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March 31, 2021

12 MONTHS – 12 RECORDS – 12 SONGS

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   This is the blahg that I intended to publish last time.A New Picture of Scott I got a little side-tracked with my mental health and trying to be upbeat.  Mental health is a big thing and for me, music is very important.  I don’t play any instruments but listening to good music is a great tonic.  Over the past 12 months we’ve have a couple of different lock-downs with this pandemic and I’ve spent a great deal of time working from home.  When stores were open I usually hit up local thrift shops and scanned through the record section.  This blahg is devoted to some of my acquisitions over the past year.  Most of these came from thrift stores with the odd one ordered online or picked up at a local DVD store that also sells some used records.

   Many of the albums mentioned in this blahg have not had CD releases so many will be new to you as they were to me.  Album covers usually attract my attention first and I thought it would be important to include those covers here.  More important, is the back covers because you can usually find out more information about the artists by reading the liner notes.  I’ve included good sized photos of the back covers where you can make out full details of the information on the rear covers.  Click on each photo to view larger sized images.

   The first up is an album called “Clarinet Gumbo” by Barney Bigard And His Orchestra.  This was released in 1976 on the RCA label

Clarinet Gumbo

Barney Bigard Clarinet Gumbo Rear Cover

Here’s the title track, “Clarinet Gumbo”:

 

  Next up is the album “Dixie On The Rocks” by Dave Remington and The Dixie Six.  This album came out on the Vee Jay label in 1960.  The group looked like they were having a lot of fun so I decided to purchase the album

Dave Remington and The Dixie Six - Dixie On The Rocks

"Dixie On The Rocks" by Dave Remington and The Dixie Six Rear Cover

The fun track here is “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”:

 

   The previous two albums were thrift store finds and here’s another one from one of the same stores. It’s The Kenny Clarke Francy Boland Big Band with their 1965 album “Now Hear Our Meanin’ ” released in North America on the Columbia Label.

The Kenny Clarke Francy Boland Big Band ‎– Now Hear Our Meanin'

The Kenny Clarke Francy Boland Big Band with their 1965 album "Now Hear Our Meanin' " Rear Cover

This track is a real swinger. It’s “Johnny One Note”:

 

   I think I acquired most of these records at the same time as I remember the following record was purchased at the same time and location as the above albums. This album is a 1962 reissue on the Trip Jazz label of the 1959 original release of “Buddy Johnson Wails”. The original issue had been on the Mercury label.

Buddy Johnson Wails

"Buddy Johnson Wails" Rear Cover

The track I chose from this album is “Please Mr. Johnson”. From the album jacket, “His sister, Ella, another unaffected singer, was always a major attraction, and she was responsible for several of the band’s biggest hits, among them “Please Mr. Johnson”, which she recorded for the first time at the age of fourteen while still in high school…”Please Mr. Johnson” is recreated here, with sister Ella on hand to sing it.”

 

   Here’s a real oddity.  This is the 1977 album “The Pucker And Valve Society Band”.  This album is like listening to the best of or strange songs by a marching band.  It’s fun nonetheless.

The Pucker And Valve Society Band

The Pucker And Valve Society Band

The track I have selected here is “I Was Kaiser Bill’s Bat Man”.

 

   In a previous blahg, THE RAMBLE UNPACKED, I wrote about an album I picked up before Christmas by Jonah Jones, with the title “and now in person Jonah Jones.”  That was a live album but many months before purchasing that album, I picked up “Jumpin’ With Jonah” by the same artist.

Jumpin' With Jonah

Jumpin' With Jonah rear cover

The song I have selected from this album is the first track on side one of the album.  The song is “No Moon At All” which is a song I’ve enjoyed by singers such as Doris Day and Mel Torme.

 

    I cannot for the life of me remember what inspired me to purchase the following album. I know I had to order it from a reseller on the www.discogs.com website but it’s enjoyable. This album, “Fireworks” was released by the Weatherbird Jazzband in 1982.

Weatherbird Jazzband - Fireworks

Fireworks rear cover

The track I have selected is the title track “Fireworks.”

 

   Now we get back to a vocal performance. This is from an artist I did not know but when I saw the album I thought I would give the album a chance. The artist is Betty Roché and the album is “Singin’ & Swingin’ ” from 1961.

Betty Roché ‎– Singin' & Swingin'

Betty Roché ‎– Singin' & Swingin' rear cover

There are quite a few standards on this album so the selection to offer here was a tough choice. I decided to go with a song that I have enjoyed by Frank Sinatra from his “L.A. Is My Lady” album. The song is “Until The Real Thing Comes Along” but it’s all Betty Roché.

  

   The next group is a Canadian band.  In fact this album was recorded live, November 14, 1975 at Olivet United Church, in Hamilton, Ontario.  The band is The Washingtons and the album is “50 Years Together”.

The Washingtons - 50 Years Together

 

50 Years Together rear cover

The album had quite a few scuffs and skipped in a couple of places but I was able to clean it and get a nice recording from it. Again, here’s another title track with The Washingtons performing “Fifty Years Together”.

 

    It’s time for another vocal selection. Here we have the great and talented Pat Suzuki. The album is “Pat Suzuki’s Broadway ’59”

Pat Suzuki's Broadway '59

Pat Suzuki ‎– Broadway '59 Rear Cover

Again, the selection was tough. Pat Suzuki performs song great tunes from such great Broadway shows as Flower Drum Song, West Side Story, My Fair Lady, Bells Are Ringing, and The Music Man. I decided to go with a song from a Broadway show with which I wasn’t familiar. The Broadway show is “First Impressions” and the song is “I Feel Sorry For The Boy”

 

    It’s back to the jazz again with another thrift store purchase. I didn’t know this artist either but I seem to have good luck taking a chance on these purchases. The album is “The Don Elliott Quintet” by The Don Elliott Quintet from 1954. I know the album title isn’t very original.

The Don Elliott Quintet

The Don Elliott Quintet Rear Cover

There were some nice tracks to choose from but I selected the second track this time from the first side. Here’s the The Don Elliott Quintet with “Five O’Clock Whistle”:

 

  The last album is one I really enjoy. It’s got a nice swing to it and the artist was again unknown to me. The artist is Harold Betters and the album is “Out Of Sight & Sound”

Harold Betters ‎– Out Of Sight & Sound

Harold Betters ‎– Out Of Sight & Sound Rear Cover

I chose the song “Sweetheart” from this album because right from the get-go it grabbed me. Another great thrift store find.

 

   That’s the twelve records for this time.  Do yourself a favour and seek out some of these artists or take a chance on some unknown artists when you find their records in a thrift store bin.  You might just be surprised!  Stay tuned.  I have another batch of records from the past year featuring some more great artists.  Lucky you.  Lucky me.

 

March 14, 2021

THE BEST OF EVERYTHING

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , , — sinatrafan @ 11:46 pm

   This blahg is not the blahg I intended to publish this weekA New Picture of Scott.  I had another blahg all mapped out in my mind with lots of audio recordings.  I won’t spoil it by giving anything away.  That blahg will be coming in the next month.  Part of the problem in the delay was that I lost my motivation and began to suffer some depression last week.  When you’re feeling low, everything you want to accomplish either gets pushed aside or seems unaccomplishable.  That’s a real word.  Look it up! 

   A few things happened this week to take me out of my funk and inspired this blahg.  I haven’t talked much lately about my mental health or even wanted to talk about mental health in general.  I’ve been hearing and reading all the news about mental health and the current pandemic and I just didn’t want to tackle that topic.  I wasn’t planning on avoiding it but I like my blahgs to be uplifting, inspiring, or at least entertaining.  Depression to me was like something from the Seniors’ menu at a restaurant where you skip over it because it doesn’t apply to you.  Me, I like to order from the kids’ menu and get that hotdog that they won’t let us adults order.  Why are restaurants hiding the hotdogs?  Cut it out! 

   My recent bout of depression was brought on by some detractors who don’t want me to fill in on a job contract for a colleague who is expecting a baby in June.  I haven’t done anything wrong but sometimes the peanut gallery gets it in their mind that they think they know something or heard something and never thought to check to see if any of it is true.   That’s enough of that.  I should know better than to listen to the voices of the detractors but I’m human and you just want to yell “DAMN IT, I’M LIKEABLE”.  I didn’t do that and so it was hard to get out of my own head and stop flailing myself with the “POOR ME.” 

   Last week I had an encounter with my colleague who is expecting.  She had been in a virtual meeting which I had not attended but where my name was being put forth as a replacement for her while she is away on maternity leave.  I was trying to feel her out on how that went without directly asking what people thought of me as her replacement.  She didn’t really elaborate but I got a sense she was trying to protect me from some of the negativity.  I had it confirmed later from another colleague but I began to feel guilty later that I had put my female colleague on the spot.  No, it really wasn’t guilt about that as much as it was that I didn’t even ask her how she was feeling or how the pregnancy was going.  Later, I went back and apologized to her and said I shouldn’t have tried to pry information from her and that I was even more sorry that I didn’t ask her how she was doing.  She seemed to appreciate that and I was determined that in future encounters I was going to make sure I focused more on her. 

   So, this is where this blahg begins.  A few days ago I saw my colleague again and made it a point of asking her how she was doing.  We chatted briefly about the pregnancy and I asked casually if she had any cravings.  A Bowl Of M&MsHer answer was surprising.  She said she hadn’t had any cravings but everything she ate recently seemed to her to be the best of that particular things she had ever had.  She gave this example of snacking on M&M candies in the evening.  She said she’s always had a bowl that she snacks on in the evening but eating them recently made her feel that these M&Ms were the best M&Ms she’s ever tasted.  I commented that wouldn’t it be great if you could keep that feeling all the time and that no matter what you were eating or viewing or hearing or experiencing at any given moment was the best.  It would be the ultimate ‘living in the moment’ experience you could ever have.  After that, I didn’t give that notion much thought.

   On my way home that afternoon after discovering this new philosophy, I stopped to gas up my vehicle and I bought a PLINKO instant scratch ticket.  Plinko Scratch TicketThis ticket had instant prizes but if one of your lucky numbers matched one of the scratched and uncovered numbers with the corresponding word “CHIP” then you could take it into your local retailer to reveal your prize.  I learned that a video would play at the retailer and I could win up to $10,000 instantly or a “PLINKO” chip that I could play on the real board for a minimum of $100,000 up to a maximum of $500,000.  The big board is of course at the Ontario Lottery offices in Toronto and is similar to the PLINKO game we’ve all seen on the game show “The Price Is Right.”  I was excited.  It took me two days before I got back to the retailer and I had convinced myself that I was going to get that “PLINKO” chip for the big board.  I knew the odds were against me and ultimately they were with me only winning $10 which doubled my money from the $5 I had paid for the scratch ticket.  It was a disappointment but for those two days I lived that fantasy and dreamed big.

   This morning, while shaving, something else happened that reminded me of that “best of something ever had” idea.  I don’t know what it is but I always get great ideas while I’m shaving.  Some of my short story ideas occurred while I was shaving and so did ideas for my blahgs.  I probably should concentrate more on what I’m doing if I don’t want to cut myself.  Usually when I’m shaving I have my I-pod playing my music on shuffle.  I have such a wide range of music on there that I never know what I’m going to hear.  This morning I heard “When I Am King” by Great Big Sea.  The lyrics really struck me.  Here they are: 

Wake up
Without a care
Your head’s not heavy, your conscience clear
Sins are all forgiven here
Yours and mine
Fear is gone without a trace
It’s the perfect time in the perfect place
Nothing’s hurting, nothing’s sore
No one suffers anymore
The doctor found a simple cure
Just in time

All these things if I were king
Would all appear around me
The world will sing when I am king
The world will sing when I am king

Oh, she walks right in
She don’t even knock
It’s the girl you lost to the high school jock
She shuts the door, turns the lock
And she takes your hand
She says she always felt a fool
For picking the captain over you
She wonders if you missed her
Said she always told her sister
Oh, that you’re the best damn kisser
That she’s ever had

All these things if I were king
Would appear around me
The world will sing when I am king
The world will sing when I am king

Daylight waits to shine until the moment you awaken
So you never miss the dawn
No question now, you know which road you’re taking
Lights all green, the radio plays just the perfect song

Well, the war’s been won
All the fights are fought
You find yourself in just the spot
It’s a place where everybody’s got a song to sing
Just like the final movie scene
The prince will find his perfect queen
The hero always saves the world
The villains get what they deserve
The boy will always get the girl
When I am king

By the way, Great Big Sea was an awesome Canadian band.  Below is a video of them singing “When I Am King.”  It turns out the video is from a concert that was held at the Empire Theatre in Belleville, Ontario in 2006.  I live south of Belleville but I work there.  I’ve been to concerts at the Empire but sadly I missed this one.

As I said, the lyrics struck me.  They’re about everything being great but unfortunately they depend up the singer becoming king.  Immediately the lyrics struck me as the best of everything and reminded me of the conversation I had had a few days earlier with my colleague.  It also reminded me of that PLINKO fantasy I had lived in for two days. 

   Shortly after hearing this song, I was getting ready to go into Belleville to work and I couldn’t shake the “best of everything” thought.  I asked my Google speaker to play “When I Am King” again.  It was at that moment that all of these puzzle fragments of thought slammed together into a clearer picture for this blahg.  I was going to ask Google to play me another song in particular by Great Big Sea but then the speaker launched into “Consequence Free” by the band.  Here’s another song with poignant lyrics: 

Na na na, na na na na na!
Na na na, na na na na na!

Wouldn’t it be great,
If no one ever got offended?
Wouldn’t it be great,
To say what’s really on your mind?

I’ve always said,
All the rules are made for bending.
And if I let my hair down,
Would that be such a crime?

I wanna be consequence free!
I wanna be where nothing needs to matter.
I wanna be consequence free!
Just say: Na na na, na na na na na!
Oh! Na na na, na na na na na!

I could really use,
To lose my Catholic conscience.
Cause I’m getting sick,
Of feeling guilty all the time.

I won’t abuse it,
Yeah I’ve got the best intentions.
For a little bit of anarchy,
But not the hurting kind.

I wanna be consequence free!
I wanna be where nothing needs to matter.
I wanna be consequence free!
Just say: Na na na, na na na na na!
Oh! Na na na, na na na na na!

Oh! I couldn’t sleep at all last night,
Cause I had so much on my mind.
I’d like to leave it all behind,
But you know it’s not that easy.

Oh! But for just one night,
Wouldn’t it be great,
If the band just never ended?
We could stay out late,
And we would never hear last call.

Wouldn’t need to worry about approval or permission.
We could slip off the edge,
And never worry about the fall.

I wanna be consequence free!
I wanna be where nothing means to matter.
I wanna be consequence free!
Just say: Na na na, na na na na na!
Oh! Na na na, na na na na na!
Oh! Na na na, na na na na na!

There’s a theme here of “wouldn’t it be great” and of course, living “consequence free.”  Here’s the video for that song: 

It was coming together.  Great Big Sea was selling me on writing this blahg.  I drove to work humming the songs I had heard.  I also started to write part of this blahg over lunch.  As if that wasn’t enough, on my way home, CBC radio played excerpts from a March of 2009 concert that Great Big Sea played at the Mile One Centre in St. John’s, Newfoundland.  They of course played “Consequence Free” but they also played the song that I hadn’t had a chance to ask my Google speaker to play earlier in the day.  The song is “Ordinary Day”: 

I’ve got a smile on my face and I’ve got four walls around me
I’ve got the sun in the sky, all the water surround me
Oh you know, yeah I win now and sometimes I lose
I’ve been battered, but I never bruise
It’s not so bad

And I say way-hey-hey, it’s just an ordinary day
And it’s all your state of mind
At the end of the day
You’ve just got to say it’s all right

Gina sings on the corner, what keeps her from dying
Let them say what they want, she won’t stop trying
Oh, you know
She might stumble, they push her ’round
She might fall, but she’ll never lie down
It’s not so bad

And I say way-hey-hey, it’s just an ordinary day
And it’s all your state of mind
At the end of the day
You’ve just got to say it’s all right

It’s all right, it’s all right
It’s all right

In this beautiful life there’s always some sorrow
And It’s a double-edged knife, but there’s always tomorrow
Oh, you know
It’s up to you now if you sink or swim
Just keep the faith that your ship will come in
It’s not so bad

And I say way-hey-hey, it’s just an ordinary day
And it’s all your state of mind
At the end of the day
You’ve just got to say

I say way-hey-hey, it’s just an ordinary day
And it’s all your state of mind
At the end of the day
You’ve just got to say it’s all right
It’s all right, it’s all right
‘Cause I’ve got a smile on my face, and I’ve got four walls around me

Here’s the video for that song: 

Finally, the theme was clear.  It’s all a state of mind and it’s just an ordinary day and it’s all right. 

   The point I want to hammer home is also that it can be more than just all right.  Okay is just okay but what if moments could be the best of whatever it is we are experiencing?  That’s what it’s all about.  Find a moment or take a moment and say this moment is the best.  It might not be the best that’s ever been or will ever be but it’s the best right now and that’s all right.  I’m no philosopher and I struggle to even call myself a poet but experiencing the moment like my colleague does, sounds pretty good to me.  

   I had started off 2021 on a good note.  There was that Ramble video from my blahg, THE FALSE DUCKS VIDEO BLAHG #4: OH, DIDN’T I RAMBLE and the subsequent explanation of that video in the follow-up blahg THE RAMBLE UNPACKED that explained what I wanted to accomplish this year.  So far, I have fixed the cuckoo clock, listened to all of the records, started reading “Roses Are Difficult Here” by W.O. Mitchell, and averaged two blahgs a month with the goal of reaching 100 blahgs over the past ten years.  The motivation was with me and I was living the moments by enjoying what I was doing.  I even re-edited the “The Dead From The Neck Up 25th Anniversary Covid 19 Quarantine Special” that I posted last December. By the way, if you haven’t listened to the “The Dead From The Neck Up 25th Anniversary Covid 19 Quarantine Special” then check out this video below containing the remastered version of our special. It’s just the audio from our program set to images of my Christmas display this past Christmas.

When we recorded the special last December and when I was editing it in December and remastering it in January, I felt this was the best work we had ever done.  Of course it probably isn’t but I enjoyed it so much that I continue to listen to it at least 2 to 3 times a week while I’m driving to work.  It makes me feel happy and each time I hear it, I think “that’s the best we’ve ever done.”  I’ll hold onto that thought for a while.  We hope to record a new special later this year and it’ll probably be the best…at least in my mind. 

   When thinking about the theme for this blahg and ultimately the title, “The Best of Everything”, I was reminded of another blahg I had written in late January MY FATHER’S VOICE where I talked about needing to find a cassette that contained my late Father’s voice.  It was a tape of speeches from my wedding in 1987.  What I didn’t detail in that blahg was that my double cassette deck was found to be non-functioning so I decided to purchase another one off Ebay.  I received that tape deck last month and immediately began to locate all of the cassettes I used to enjoy over the years.  I remember that I practically wore out three of my favourite tapes once upon a time.  Graceland CassetteThe first was “Graceland” by Paul Simon.  The second was “Cloud Nine” by George Harrison.  Cloud Nine CassetteAnd the last was the 1984 release of “L.A. Is My Lady” by Frank Sinatra.  The Sinatra cassette was the first of the three that I had purchased and I still think it’s a great album.  L.A. Is My Lady Cassette It seems like I might have gone off topic but really it all connects.  One of the great songs on “L.A. Is M Lady” is “The Best of Everything”.  I know, I’m brilliant.  Still, if you want to understand everything, read some of the lyrics: 

The best of everything – that’s (that is) what I wish you all
The best of everything – a Rembrandt (hanging) on your (the) wall

A yacht that wins you cups
Skateboards with style and speed
Show dogs or loving pups
The pride of the pound or the pedigreed

I hope you win that prize – pass that blue ribbon test
I hope your good keeps getting better – ’til your better’s best

The best of everything – that’s (that is) what I wish you all
The best of everything – a Rembrandt (hanging) on your (the) wall

A yacht that wins you cups
Skateboards with style and speed
Show dogs or loving pups
The pride of the pound or the pedigreed

I hope you win that prize – pass that blue ribbon test
I hope your good keeps getting better – ’til your better’s best

If you haven’t heard the song then do yourself a favour and check out this audio/video: 

 

See?  It all came together.  This is the song that wishes us “The Best Of Everything”.  The truth really is, though, that we already have the best of everything…we just have to realize it in the moment.  I think that’s the best mental health advice I can offer in this moment.

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