmas was a good gathering of his wife and his kids with Jack grinning like a fool in his element.  Jack could recall the past Christmases and he liked to look back on them as fond and warm memories.  That was all he really wanted.

Jack grabbed up his list and headed back into the house.  He’d place it on the refrigerator where his wife would find it.  As a last effort, he scrawled ‘JACK’S LIST’ in block letters.  Like the NO TOOLS, he triple underlined the words.

He grabbed up a couple more cookies and headed off to find the family photo albums.  He was feeling a little sentimental and wanted to look back on past Christmases.  He was sure to be grinning in each and every photo.

Christmas came and it was everything Jack had hoped for.  It started with Christmas Eve and Jack lighting off his traditional fireworks.  Jack was like a big kid waiting until it got dark and then setting off a stream of colorful little explosions that always drew gawkers at his neighbors’ windows.  He wife and children liked the fireworks too but truth be told they were glad when it was over so they could go back inside and warm up.  Jack didn’t care.  It made him happy and maybe it brought cheer to his family and his neighborhood too.

The rest of Christmas Eve was spent watching old Christmas movies or re-running family home videos of past Christmases.  There was always a mini-feast around ten with everyone toasting the Christmas with egg-nog or ginger ale.  Jack didn’t allow anything heavier over the holidays.  That wasn’t what Christmas was all about.  Christmas was about these family moments and making new memories.

Christmas morning consisted of a big breakfast before presents.  The menu varied a little each year whether there would be pancakes or waffles or french toast or what fruit everyone wanted.  But everyone agreed on bacon.  There always had to be bacon.

Then came the presents.  Jack had noticed a couple of weeks back that his Christmas list had disappeared from the refrigerator.  Now his fate was in the hands of his wife and children.  It didn’t really matter though because Christmas for him was the fireworks, the bacon, and all the Christmas cheer he could cram in with his family.  There would be new memories and new photos and next year Jack could pull them out and remember it all over again.

Jack and his wife usually waited until the children opened their gifts before starting on their own.  Jack would pile his wife’s gifts beside her on the sofa and she’d lay his on his lap in his chair.  They’d take turns but this year his wife insisted that Jack go last.  Jack wasn’t sure what to think of this but he’d made his list and the rest of the show was going to be determined by his wife.

The children enjoyed their gifts and Jack’s wife found Jack to be more than thoughtful and generous with the presents he had provided for her and the children.  The camera flashed throughout; preserving the moments.

Next up were Jack’s gifts.  His wife insisted that everyone stop and observe Jack opening them.  Again Jack was not sure what to think of all this.

The first Christmas present was large and square.  It was very light and something appeared to be loose inside.  Jack tore away the paper to find a jigsaw puzzle picturing the world.  Inside was one piece.

Jack stared at this wife.

“It’s World Piece,” his wife said.  “Get it?  Well, maybe you will, I mean the rest of the pieces, if you’re a good boy.”

Jack wasn’t grinning yet.  Maybe his list wasn’t as creative as he thought it would be.  In fact, he wondered if it might backfire on him.

Next up were the useless presents.  The socks were two toned.  The upper half were one color and the bottoms another.

“Don’t worry about it Jack,” his wife quipped, “no one sees the top parts underneath your pants.”

Jack gulped.  He was in for it now.  Opening the next package, he found that the requested underwear were his own.  His wife had taken the four or five pairs of his boxers that had ripped at the seams and had stitched them nicely so you couldn’t tell they’d been torn.  They were also freshly laundered.  She was very considerate.

“I know,” Jack stammered, “no one sees them underneath your pants.”  His wife was taking his list way to literally.

“Reach into your stocking dear,” his wife instructed.

Jack emptied the contents of his stocking onto the floor.  There were more two-toned socks, some lottery tickets, about a dozen of his wife’s best cookies nicely wrapped in Christmas cellophane, some candies, an orange, and the unmistakeable Toblerone.  This Toblerone however was lighter than it should be.  Jack grinned.  At least she got this right.  His wife and children had probably taken their pieces and left him the obligatory one piece.  He was partly correct.  Inside were three pieces.  The tradition of the chocolate was that the letters for TOBLERONE were spelled across the nine pieces.  Jack found in the box, three pieces.  It was the last three pieces of the TOBLERONE that spelled ONE.  For once he had come out ahead.  Maybe this Christmas list thing would work out after all.

The next gift was hard and rectangular.  It was a Tool Box.  It was also empty inside

 “The next time you ask for No Tools,” his wife laughed, “you can keep them in your No Tools Tool Box.”

Jack got the joke.  His wife had a better sense of humor than he gave her credit for.

Jack got a book.  Like the Tool Box, there was nothing inside.

“It’s called a Nothing Book,” his wife explained.  “You write down whatever you want inside.  You said Nothing in particular in that is Nothing in particular.  I do know what you like.”

Jack was getting into it now.  He had been too literal and his wife was taking him on his words.

Jack got a record.  It wasn’t exactly Disco and it wasn’t exactly Dixieland.  It was a Discoland Jazz record.  His wife had ordered it over the internet.  She was full of surprises.  Jack would learn on playing it that the record was surprising good.  Later that day and in ensuring years he would play it as the family was sitting down to Christmas dinner.

Jack surveyed his gifts.  His wife had bested him.  He thought he had been smart in the way he had made out his list.  His wife had been smarter and had taught him a lesson.  She had really enjoyed getting everything Jack had on his list.  That was what Jack had forgotten this Christmas.  As much as he enjoyed the Christmas gifts he gave each year, his wife enjoyed giving to him as well.  It didn’t matter if they were the useless gifts or even tools, his wife always got him something.  She knew it wasn’t about the gifts, it was about the time with family.  If getting gifts he didn’t really want made her happy then what she had put him through this year was worth it.

“There’s one more, Jack.”  His wife reached out with another gift.

Jack wasn’t sure what could be left.  He’d received everything on his list.  The only other thing that had been on his list was ‘a nice Christmas with my family’ and he’d already received that.  In fact, he was still receiving it.

Jack found his fingers were trembling slightly as he opened the last gift.  It was a small photo album.  On each page was a picture of Jack grinning like a fool.  They’d been culled from other albums and featured Jack from Birthdays, Father’s Days, Anniversaries, and past Christmases.

Jack felt that lump in his throat like those from watching his Christmas specials.  He coughed to clear his throat and tried to blame it on the Toblerone but he hadn’t even tasted it yet.  He looked up at his family and grinned.

The flash of a camera went off and Jack could hear his wife exclaim, “this one’s going in the book.”

Jacked grinned again.  The grin faded to a smile and the smile didn’t leave his face for the rest of that Christmas day.

THE END

      Okay, so this is the second blahg in the past month featuring a topless me.   This wasn’t intentional but if you had read my last blahg, BRIDGE CITY AGAIN, PIRATES, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CANADA! , you will recall that I said I suffered an injury during the writing of that blahg.  So therefore, this blahg will be the explanation to that blahg and will also continue with something else that I mentioned last time.  Make sure you’re wearing your helmet because it’s a bumpy ride. 

     In my last blahg I talked about being on holidays.  That’s why last month’s blahg pictured a topless picture of me at the beach.  I was writing last month’s blahg when I decided to take a break and ride my daughter Abbie’s scooter around Big Island which is a couple kilometers from my home.  At left is a picture of what the scooter looked like when it was new.  That’s not a photo of my own but one I found on the Internet.  Somewhere I have a picture of Abbie sitting on it after she won it.  Yes, she won it.  She bought a raffle ticket at a school event and won the scooter about two years ago.  Unfortunately both my son and I have had mishaps on the scooter so it doesn’t look so new anymore. 

     Getting back to the joy-ride and eventual accident, I left last month’s blahg unfinished on Friday September 15th and took that fateful ride.  I’ve ridden the scooter around Big Island many times before and had actually taken the scooter for a ride the day before up another long road looking for a lost hubcap off my wife’s car.  I didn’t find it but I also didn’t wipe out that day.  On the Friday, I drove across the causeway to get on the island and decided to take the long counter-clockwise ride around the island that I have before.  I was whizzing along at around 60 kilometers an hour and slowed down to take a left turn onto a side road to start the loop back.  I was probably only going about 20 or 25 when I wiped out.  All I can figure was that the side road was comprised of loose gravel and that was my undoing. 

     Let me be clear that I was wearing a motorcycle helmet but because it was unseasonably warm, I was also wearing a t-shirt and shorts.  After taking the turn onto the side road, I just remember lying on the road.  I don’t think I was unconscious at any point but I sure was dizzy.  Without the helmet I think I might have had a serious head injury.  As it was, I was dizzy for about 10 minutes and my left elbow really hurt, as did my left lower leg and my right chest.  I knew I was bleeding and after my head was clear I decided I better get moving and seek medical treatment.  It didn’t occur to me then that I could have called an ambulance because I had my cell-phone with me.  But then again, the scooter (and you can see the damage to the left side in the picture above…click for larger) would not have been able to fit in the ambulance. 

     I decided that instead of driving home, I should probably just drive to my wife’s school because my vehicle was in the garage that day and I thought my injuries probably would require more treatment than what I had at home in the medicine cabinet.  My wife’s school, and she’s a teacher if I haven’t mentioned it before, was just across the road from the causeway that I drove over to get onto Big Island.  It wasn’t a very long ride but I was in enough pain with my left leg and elbow that every bump in the road made it that much worse.  I parked the scooter outside the school and went into the office.  I don’t know if the secretary recognized me as my wife’s husband but I quickly explained who I was and that I probably should go to the hospital.  I was thinking my wife could drive me in her car but the secretary quickly called an ambulance and the Principal attempted to clean my wounds.  It was probably about 15 minutes before the ambulance came and by that time my wife had been summoned to the office.  She was a little surprised but she quickly understood I had been riding the scooter and then wasn’t so surprised.  So now I can joke that it’s her fault because she didn’t tell me not to ride the scooter.  The police also showed up to make sure I was alright and that I hadn’t been drinking at that I had been wearing a helmet.  Yes to the helmet and no to the drink.  I don’t drink but at that point I was thinking I could use one to dull the pain. 

     A short ambulance ride later and I was at the hospital in Picton.  It’s a nice hospital in a small town and I quickly received attention from the nurses and the Doctor.  That’s where the half naked picture of me from above was taken.  The picture to the right is of my injured left elbow.  It was a nasty scrape and some gouging that is still healing.  I’ll probably have a nice souvenir scar.  The picture on the left is of my scraped up leg.  They did x-rays on my elbow and chest.  It turned out the chest pain was not cracked or broken ribs but probably pulled chest muscles from having the scooter pull me and ride on top of me for a while.  The x-rays did reveal a slight fracture in my left elbow.  I had to wear a sling for about ten days and then visit the fracture clinic at the Belleville hospital.  I survived to tell the tale and will have that souvenir scar.  That ten days with the sling was a little rough and the first couple of days and nights after the accident were painful but I took nothing more than Advil and put Polysporin on my scraped leg and elbow.  The scooter remained locked up at my wife’s school until she walked it home about a week later.  She doesn’t ride scooters and she certainly wasn’t going to let me near it again for a while. 

     As I said, I had to wear the sling for ten days and of course my 55th Birthday fell during that time.  I’ve had worse Birthday’s but having your arm in a sling and having your wife have to help you dress, doesn’t rank among my favorites.  It was also the first Birthday where none of my children were home to enjoy it with me.  They did video chat with me later and my son even showed me my present…something that will link back to last month’s blahg. 

     Remember last month and all that jazz?  Specifically recall how I detailed about “Pirates, Buccaneers And All That Jazz” by The Pat Riccio Quartet.  I posted a few of the tracks and mentioned another album by the Quartet.  Before talking about that other album I have to mention something else about the Pirates album.  I don’t think that’s the original title and cover.  I came across the same tracks on a different album called “The Basic Sounds Of The Pat Riccio Quartet ” on the Quality label in 1959.  The quartet in 1959 featured the following members:     

• • Baritone Saxophone, Alto Saxophone, Flute – Pat Riccio
  • Bass – Harold Holmes
  • Drums – Billy McCant
  • Piano – Herbie Helbig   

You can get a glimpse of the back of that 1959 album by clicking for a larger view of the picture at the right.  I believe the “Pirates” album is a reissue of the “The Basic Sounds Of The Pat Riccio Quartet”.  Of course, there is that other Quartet album that I mentioned that time and I will now link to my Birthday. 

     In the last blahg, I mentioned that second album, called “The Pat Riccio Quartet Featuring Teddy Wilson” put out by Canadian Talent Library in 1966.  I was able to find a listing for the album as being in stock at a used record store in Toronto.  I emailed my son that it would make a great Birthday present and so he hiked over to the store and picked it up.  What a good son. 

     Here’s one of the tracks from that album, “Just One Of Those Things”:

     Yes, I suppose the scooter accident was just one of those things.  So, too is writing a blahg about it.  I want you to have a better look at the back cover of this new album.  Click on the picture on the right for a larger image.  By the way the composition of the quartet is different on this album: 

• • Saxophone – Pat Riccio
  • Bass – Doug Wilson
    
  • Drums – Ed Thigpen
    
  • Piano – Teddy Wilson   

     I’ll close with one more track from this great album.  It’s what I wish I had done instead of take that scooter ride.  In hindsight maybe I should have convinced myself to “Take The A Train”.

     Let’s not start off this blahg by lamenting the lack of previous blahgs over the past number of months.   I’m on holidays this week and it’s the last official day of those holidays and I’m going to try and get this blahg written.  Yes, it’s mid-September and I’m taking holidays.  We’ve had gorgeous weather this week and I even went to the beach one day.  The photo to the right of me was a selfie taken September 12th at Sandbanks Provincial Park in lovely Prince Edward County, Ontario, Canada.  Go ahead, be jealous. 

     Now, before we move on, I want to show you another shot of the beach at Sandbanks from my visit the other day.  You know I’m only doing this to make you all jealous.  The beach was great.  The water was beautiful and there was a sea-gull who bonded with me…as long as I fed him sun chips.  The sun chips were french onion and french seemed to be the theme of the day.  There were other people on the beach who seemed to be french-Canadian.  There were a group of bikini clad millennial who frolicked and  ignored my bird friend and I.  There was also a group of french-Canadians who came to the beach and immediately began singing for about twenty minutes.  As my bird friend philosophized, “it takes all kinds.”

     So, at this point you’re probably wondering about the pirates and if they had anything to do with my visit to the beach.  No, the two are totally unconnected but the pirates do connect to something else, if you’ll only allow me to get there in my own time.  First, let me remind you of a blahg I wrote in November of 2013 called “ZOEY, FRANK, JUNE & ALL THAT JAZZ“.  The blahg was mostly about my cats but there was some information on a new LP that I had found by the Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band.  It was the only album that they put out and I mentioned that they were formed in 1967 in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan here in Canada.  In fact, they were formed for Canada’s Centennial in 1967.  That’s the birthday I want to talk about later.  I know, Canada celebrated its 150th Birthday on July 1st of this year but everything in this blahg will link to Canada’s 100th Birthday in 1967. 

     Back on the 4th of July of this year, and yes I know that would have been a celebration for the USA and not Canada, I received an email with the subject line: “Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band”.  On opening the email, I read the following: 

I was surprised to say the least.  Someone had not only read my previous blahg but they even had some connection to it.  I quickly wrote back:

At this point, you are probably realizing this is the other blog (or blahg as I like to spell it).  The email dialog continued:

I quickly discovered something when I visited the Facebook page and emailed Tom about it: 

Here’s part of the response: 

There were a couple more emails between us and Tom agreed to send me a copy of the CD.  I won’t paste the artwork because it’s the same as the 1967 album cover above.  The LP had ten tracks but the current CD contains 21 tracks.  Here’s the track lists for comparison: 

LP:

1.    Indiana
2.    Ookpik Ramble
3.    The Birth of The Blues
4.    Muskrat Ramble
5.    Cab Driver
6.    Lonesome Road
7.    Basin Street Blues
8.    American Patrol
9.    Down By The Riverside
10.    Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans?

CD:

1.    Muskrat Ramble
2.    At The Jazz Band Ball
3.    Up A Lazy River
4.    Indiana
5.    South Rampart Street Parade
6.    Ookpik Ramble
7.    I Will Wait For You
8.    Lonesome Road
9.    American Patrol
10.    Basin Street Blues
11.    Down By The Riverside
12.    Bridge City Blues
13.    Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans?
14.    Washington & Lee Swing
15.    The Birth of The Blues
16.    Ja-Da
17.    Hindustan
18.    Mahogany Hall Stomp
19.    St. Louis Blues
20.    Look What They’ve Done To My Song
21.    Royal Garden Blues

If you compare the two track lists carefully, you will notice that the song “Cab Driver” (made famous by The Mills Brothers) is not on the CD.  I’m not sure why but it’s got a nice vocal so I’m going to post it here: 

Before moving off the topic of Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band, although I’m not quite finished with it, I’m going to post a couple more great tracks from the CD: 

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU:

SOUTH RAMPART STREET PARADE:

     Now, what about those Pirates, you may well ask.  Well, the Pirates reference is to an LP I picked up this summer called “Pirates, Buccaneers And All That Jazz” by The Pat Riccio Quartet.  Before I get into more about the contents of the LP, I want to talk about the experience behind purchasing this LP.  When I saw it in a thrift shop in Belleville, I immediately recognized the cover but could not remember where I knew it from.  It took some research through my collection at home before I recognized that I had seen the cover for this album on the back cover of the Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band LP.  Click on the cover to the right and you will see a small image of “Pirates, Buccaneers And All That Jazz” down at the bottom.  That’s my connection between Pirates and Bridge City.  By the way, “Pirates, Buccaneers And All That Jazz” is a fabulous album.  Give a listen to one of their pirate themed songs:

PIRATE’S COVE:

See, I told you the sound was fabulous.  Here’s another track from that LP with a tune that is usually more associated with a Dixieland band: 

WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN:

     As far as I can tell, there have only been a couple of LPs put out by The Pat Riccio Quartet.  There has been “Pirates, Buccaneers And All That Jazz” on the Ringside label (later reissued as “The Basic Sounds Of The Pat Riccio Quartet” on the Quality label) and “The Pat Riccio Quartet Featuring Teddy Wilson” put out by Canadian Talent Library.  I’m going to try and track that one down and post about it when and if I find it.  If you want more from this Quartet then you’ll have to track down the albums yourself or enjoy this video I found of the Pat Riccio Quartet performing on television in the 1960s: 

Okay, before I move off of the music, I’m going to tie everything to Canada’s Birthday.  I mentioned earlier that the “Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band” was formed in 1967 for Canada’s Centennial.  I think the albums from Bridge City and Pat Riccio came out around 1967 on the Ringside label.  If you look at the back cover of the Pirates LP to the left, you will see small images of other albums put out around the same time on the Ringside label.  The second in from the left on the top row of images is an album called “It’s A Sign Of The Time” by Pete Schofield and the Canadians.  Lo and behold, I had that in my collection as well.  It was purchased at the same thrift store in Belleville where I purchased the albums by Pat Riccio and the Bridge City Dixieland Jazz Band. 

     The album by Pete Schofield and the Canadians is a celebration of Canada that came out in 1967 and even has Canadian themed tracks such as “Canadian Sunset”, “Canada (A Centennial Song)” and “Canadiana”.  Bonus marks go this band for their picture being taken in front of the new City Hall in Toronto that opened in 1965.  I won’t go on about this band but I’m going to post a couple of songs in honor of Canada’s Birthday both in 1967 and 2017.  What a great country that produced great musical talent like those I’ve mentioned in this blahg.  Enjoy “Canada (A Centennial Song)” and “Canadiana”: 

CANADA (A CENTENNIAL SONG)

CANADIANA

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     I think I’ll end this blahg here.  I suffered an injury during the writing of this blahg but that’s another story all together.  I hope you enjoyed the Canadian music.  Again, I want to wish Canada a very Happy Birthday.  True North Strong And Free.  We Stand On Guard For Thee!