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THIS SPOT RESERVED FOR THE 2011 CARLTON CARDS SINATRA ORNAMENT

Sunday, January 15th, 2012

     Well here it is Friday the 13th, 2012 and I’m almost two weeks late with the first blahg of this year.  Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!It’s snowing like crazy here after a day of freezing rain yesterday.  Today is as good a day as any to get this topic started.  If you read my last blahg of 2011, and if you didn’t then I want to know why because the link is at the top of this page, then you will recall that one of my regrets of 2011 was not obtaining the 2011 Carlton Cards Sinatra Ornament.  Over the past two weeks I’ve been looking into that ornament and discovered something significant about it.  I will get to that a little later.  First, I thought I’d show you my entire Carlton Cards Sinatra Ornament collection…incomplete as it is. 

     Carlton Cards, a subsidiary or reseller or whatever of American Greetings, first began issuing a musical Sinatra ornament in 1999.  My Incomplete Carlton Cards Sinatra Ornament CollectionSince then, there has been a Sinatra ornament for every year except 2009.  You can see my incomplete collection in the picture at the left.  (Don’t forget you can click on the images to get a larger view.)  See that empty spot at the upper right or upper left?  That’s where the 2011 ornament should be.  But I’m getting ahead of myself.  I thought that maybe I’d take you on a tour of each individual ornament in my collection before I reveal the mystery of 2011. 

     Back in 1999, Carlton Cards issued their first musical Sinatra ornament with the title of “Ol’ Blue Eyes”.  1999 Carlton Cards Sinatra OrnamentSinatra is depicted standing in front of a poster for his own appearance at The Hollywood Bowl on Saturday August 14th.  Sinatra did indeed play The Hollywood Bowl on August 14th, 1943.  A recording of that concert exists among collectors.  The following description appears on the back of the ornament box:

 Frank Sinatra’s appearance at the Hollywood Bowl in 1943 was an historic one indeed.  The venue was traditionally reserved exclusively for highbrow music, but after weeks of public controversy, Bowl directors agreed to book Sinatra for one night.  10,000 fans packed the house as Sinatra crooned his “Dancing in the Dark, “Night and Day,” “You’ll Never Know” and “The Songs Is You.”  He finished with “All or Nothing at All” and was given a standing ovation.  It was a moment for the memory books as “The Sultan of Swoon” conquered another of America’s famous arenas.

There is a small button on the ornament, as there is on all of the ornaments, and when pressed, it plays an excerpt from “The Christmas Waltz”:

It was a good start to the collection even though the image of Sinatra here is ten to twenty years older than he was when he performed at the Hollywood Bowl in 1943.

     The second ornament appeared in 2000 with the title “Swingin’ Sounds of Christmas”.  2000 Carlton Cards Sinatra OrnamentIt represents Sinatra in the studio in the 1950s or early 1960s.  From the box:

Just like each snowflake that falls from the sky, Frank Sinatra was one of a kind!  For 60 years, Ol’ Blue Eyes entertained America, reaching uncompromising fame as a music legend and Oscar-winning actor.

First heard on radio in 1935, Sinatra created an unmistakable sound and style with his smooth baritone voice, crooning his way into the hearts of generations of fans.  From a teen idol to a show-business icon, immortalized by a string of popular songs and memorable film roles, Sinatra will forever be remembered as “The Voice,” the “Chairman of the Board,” and the man who “did it my way.”

In keeping with the giant snowflake depicted behind Sinatra, the ornament plays an excerpt of “Let It Snow”.

    

     2001 saw the introduction of “Frank Sinatra in Las Vegas”.  2001 Carlton Cards Sinatra OrnamentIt was not one of the best images of Sinatra.  Here he appears squat with a big head.  The write up on the box wasn’t any better than the image:

 

Join Frank in Las Vegas as he casually flips a poker chip and offers one of his signature songs, “Luck Be A Lady, Tonight!”  During the early sixties, Frank Sinatra and a small group of entertainers known as The Rat Pack held court night after night at The Sands Hotel in Vegas.  Their actions and antics made news as they headlined and reigned over the entertainment industry.

Frank, Dean, Sammy, and Peter (Sinatra, Martin, Davis and Lawford to be specific), the names on the marquee, never referred to themselves as The Rat Pack.  They were The Summit.  The description even neglects to mention Joey Bishop!  When it comes to the song played by the ornament, it was incorrectly identified in the description and is simply known as “Luck Be A Lady”.

    

     On to 2002 and we have The Voice back in the studio.  The image is a little better one of Sinatra.  At least he has his signature fedora.  2002The write up on the box, for the first time, mentions the song the ornament will play:

 

The world will never forget the wonderful voice and the unique style of Frank Sinatra.  He appears here, as a Carlton Heirloom Collection ornament, in a miniature recording studio complete with microphone and silhouetted musicians, poised to do what he does best — sing! 

Press the button on the bottom of the ornament and hear old blue eyes belt out “I’ve Got You Under My Skin.”

Not only does Sinatra have his signature fedora, he’s singing one of his signature songs, “I’ve Got You Under My Skin”.

 

     The 2003 ornament finds Sinatra in another city that has been so closely associated with him.  This time he’s in New York! 2003 Carlton Cards Sinatra Ornament

Against a backdrop of famous New York City landmarks, legendary crooner Frank Sinatra sings his 1980 hit, “New York, New York.”  This ornament will be sure to add a special touch of Broadway glitz to your tree this holiday season.

The image is a little young here for Sinatra, or half a Sinatra as the case may be, because he didn’t record “New York, New York” until 1979 when he was almost 64 years old.  Still it’s a nice looking ornament and a great but abbreviated song.

    

     Back in 2004 it was back to a full sized Sinatra.  This is the only ornament to depict Sinatra in a white tuxedo jacket.  2004 Carlton Cards Sinatra OrnamentThe Sinatra portrayed here reminds me of the Sinatra swaggering through the role of Joe E. Lewis in the film “The Joker is Wild.”  Presented with the title “Ol’ Blue Eyes” the description on the box reads:

 

No one sings a love song quite like Frank Sinatra, and this illuminated ornament captures the romance and grace of the crooner’s famous vocal stylings.  Known simply as “The Voice,” Sinatra performs a delightful rendition of his hit song “Fly Me to the Moon” and this swingin’ ornament is sure to make any Sinatra fan’s Christmas the brightest one yet!

 

This is one of only two ornaments that ‘illuminate’.  The clear plastic backdrop lights up along the bottom of the ornament while Sinatra swings “Fly Me To The Moon”.

  

   2005 brought us another illuminated Carlton Sinatra ornament.  2005 Carlton Cards Sinatra OrnamentThis time it’s the 50s Young At Heart Sinatra in a romantic mood next to a lamppost that lights as he sings.   Notice the silhouette of the lovers who are probably dancing to a Sinatra song.

 

“Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you, if you’re young at heart.”  The sweet lyrics to “Young at Heart” were first heard as the title song for the movie by the same name, where Sinatra played the part of cynical Barney Sloan.  Second in the By The Light of the Moon series, this ornament features a suave Sinatra leaning against a street lamp that glows when he sings.  With Frank’s dreamy voice center stage, romance is definitely in the air!

 

If you haven’t seen the movie “Young At Heart” you are missing out on a great film starring Sinatra & Doris Day.  It would be the only movie they would make together and the only one you’re likely to see open with the lush voice of Sinatra singing the title song.

   

     Sinatra is back with his swagger in 2006 with a trench-coat draped over his shoulder and his hat cocked at an angle.  2006 Carlton Cards Sinatra OrnamentNow it’s the “Night and Day Sinatra” singing under the sun, the moon, and the stars.    Although it’s a pose similar to some of his iconic record covers, the face sculpture reminds me more of Bing Crosby.

 

Listen to some great lyrics from “Night and Day” by the extraordinary crooner Frank Sinatra in this third ornament in the By The Light of the Moon series.  It captures a classic Sinatra pose — that familiar glance, a tip of the hat and a coat slug over his shoulder.  He’s on top of the world and knows exactly what he wants — night and day.

 

The description sums it up best.  Sinatra was a swinger and so is the song:

 

 

    2007 Carlton Cards Sinatra Ornament Frank Sinatra made a return engagement to the Hollywood Bowl in 2007 in the form of a recycled Carlton Ornament.  The 2007 Ornament was an exact replica of the 1999 edition but where that one had a red base, this one is blue.  The only other significant difference is in the song that is played when you press the button.  This time around it’s “All of Me”:

 

The ornament is the exact same size as the one issued in 1999 but the packaging is smaller and there would be no further write up on the box this year or in subsequent years.


2008 Carlton Cards Sinatra Ornament
   In 2008 we see the reappearance of a half Sinatra although much bigger than the 2003 New York version.  Here we have the young Frankie of the Bobby Sox years.  Not only is it a half size Sinatra but the rich voice of Sinatra has been replaced with an instrumental version of “I’ve Got You Under My Skin”:

The ornament is a fairly decent likeness of the young Sinatra but the bold colours of his jacket and tie are a little off-putting.

   

2009 Hallmark Sinatra Ornament   There was no ornament in 2009 put out by Carlton Cards or American Greetings.  Instead, Hallmark would bring out their own ornament for Christmas that bore the likeness of a festive tree and not Sinatra himself.  The only reason this ornament is considered a Sinatra related item is that it does play a snippet of Sinatra’s version of “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.”

     
2010 Carlton Cards Sinatra Ornament
      In 2010 Sinatra made his return to Carlton Cards.  The ornament that year was an elegantly dressed Sinatra in a black tuxedo.  I’m not sure why Carlton Cards failed to issue an ornament in 2009 but I was glad to see the 2010 ornament bring Sinatra back with style and his own voice.  No instrumental this year.  It’s Sinatra himself and like the year for this ornament, “It Was A Very Good Year.”

 

     So now this brings us to 2011 and the mystery of the 2011 Carlton Cards Sinatra Ornament.  In the fall of 2011, my local Carlton Cards store began to stock displays for the 2011 line of Christmas ornaments.  2011 Carlton Cards Sinatra OrnamentThere was a nice place card picture for the 2011 Sinatra ornament that showed Sinatra rushing about with his Christmas packages.  The image was familiar to me as the same image appears on the cover of Sinatra’s classic Capitol album “A Jolly Christmas”.  Needless to say I was excited about adding this ornament to my collection

     I always wait until nearer to Christmas or Boxing Day so I can pick up the ornament for less than the full cost.  In Canada the ornaments usually run between $35 and $40 so a savings of 50% to 75% always inspires me to wait.  On Boxing Day my wife ventured out to buy the ornament but found that there were none in stock.  I was disappointed but I thought I would try another Carlton Cards store near Toronto.  No luck there either.  I couldn’t believe the ornament was sold out.  I knew I’d have to bite the bullet and try ordering it at full price from an online source.

      Carlton Cards and American Greetings do not sell these ornaments through their websites and the Canadian version of Amazon does not stock them either.  I looked to Ebay and found a couple that were going for more than twice the retail value.  When I checked the description posted by the sellers, they both noted that the ornament was rare because it had been recalled.  I was not aware of any recall.  I just assumed the Carlton Cards stores that I had visited had sold all of their stock.  I emailed a few Sinatra collectors that I know and they were lucky to have purchased theirs in the fall of 2011 in the United States and knew nothing of a recall either.  I went back to my local Carlton Cards store and inquired about the ornament.  The Manager was very nice and she informed me that she didn’t know about a recall but that she had never received any stock of the Sinatra 2011 ornament.  She referred me to American Greetings and their online site for further inquiries.

I will cut this short by telling you that I have received two different responses from American Greetings.  The first came from someone in Public Relations:

   All of the Sinatra ornaments were pulled from retail locations, due to a production error with the piece. Unfortunately there won’t be a Sinatra Ornament available for consumers from the 2011 program.

 

The second response was from Consumer Relations:

The 2011 Frank Sinatra Heirloom Ornament was recalled by the licensor because they were not happy with the final product. The ornament is not available for purchase from American Greetings or any of its retailers because of the recall. The ornament may be available for purchase from private owners as there were some sold before the recall. You’ll need to check the auctions web sites such as EBay or Amazon to determine the availability.

 

     The same company and two very similar responses.  Something was wrong with the product and they were not happy with the final product.  I have received emails from other Sinatra collectors who have the ornament and they find no flaw in the product.  I don’t own one, although I desperately want one, so I cannot comment on the product itself. 

   There was a video circulating of someone who had one and the ornament looked fine to me although Sinatra’s skin tone appears a little dark:

     So what’s the mystery?  I don’t know.  Is it a copyright issue related to the image from “A Jolly Christmas”?  A Jolly Christmas LPIf you look at the image on the left of the cover, it is identical to the design of the 2011 ornament.  Is it a musical copyright issue?  The same version of “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” that was used for the 2009 Hallmark ornament is reused here in 2011 by Carlton.  Again, I don’t know.  I’m sure someone at American Greetings knows the answer but they’re not telling.  Hopefully we’ll see a 2012 Carlton Cards Sinatra Ornament but, for now, like the proverbial bucket, my collection has hole in it.

 

 

 

 

2012…AND AWAY WE GO

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

Here it is folks, the last blahg of 2011.  Scott Henderson still thinks he's cool!It’s dull and gray here in my part of Canada and there’s a couple inches of snow.  Well, we didn’t get it for Christmas but at least we got it to close out 2011.  All of this, of course, has nothing to do with this blahg.  Like every good year end blahg, and I want this to be a good year end blahg, I’ll review some of the good and not so good things about this past year.

Let’s start with some of the bad.  I feel that if I start with the negative aspects of 2011 then it’ll highlight how important the positive things really are.

1)  My Father had a stroke.  Readers of my blahg will recall that a couple weeks before Christmas, my Father had a minor stroke.  He was driving at the time and wasn’t far from home.  He struck a parked car and continued on home, not realizing he had had an accident.  Not long after arriving home, the police arrived and his license was suspended.  At this point, my mother called me.  I have four brothers and one sister but three of my brothers live out of town and the other and my sister were working at the time.  When I arrived at my parents’ house, I began to question my dad about the accident and he still had no knowledge of what had happened and he had some paralysis in his right arm.  He balked about going to the hospital, mainly because he hadn’t been to the hospital in 30 years and wasn’t keen about going to his Doctor’s office either, but I managed to convince him to go.  They took him in right away and it was two hours before I was allowed to see him.  It was then that I was told he had had a minor stroke and had to stay in the hospital for 4 days.  It was one of the worst times of my life.  You think that you can handle just about anything but I was numb for a couple of days.   That was just me; imagine what was happening to my dad!

2)  This past summer, I had a bad ear infection in both of my ears and my hearing went down by 70%.  The hearing loss was bad enough but the pain was also unbearable.  Some antibiotics helped to clear up the infections and brought most of my hearing back but I knew that my hearing was not back to normal.  Ear Trumpet ToonAfter a hearing test, and worrying I would need hearing aids or one of those old fashioned ear trumpets, I was told I had lost some of the higher frequency upper range.  I might get it back with time or I might become one of those people who asks what people just said or gets shouted at for having the television volume up too loud.

3)  Unemployed again.  I spent the majority of this year without a job.  During the summer months, I did have a contract working the Census with Statistics Canada.  It was great going door to door talking to people but I’ve never seen so many yappy dogs in all my life.  No wonder I’m a cat person.  Being without a paid job is the worst kind of feeling and you really don’t want to run into anyone you haven’t seen for a while because they’re bound to ask you what you’re doing these days and you have to be truthful and pretend that you’re okay with it or lie inventively and hope that they don’t work for the imaginary company you just made up.  Does anybody remember Vandelay Industries from Seinfeld?

4)  Movies, books, and music:  three great words but not a great year for any of them.  I’m not a big Top-40 fan so the summer blockbuster films were very disappointing and the FM radio hits were really misses to me.  Man, I miss Sinatra.  Sinatra:  The Best of The Best Deluxe EditionWe did get a new Sinatra release, Best of The Best, combining Reprise and Capitol hits but really it was nothing new under the sun.  The extended version contained some photos and an extra CD of the Seattle 1957 live concert but this too has been previously released.  Where are the gems hidden in the vaults?   Where are the unreleased takes and unreleased concerts that were officially recorded?  We don’t need another Christmas ornament!  That reminds me, I didn’t get the 2011 Sinatra Christmas ornament because I usually wait until they are 75% off on Boxing Day but by then they were sold out.  Bummer.

5)  Not enough to complain about.  I’m really struggling to find things to complain about.  2011 wasn’t all that bad except for the first two items I mentioned and only being unemployed part of the year.  But I like to complain!  It should have been more of a year to complain about!  I’ll throw in some minor things: 

·        Our Federal election in Canada was disappointing because the same stupid people elected the same stupid people.  Unfortunately, our great hope, Jack Layton, head of the New Democratic Party, and the official opposition, lost his battle with cancer.  I don’t see anyone filling those shoes. 

 

·        Television:  DO WE REALLY NEED ANOTHER REALITY SHOW?  THE X FACTOR!?  The X Factor used to refer to that quality that great stars had/have but these new people don’t.  The only reality show I watch is the one at 11 o’clock called THE NEWS!  Bring back Stargate SG1!

 

·        DVDs:  More MOD (Manufacture on Demand) and less Pressed Disks.  Andy Hardy Collection Volume 1My big disappointment was The Andy Hardy Collection Volume 1.  The first 400 copies of this MOD release were autographed by Mickey Rooney.  I tried to order it but the autographed copies were sold out.  Now I have to buy the regular version and stalk Mickey Rooney and hound him to autograph my copy.  I LOVE YOU MICKEY!!  We did finally get some more Buster Keaton MOD releases but these were lesser MGM titles and only for the completist.  The same goes for Sinatra.  They released “Ship Ahoy” & “Dirty Dingus Magee” but where’s “Johnny Concho” and “The Joker is Wild”?  I’d even settle for a DVD release of “Miracle of the Bells”.   We did get a pressed disk release of one of my favorite Christmas films, “The Gathering” but I have to complain because last year I purchased the MOD version!  Same film and I have to pay twice!  Also, the cancellation of “The Fugitive Complete Series: The Most-Wanted Edition” was very disappointing.  Let’s hope it finally comes out next year.   Come on 2012, let’s see the goods.

 

Speaking of the goods, here’s what was good in 2011:

1)  My Father had a stroke.  I know this was a bad thing but some good things came of it.  He stopped smoking after 60 years of smoking.  My dad is 74 so do the math and figure out when he started smoking.  He’s finally taking his health seriously.  It also made me realize what’s important in my life.  It’s too bad a serious health scare has to happen before you reflect on these things.

2)  The love of a good woman.  In 2012 I will celebrate 25 years of marriage with the same woman.  If you think saying that she’s the same woman means she’s the same woman I married in 1987 then you’d be wrong.  Every year she changes.  She gets stronger and stranger and matches me in both categories.  Jeanette has always been there and held me when I finally broke down a couple of days after my dad’s stroke.  I think she had expected it sooner.  She nagged me too about my own health and got me to go to the Doctor about my ear infections and my hearing and now I can hear her better when she’s talking to me.  Don’t tell her that though because selective hearing is a real diagnosis in husbands.

3)  Three great children.  I had thought about putting this in the bad column because I feel that I may be losing them as they get older.  Emily is away at school most of the year and I worry about her in Toronto and now she’s off to New York City for a few days with one of her friends.  Do you think I’ll worry any less?  What an intelligent and beautiful young woman.  My son and I fought more this fall and when I was going through health scares with my father, I couldn’t get closer to Noah because he was never here.  It didn’t stop me caring about him.  Next year, he wants to go off to College/University and I won’t have him here.  What’s that about missing most what you don’t have around anymore?  Abbie entered the “teen” category before Christmas by turning 13.  She’s struggling to be independent and still wanting to be a kid.  She still likes to play board games and go to children’s movies.  I like that too.  

4)  Thursdays with Bryan.  Sounds like a book title.  I know many of you are thinking of Tuesdays with Morrie but this is completely different.  Bryan and I a long time agoMy best friend Bryan only has Thursday and Sunday off from work every week.  Thursdays we generally have lunch and look for DVDs at our favorite haunts.  We try a different restaurant every week and usually complain about the poor selection of DVDs available in local stores.  If you don’t think that’s a good time, you’d be wrong.  Bryan lives with my parents and helps to keep a watchful eye on them.  When my dad was hospitalized, Bryan was one of the first people I called.  He’s my brother from another mother who lives with my mother.  Can you follow that logic?  The picture here is an older one of both of us taken at my sister’s wedding.  It’s one of my favorites.

5)  Employment.  I know, this showed up as unemployment in my ‘bad’ section but this was really one of my highlights.  I had a paying job!  I haven’t had paid employment in almost two years so when this came along, it was a nice change.  Jeanette makes a good living as a Teacher but I like to think I’m contributing financially.  I enjoyed talking to people when going door to door collecting the census or filling it out with people who had neglected to fill it out.  My supervisor was impressed with my efforts as well and kept sending me into new areas to collect missing census forms.  She even gave me a nice letter of recommendation.  I hope that letter will help me land something a little more permanent in 2012.

6)  Movies, books, and music…and DVDs.  There were some good movies that stood out for me this year despite the crop of failures.  Abbie and I both enjoyed “Arthur Christmas” and “Hugo”.  I highly recommend both.  They are not just for the young.  Good to see a new “Mission Impossible” film.  Here’s hoping we get a fifth in the franchise.  “Super 8” was the best of the summer films.  Noah and I both enjoyed that one.  Noah also recommended “50/50” to me after having seen it with his friends.  It’s a very emotional film and should get set some Oscar consideration but probably won’t.  The Moose That RoaredI can’t say anything about books because anything I read was a few years old and you probably wouldn’t know about them.  I would however recommend “Child Star” by Shirley Temple and “The Moose That Roared” about Bullwinkle, Rocky and Jay Ward.  Both are non-fiction but were great reads.  The real highlight in music was seeing Tony Bennett back on the charts with his Duets 2 CD.  Keep singing Tony!  DVDs?  Let’s get serious.  The best releases for me were “Barney Miller-The Complete Series” and “The Lost Honeymooners-The Complete Series”.  Thank heavens for Shout Factory and MPI.  Again, I’ll express hope for a 2012 release of “The Fugitive Complete Series: The Most-Wanted Edition”. 

6)  I met John Astin.  John AstinThis great actor from “The Addams Family” and “The Brothers O’Toole” was at Fan Expo in Toronto this past summer.  What a great actor and a warm human being.  At the same convention, I also met Nichelle Nichols (Uhura of Star Trek), Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi of Star Trek Next Generation), and Ethan Phillips (Neelix of Star Trek Voyager).  Okay, I’m a Star Trek fan.  Don’t give me one of those cute nick-names.  At least Noah and I have that in common.

 

I could go on and on about other things that might have been noteworthy for me but then I’d never get this blahg completed in 2011.  The last positive that I can add is this blahg.  Maybe nobody’s reading this but at least it’s an outlet for me.  I’ll be turning fifty in 2012 and this blahg is at least something I can point to as an accomplishment.  If you are reading this, drop me a line at scott@falseducks.com and let me know.  It would be nice to know I’m not just doing this for myself.

My hopes for 2012:

·        I hope the Mayans don’t get it right and we see 2013.

·        I hope I can continue to write more blahgs.  I don’t think I’ll get 100 written but maybe 50 before I’m 50 would be good.

·        Health and Happiness.  I wish this for everyone and not just myself.

·        Friendship and Family.  I’ve got that strong and I hope it continues.

·        Employment.  Enough said.

·        The Fugitive Complete Series: The Most-Wanted Edition“The Fugitive Complete Series: The Most-Wanted Edition”.  You knew that had to come up again.

 

I’ll close with something that Frank Sinatra used to say and it’s still as relevant.  After wishing everyone health and hugging and kissing, Sinatra would always close with “In the next year may we find peace in the world and peace among ourselves.”

You can’t ask for more than that.  All the best to everyone in 2012 and in the words of Jackie Gleason:  AND AWAY WE GO!